Anoregon
The flight plan I just filed with the agency list me, my men, Dr. Pavel here. But only one of you!
Is this based on your life?
The part of that comic that gets me the most is the luscious red lips of the cashier.
Is this based on your life?
While with a friend picking up TPP for her.
HUGE SPOILERS
You know, it's not gonna be the last MGS, you don't even really play as Big Boss, you play as Venom Snake, who is an impersonator.
Yeah...
let me tell you a little secret..
she has 0 interest selling that shitty warranty to you.
let alone talk to you about it.
but she is forced by the management cause their business is sinking like a ship.
and they want to use every dirty trick to generate extra cash
I bought a copy of shadow of mordor last year at gamestop for xbox one and the neck beard who works there says to me as he laughs "so you want the inferior version". Im above getting into warz in real life ( i save that for the internet ) so i just left.
I love this gif to describe your awkwardness. That guy sounds like he should not be working retail.
The Gamestop by my house used to be pretty awesome but they've had heavy turnover in the last 4 months. I went there one night to get a steam card and one of their new employees was being really confrontational and snarky about the fact that I was buying a steam card (while also giving an attitude to another customer who was asking about an xbox one version of a game).
He got an attitude with me about how I was "wasting my money" and "only an idiot would spend a ton of money on a computer when they can get a PS4 for 1/5 the price". I refrained from saying what I wanted to say because I used to work retail and don't believe in telling off employees because their job well and truly sucks, but jesus he was insufferable and rude.
It sucks to because I really liked the previous staff who worked at that location and I'd been going there for a solid two years. Now I just go to the one in Lewisville or the one by my work in Addison where the staff are much nicer.
The whole "I only have enough copies to fill my preorders" thing was always something that rubbed me the wrong way, because it's such an obvious lie.
"ummm no, it IS new"
In regards to me asking for a new copy of a game and him pulling a disk out of a sleeve and putting it into a case he grabbed off the display rack with a fucking sticker on it
I just read this at work on my phone and I am literally dying from laughter trying to keep it in. Well done good sir someone needs to post an Orson Wells clapping gif to thisHim: "do you play league?"
Me: "no, I don't like those games."
Him: "right, I bet it's because you suck."
Me: "at the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo."
Him: "adc bot"
None of this is a secret.
Can't say I'm shocked. You should have asked him if he wanted his inferior job.
NBA 2K12/Initial release date"Here for NBA2K12?"
Midnight, October 4, 2011.
That the gutted copy I was sold still counted as new because nobody had ever put the disc in a system. Riiiiiight.
None of this is a secret.
Can't say I'm shocked. You should have asked him if he wanted his inferior job.
Me: "Can i get a copy of Bloodborne?"
Employee: "Sure, What system?"
Me sarcastically: "Suprise me."
Employee: "Well we only have the PS4 version right now..."
Lol... these guys really dont give a fuck about their job... even if youre not ACTUALLY a gamer working for gamestop... the very least know your fucking product.
This has to be my biggest pet peeve at GS. anytime i ask for an exclusive (like hard exclusives not timed ones) and an employee either thinks its on both... or is coming out for the other at some point (because sony doesnt own uncharted, and ms doesnt own halo right?)
"Would you like to preord-"
No!
Why would anyone preorder a video game? There's always plenty in stock for release day and if there isn't then there's like 5 other stores I could go to.
While with a friend picking up TPP for her.
HUGE SPOILERS
You know, it's not gonna be the last MGS, you don't even really play as Big Boss, you play as Venom Snake, who is an impersonator.
Yeah...
That the gutted copy I was sold still counted as new because nobody had ever put the disc in a system. Riiiiiight.
OMG I actually clicked the Spoiler tag, LMAO, It serves me right.
Back when the ps3 was coming out, the smear campaign was unbelievable. Can't play used games, games are going to be upwards of 100$ due to bluray, etc.
I once overheard a clerk telling someone that Vampire Rain was "really good" while they were browsing the used games shelf.
A local Gamestop clerk was bragging about how they bought a copy of CoD from a local mom n' pop that breaks street dates, and submitted it to Activision to get them in trouble.
I got pretty angry at her.
Me: "Can i get a copy of Bloodborne?"
Employee: "Sure, What system?"
Me sarcastically: "Suprise me."
Employee: "Well we only have the PS4 version right now..."
Lol... these guys really dont give a fuck about their job... even if youre not ACTUALLY a gamer working for gamestop... the very least know your fucking product.
This has to be my biggest pet peeve at GS. anytime i ask for an exclusive (like hard exclusives not timed ones) and an employee either thinks its on both... or is coming out for the other at some point (because sony doesnt own uncharted, and ms doesnt own halo right?)
I cancelled a pre-order (the $5 down payment) and he got angry with me cause I wanted my money back. He looks me and said taking that $5 was like stabbing him in the face with a knife.
I was like.. wtf.. so I have a couple more games I had put $5 down on.. got the money back for those too and didn't go back to that store. (there's another 5 mins away).
While with a friend picking up TPP for her.
HUGE SPOILERS
You know, it's not gonna be the last MGS, you don't even really play as Big Boss, you play as Venom Snake, who is an impersonator.
Yeah...