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[TAJ]

It doesn't sound like that at all.

"The five-foot-tall, K5 robots can read 300 license plates per minute. They also are equipped to supply 360-degree video streaming. Once an anomaly is detected by these robots, they alert security guards. The robots are not armed."

He said walking camera.
You just described a walking camera.

 

[Nostremitus]

What the fuck, I had no idea these things existed. They look like friendly Daleks?

Find on page: dalek

At least I'm not the only one.

 

[IISANDERII]

They're puting a machine's rights ahead of the freedoms and liberties of a human being!! We're already losing the war!!

 

[commedieu]

This guy coming soon now?

Terrible. Terrible movie. Terrible

 

[Graphics Horse]

No Portal references yet?
Fucking Gamers

 

[BlitzKeeg]

The US is going to become a cyberpunk distopia far faster than I expected.

 

[CrimzonSamurai]

No Portal references yet?
Fucking Gamers

There's like a dozen fictional robots that this thing looks more similar to than a Portal turret.

 

[KHlover]

soon...

 

[Vandiger]

What a waste of money, over-engineered albatross.

 

[eyeball_kid]

I feel like this robot has more rights than some minorities. Hell, maybe people in general.

I guess we all need to wear constantly-recording 360º video cameras.

 

[Briarios]

The first thing I thought when I saw this was Watch Dogs 2 lol

 

[shoelacer]

Just looking at that robot makes me mad. I have nothing but contempt for that robot. What a stupid robot. I'm tempted to start a GoFundMe for this guys legal fees just to spite this dumbass robot.

 

[Icebergslim]

$7 per hour, yeah, you can't compete with that.

Who the hell is getting paid 7$ an hour what are you talking about.

 

[Yarbskoo]

... Are robots really victims? I mean, it's a robot. Like, if I have a lawnmower in my yard and you come and knock it over, the lawnmower is not the victim, I am.

"If you drop lunch meat on the floor, is that really so different from shooting a meatbag in the knee? I think not."

 

[SugarDaddy]

Who the hell is getting paid 7$ an hour what are you talking about.

It's $7/hour to rent one of those robits

Knightscope, which is based in Mountain View, charges $7 per hour for the robots that the company claims will soon be able to detect guns. The company says it has dozens of clients, including Microsoft and the NBA's Sacramento Kings.

 

[gnexus]

Remember the hitchhiking robot?

I think some people just hate robots.

Spoiler

DEYRE TERKIN MUY JERBS

 

[Odoul]

I have not seen a single "K5 Is Alive!" drop.

Never been more disappointed.

 

[rSpooky]

And now that seagulls song is stuck in my head again :/

 

[i3allistic]

Funny thing about it, the robot cheaper than hiring meter maids, .....no pension cost

 

[DrSlek]

I've seen those things at a local mall and they creep me the fuck out.

https://youtu.be/LLanYkRg09I?t=33m39s

 

[TheSadRanger]

Guessing this guy didn't skip leg day......

Hrmmm we need a new RT now that Doug Free is retired, anyway we can get a roster spot for him on the practice squad for the Cowboys?

 

[Timedog]

I was dead certain I was reading an Onion article when I got to this quote. But it's not. Who the hell says something like this, lol. Someone who truly doesn't get it, that's who...

Are you sure he's the one who's not getting it?

 

[Alphahawk]

This story is absurd for multiple reasons.

 

[Sir Doom]

spineless.

Hah I was just thinking about this

 

[Hidden One]

Damn we have Robots patrolling parking lots now? Dafaq?

 

[Kayhan]

"I think this is a pretty pathetic incident because it shows how spineless the drunk guys in Silicon Valley really are because they attack a victim who doesn't even have any arms,"

Agreed.

 

[Acorn]

They look the day of the tentacle's uh tentacles.

Edit

 

[Lactose_Intolerant]

Who the hell is getting paid 7$ an hour what are you talking about.

I apologize, I expect posters to read the op.

 

[NervousXtian]

Dude probably played too much Zero Dawn.

 

[travisbickle]

Knightscope, which is based in Mountain View, charges $7 per hour for the robots that the company claims will soon be able to detect guns. The company says it has dozens of clients, including Microsoft and the NBA's Sacramento Kings.

So what's it going to do when it spots a gun? Fuckin' whistle!

 

[caffeware]

We all going to be jobless soon ain't we.

 

[Lactose_Intolerant]

So what's it going to do when it spots a gun? Fuckin' whistle!

It contacts the skeleton crew of security guards on site.

 

[Hilbert]

We all going to be jobless soon ain't we.

Not me, I write automation software.

Thank god this random series of events led me here. I originally wanted to make video games!

 

[Hidden One]

Not me, I write automation software.

Thank god this random series of events led me here. I originally wanted to make video games!

They'll soon have Robots writing automation software too, for FREE. No one is safe.

 

[DrFunk]

How much longer till that thing is tagged with graffiti?

 

[oxrock]

Idk why this line is so funny, but it is

"how could you knock over a robot that spins and occasionally whistles?"

How can someone knock over R2D2? Savages! I mean, that's kind of R2D2's defining characteristic.