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E3 2010 Nintendo Conference (concluded)

Gorgon

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Aaron Strife said:
Hopefully this will tamper down everyone's expectations a little.

Aaron Strife's Nintendo's E3 Conference Outline (15 June 2010)

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"Welcome to Nintendo's E3! My name is Cammie Dunaway! ... Wait, don't go! I promise we won't talk about sales much today. Here to talk about sales is Satoru Iwata."

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"Wii has been selling very strong. For every Wii remote in this image, that's 2 billion Wiis sold each. That's right - there are now more Wiis in the world than people. That's some scary-ass shit."

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"Super Mario Galaxy 2 has been called the greatest game in the universe. Don't believe me? Let me share with you some customer testimonials."

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"This game is why we at Sega quit the hardware business 10 years ago. It retroactively made us fail."

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"This game is better than sex. Trust me, I'm an expert."

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"I came"

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"And while Mario Galaxy 2 is a tough act to follow, we'll try to top it with Zelda Wii. Here to discuss that game is Shigeru Miyamoto."

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"In the new Zelda game, you play as a girl and swing Link around like a sword. This game uses the vitality sensor. It will be released in November... of 2014."

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"But of course, where would Nintendo be without its stellar third-party support? For example, we're all very excited for The Conduit 2."

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*sniffle*

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"We've certainly shown a lot today, but there's still time left for one more announcement. I'm proud to present the first piece of concept art for Pikmin 3."

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(yes I waited all day to post this)


Fuck! :lol :lol :lol
 
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