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[Easy_D]

Those are some fine fucking babysitter notes

 

[Mr. Poolman]

What a pathetic little man.

 

[4Tran]

I'd rather see a foreign leader do the complete opposite just to make Trump look like the most incompetent man in the room.

I don't think that any outside assistance is required.

At this point, I'm more embarrassed on foreign leaders for rolling with it. I think I'm at about rock bottom for embarrassment towards us.

Why wouldn't they roll along with it? Flattery costs nothing and it's pretty commonly employed in diplomacy. Besides, it seems pretty easy to get a good from Trump so manipulating him has tons of upsides.

 

[Wag]

The Israeli meeting is going to be especially interesting since he gave up one of their covert agents...

 

[Akuun]

Don't forget to give him a lollipop too. Make sure all your documents have very colorful letters and lots of pictures.

And once he's happy, go "Give us 5 billion dollars a year. Obama turned us down when we asked him, and we heard you're cooler than Obama."

 

[Funky Papa]

I've given a lot of shit to Obama. I'll continue to do so.

But how the everloving fuck do you go from him to... this.

 

[Mortemis]

Is he going on a foreign affairs trip or getting dropped off at a daycare?

 

[Rebel Leader]

I hope no one meets him at the runway


Didn't he say something about ordering the plane to take off if there was no one there!

I know it was something.... I just can't remember what


Edit: https://mobile.twitter.com/ap/status/711742312443936769

 

[Smellycat]

"Pleased to meet you, President. Shame about you losing the popular vote to Hillary Clinton, even Barack Obama won both the electoral vote and popular vote in his elections. Now here's a long list of issues that I would like your input on."

What is the context in this gif?

 

[The Jackdog]

all this does is make me more surprised he isnt trolled more by foreign leaders.

its so easy

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

I've given a lot of shit to Obama. I'll continue to do so.

But how the fuck do you go from him to... this.

"They're both equally bad."

 

[Dead Prince]

LMFAO please just send a note and tell trump and goons to not come. this is embarrassing.

 

[Red Arremer]

We went from one of the most well-liked, well-informed, charismatic Presidents in decades to... this. Thanks, racists.

Perhaps the foreign leaders should send Trump over to sit at the kids' table while the adults talk.

Racism? But her emails! And economic anxiety!

 

[shnurgleton]

Don't forget to provide appropriate entertainment

 

[Nokterian]

Trump is an 70 year old child and it clearly shows..fucking hell how embarrassing is this.

 

[Boke1879]

No foreign leader should embarrass themselves like this.

 

[KirbYuuYuu]

Also give him ketchup when he eats his well done leather. And maybe some extra bowls.

 

[Jeffrey]

Now I'm curious what the memos were for previous presidents.


What makes Obama happy.

 

[Beartruck]

Also:

-Tell him his father loved him and would be proud of him.

Dude would probably jizz on the spot if they said that.

 

[BahamutPT]

Missing

• ABSOLUTELY NO STAIRS

 

[jelly]

No foreign leader should embarrass themselves like this.

Yeah, what's the point now. Trump is going down, fuck him.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

This guy is an idiot

 

[TheOfficeMut]

I hope he's met with a buffet of McDonald's Happy Meals.

 

[E-phonk]

Well, he said Brussels is like living in a hellhole last year, so I don't know if he can insult us any further.

I'm sure he's an expert on hellholes though.

 

[GK86]

Did Trump bring election maps in different languages?

 

[Amalthea]

I'd tell him: "Congratulation to your tremendous win of the popular vote, Mr. President,... oh wait, I forgot you just won by through the electoral vote unlike your precedessor!

 

[Smokey]

So treat him like the toddler he is?

Sounds about right

 

[Dead Prince]

Missing

• ABSOLUTELY NO STAIRS

i know it's been said but i now know why he always looks down when leaving after a speech. during the joint address with Colombia. i didn't realize you had to step down from the area to leave. lol

 

[G0523]

I kinda just want to see what happens if one of the foreign leaders doesn't follow these rules. I know it'll end in threats and tears from Trump but I just want to watch it happen.

 

[Amalthea]

Missing

• ABSOLUTELY NO STAIRS

The Vatican is gonna be fun.

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

Literally the embodiment of everything that is hated about the US.

 

[KirbYuuYuu]

Yeah, what's the point now. Trump is going down, fuck him.

I think it's just to keep him off guard for when he does get taken down.

 

[Anton Sugar]

It's good that you won the election! It's very good!

lol

 

[le.phat]

The ultimate snowflake.

 

[Ardenyal]

Donny two scoops

 

[louiedog]

Truly a rider worthy of The Smoking Gun.

What an embarrassment.

 

[orava]

Actually sad if true.

 

[pirata]

What if they refuse?

 

[TheOfficeMut]

Donny two scoops

Donny "No Stairs and Two Scoops" T.

 

[Pantaghana]

Why wouldn't they roll along with it? Flattery costs nothing and it's pretty commonly employed in diplomacy. Besides, it seems pretty easy to get a good from Trump so manipulating him has tons of upsides.

Flattery, yes.

This is pandering to a child.

 

[Glass Shark]

Being told by whom?

 

[Future]

Watch out foreign leaders. He may try to fire you if you don't comply

 

[Metalingus5150]

How his supporters have the illusion that he is a strong leader is beyond me.

 

[4Tran]

No foreign leader should embarrass themselves like this.

This kind of thing is normal for diplomacy, so there's nothing particularly embarrassing about it. And apparently you can get Trump to change his mind about major policy positions after talking to him in person for 10 minutes, so it's a godsend for leaders meeting him.

The way I see it, Trump is an insecure man who craves the approval of people he considers influential. A foreign leader counts as such so any compliments he gets from such people will be seen as a validation of what he's done. And when Trump gets what he wants in this sense, he'll be willing to be extremely accommodating in other areas. National leaders should be lining up to get face-to-face time with this guy because they stand to get the most outrageous concessions from the US.

Flattery, yes.

This is pandering to a child.

It sucks for Americans, but if my country gets amazing trade agreements or other diplomatic concessions out of it, how would I lose out?

 

[Zolo]

 

[RPGCrazied]

What if they refuse?

Probably threaten them with sanctions. Don't put anything passed him. He is that bad.

 

[Zepp Twofist]

Is this real? Do they really literally inform foreign leaders that the president has special needs?

 

[Ernest]

Foreign Leaders Have Realized Trump Is a Pushover

They'll be happy to massage his ego while at the same time taking advantage of his lack of spine in order to negotiate better deals for themselves.

"The best negotiator"...

 

[Zolo]

Is this real? Do they really literally inform foreign leaders that the president has special needs?

They prepare for leaders based on their history and personality, so yes.

 

[_Ryo_]

Cats literally Literally, not figuratively, have a higher IQ, attention span , and skill than the current President of the United States. I love cats but this is just unforgivable.