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[PetriP-TNT]

my description was pretty spot on (I do love cats though!)

 

[crazy monkey]

missbreedsiddx : Life time Gold strip club member

 

[Firestorm]

i don't even know what mine is supposed to mean

 

[Snuggles]

Snuggler : Planning a revolutionary social networking site called molesterbook

Not sure what this means, but thank you.

 

[Solo]

Solo : Prefers his women shaken, not talking.

Truth!

 

[sooperkool]

As usual, I have not made yet another list.

 

[G-Fex]

I never tried to have relations with any can. Especially Fresca, that slutty whore drink.

missbreedsiddx: got a reputation for misrepresentation.

Solo: A very cool guy.

Expendable : More Snobbier than the Cinema Snob himself.

G-fex: One bad dude.

 

[Wiseblade]

Wiseblade: Thinks he's funnier and more popular than he is.

Although this could describe roughly half the people on GAF.

 

[Lucius86]

Lucius86 : Convinced “Miracle on Ice” is the name of a Scarface sequel

I would guess it was some stupid ice skating talent contest

Googles.... Oh, it was some ice hockey event the yanks won over the Soviets :lol

 

[Jamesfrom818]

Jamesfrom818 : Wears a tie with every outfit. EVERY outfit.

You're not that far off actually.

 

[Gilgamesh]

Jason's Ultimatum: underneath the head of his wee wee is red and burns when he touches it

 

[UFRA]

UFRA : Sells Snoop Dogg skin cream and moisturizer. And weed.

I now know what my purpose in life is.

I shall begin my Snoop Dogg skin products franchise immediately!! :lol :lol

 

[neoism]

not sure what it means... but thanks:lol :lol

 

[Earl Cazone]

No Blablurn or Earl_Cazone?

Come on!

 

[El Sloth]

About 6 hours over two days :lol I had a 3 hour class that is teaching me nothing new so I had to do something to entertain myself. And then I had to finish it outside of class because i'm obsessive like that.

And as I said, anybody not on the list just didn't post in the thread. I was going to do other people, but with several thousand members, it would never end!

:lol Christ. I hope you're not paying for those classes.

oh god its like a disease, I can't stop! :lol
*Continuation of Insane list*

Duuude! Go write a novel or something if you have so much free time! :lol

 

[weekend_warrior]

No Blablurn or Earl_Cazone?

Come on!

Earl_Cazone: Touches himself on public transportation.

Blablurn: Eats the banana peel, throws away the banana.

 

[ronito]

ronito : Communicates solely through memos with naked women in the header

Damn right!
Also these should be the new tags.

 

[Fuzzery]

Damn right!
Also these should be the new tags.

:lol :lol You're on to something here

 

[Bisnic]

It's true, i really poop with pride.

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

Vigilant Walrus : Will slap you for some chicken nuggets

Is this a metaphor for some sort of masturbation technique, because I am pretty sure I only know "the stranger" and "BFF"!


But maybe you do know things about me, that I did not know myself. I don't even know if I am real.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Jason's Ultimatum: underneath the head of his wee wee is red and burns when he touches it

Damn you.

Solo: Wishes Bond was as cool as Bourne.

 

[weekend_warrior]

Is this a metaphor for some sort of masturbation technique, because I am pretty sure I only know "the stranger" and "BFF"!


But maybe you do know things about me, that I did not know myself. I don't even know if I am real.

Vigilant Walrus: Living proof that truth is stranger then fiction.

 

[itsinmyveins]

itsinmyveinds : Will shit in your salad, for a small fee

Whut?

 

[Fimbulvetr]

Fimbulvetr : Raised in a van down by the river

I've have you know I was raised in a perfectly good rundown schoolbus.

 

[Amakusa]

Amakusa : Doesn’t understand the number 3

Nope.. still don't get it : (

 

[Baconbitz]

GAF: Virgins

No. Its Neogaf: Believe (that some of us have no lives).

 

[cosmicblizzard]

cosmicblizzard : Believes animated avatars are the work of the devil

As I said in the other thread, I just don't know how to make one under the limit :lol

Also, that's far from my defining characteristic here. I don't think I've ever even used the term "animated avatar" once.

Edit: I really should've read the rest. Doesn't sound like ANY of those are accurate but would still make for awesome tags :lol

 

[Sol..]

Damn right!
Also these should be the new tags.

*sigh* i'll never get a tag.

 

[Gospel]

Serenade : Donated his left nipple to a good cause

Sometimes i leak

 

[Trent Strong]

Trent Strong : Has a $20,000 pair of lederhosen he won in a game of Parcheesi.

What the....?

 

[British Monsoon]

*sigh* i'll never get a tag.

You have a tag; Member - a tag that signifies your successful navigation of GAF's high seas, avoiding infamy like so many treacherous rocks threatening to scupper your account. Arrr.

 

[NullPointer]

NullPointer : Collects the little stickers on fruit

OK, how are you spying on me you devious trickster?

I collect so damn many and peel em off when I'm washing them - I've basically wallpapered the sides of kitchen sink with em.

 

[siddx]

Oh shit, more in coming

wenis : Makes a “wicka wicka” sound between sentences
Subliminal :Hired a studio audience to follow him around and make the appropriate sounds and reactions.
daw840 :Deletes his history compulsively, but wont tell anybody why
Gattsu25 :Plays in a punk band that covers Britney Spears songs
Rapstah :Will F3 his way through life
Relix :Can’t escape his fate, no matter how far and hard he runs runs runs
tokkun :Will kill us all... with love
Hieberrr :Is looking for a loving home to adopt his penis
MWS Natural : Has something for you, and it is most definitely in his pants
Rorschach : Only answers to King Caca Doody
snap0212 :Doesn’t trust balding men with pony tails
Enk : Thinks his taint hides a wireless router
sooperkool : Will never play lawn darts pantless again
agrajag : Won a breakdancing contest against Chelsea Clinton
ProudClod :Never saw it coming, but was happy to
Captain Pants : Believes strongly in tweed, to a frightening degree
Anerythristic :Not a girl, not yet a woman
Speevy :Tasted the fruit of life, made a damn good pie out of it
Zoe :Once worked as official body oil applier in the WWE
Emerson :Believes in you, and loves you for your flaws
Verboten :Won’t stand for this tomfoolery
Wiserblade :Will double dutch rudder at the drop of a hat
Earl Cazone : Calls everybody “whiskey tits”
Fuzzery : runs a kitten fighting ring in his basement, for the love of the sport.
Jason’s Ultimatum : Loves his weewee enough to be concerned for it
perfectchaos007 : Finds crazy old men fascinating and a little sexy
Socreges : Christopher Walken has been imitating his voice for decades.
thesoapster : Doesn’t care much lavalamps
mYm|17| : Kicked a child down a flight of stairs
Sol.. : Will put you in a sleeperhold at the drop of a hat
Bootaaay : Has unicorn quality chesthair
Geneijin : Doesn’t appreciate your jibberjabber
Alucrid :Hates chocolate more than batman does.


the confused responses are cracking me up :lol

 

[MetalAlien]

MetalAlien : Firebombed an orphanage

Burn baby burn!

 

[Extollere]

Guess I don't post enough to leave any sort of persona behind.

 

[Snowman]

Oh wow, you must be a crazy person :lol love the list though.

 

[OneEightZero]

Not found.

I am sad.

 

[siddx]

Just for you guys

Extollere : Has a passion for cumbia that no man can extinguish
Snowman : Has no idea how right he is
OneEightZero : Prefers his slip and slide laid on top of many rocks

 

[Mik2121]

Those are awesome :lol

Too bad I'm not there, awww.

 

[Oozer3993]

Oozer3993 : Confuses horny with thirsty.

Well it certainly makes drinking fun, I can tell you that.

 

[Zeliard]

You're all handsome, intelligent people.

 

[siddx]

Those are awesome :lol

Too bad I'm not there, awww.

Mik2121 : Will pimp out your mom for bus change

 

[Solo]

You're all handsome, intelligent people.

Zeliard: liar

 

[DMeisterJ]

I know how to ride a bike!

 

[user_nat]

user_nat : fears that words will drift away without a _ to anchor them together.

No one told me that spaces were allowed..

 

[Gattsu25]

Gattsu25 :Plays in a punk band that covers Britney Spears songs

I...don't like punk or britney spears =\


/confused

edit: guess I gotta roll with it

 

[DrFunk]

Hey hey hey

that's Guayana and Nairobi

 

[SpacLock]

WHAT ABOUT ME? HUH?

I WANT ATTENTION!

 

[cnizzle06]

*eagerly scrolls through list*

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[Mr. Sam]

I do have a distrust of hats, yes. However, in time, I shall overcome it.