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Gay and Bisexual relationship thread |OT|

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royalan

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RatskyWatsky

Just catching up on the lastest Spartacus episode. I'm about halfway through and...
I TOOOOLD YOU SOOOOO!!!! :)

There's still 30 minutes left for one of them to die, though...:(

EDIT: Oops! Sorry _Isaac!
 
I..... I recognized it >.>

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TheSeks

Blinded by the luminous glory that is David Bowie's physical manifestation.
CHEEZMO™;35466970 said:
Fucking size queens.

So, typical furries then? Most furry porn that's posted on 4chan is huge long dicks and the like.
 

Lucario

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CHEEZMO™;35467218 said:
Indeed. I'm not really a fan >_>

Funny story about the whole "furry perception of penis size" thing.

First guy I ever got... er... sexual with...

He was a furry, and didn't even look at normal porn. Dude was -obsessed- with the fandom, always went to halloween parties as a fox, etc... He was pretty adorable about it though, so I didn't let the fact that it got too far sometimes bother me :p I was really into the porn at the time too, so it worked out...

We both get naked with the "I'll-show-you-mine-if-you-show-me-yours-so-this-way-it's-curiosity-not-sluttiness-right" excuse, and we're both around the same size, him a bit bigger.... and we're both -disappointed as fuck-, because we both fapped to furry so much (I think I was 16, him 17?) that we didn't know what a normal dick looked like. We both ended up basically telling the other partner how weird it was we both had such... small dicks.

I measured him later that night, google searched what the national average was, and realized why porn was kind of unhealthy xD


CHEEZMO™;35467454 said:
And even in real gay all porn.

Hueg cawcks errwhere.

I've seen both sides of this, to be fair..... Ads for MONSTER COCK XXX LOOK AT THAT 10 INCHES end up being 7" at best sometimes. Still big, I just don't understand why people want to make everyone think every single dick is around twice as big as it actually is. Gays and women are going to have terrible senses of spatial perception, damn it!
 

TheSeks

Blinded by the luminous glory that is David Bowie's physical manifestation.
Yah know, fucking hate them...but I love their boyfriends.

old joke is still good joke har har.

Oh, you're here. See my link? :p

Also which one of you gurls was it that wanted me to add you on PSN for Ass Creed? I've unlocked the crafting system for Revelations now and need to get some credits to make my perks outside of the Smoke Bomb statistically more powerful. >_>
 

royalan

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So you did! :)
Thank god neither of them were killed. We need at least 10 sex scenes before they're killed off.

Word on the street is that DeKnight has mentioned the pair will last into at least Season 3, although I can't find the interview where he says this. I hope so...it has been a while since I've "shipped" for a couple. Must. Resist. Urge. To Fanfic...
 

RatskyWatsky

Hunky Nostradamus
Word on the street is that DeKnight has mentioned the pair will last into at least Season 3, although I can't find the interview where he says this. I hope so...it has been a while since I've "shipped" for a couple. Must. Resist. Urge. To Fanfic...

!!!! Fuck yeah, I hope it's true. TV needs more hawt gay couples. But the longer they're together, the more it will hurt when they're killed off. :mad:
 

RatskyWatsky

Hunky Nostradamus
Spartacus has man-action?

...

Should I download every season? lol

Not a whole lot of man-on-man "action", if you know what I mean, but there's PLENTY of nudity and goodness. Bear through the first few episodes though, they're total shit and not representative of what the rest of the series is like at all.
 
Uh, where have you been? Man-action has been a staple of the series. So yes. :)

But be prepared to suffer through the first 3 episodes. It gets great after that.

Heh. I don't watch much TV and from what I do watch, I find myself suffering a lot more than enjoying myself (Walking Dead).
 

Mr_Zombie

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Spartacus has man-action?

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Should I download every season? lol

Don't expect porn of course, but the series is very liberal in portraying sexual things; naked men running around (full frontals), gay romances, or even gay sex (there's a scene in a brothel in the third season, where you can even see some man-action); it's all rather background stuff, though. However, the main cast is full of half-naked well-build handsome guys, so it's still pleasant to watch ;)

And I know I'm repeating myself but the first 3 episodes aren't that bad. They are decent; they are just much less interesting than what comes next.

Oh, and if you wanna watch, watch it in the order: "Blood and Sand", "Gods of the Arena", "Vengeance". "Gods of the Arena" is a prequel, but the very first scene in it spoils the entire "Blood and Sands" season; and there's much to spoil (the ending of B&S is really well done).
 
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