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[FStubbs]

Chill out.

Unless the puppy was showing signs of infection, super aggressive, baring teeth, patches of fur missing, I wouldn't worry about it at all.

 

[excelsiorlef]

I'm not the owner of the dog that's why I said probably older in my first post. I'm actually feeling less tense now because of the thread but yes, our country is prone to rabies because there are tons of stray cats/dogs around. Just going outside our house and I can already see half a dozen cats lazing around in front of our house and they're not ours.

Probably should have put all this context in the OP

 

[bryanee]

This is a fun thread. I laughed.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Wet toilet paper soft..

 

[SuperOrez]

Don't waste your money op.

 

[ironcreed]

 

[TAJ]

Sigh. I don't want to get laughed and humiliated but here's the wound. Sigh. Gaf sometimes makes me believe I'm ignorant to the world. Well at least I'm not that paranoid anymore. I will still go see the vet though since it's just a few steps away.

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I wouldn't even bother putting a band-aid on that.

 

[gregor7777]

OP is not this dumb. He's obviously having fun with you all. I know a lot of you millenials are ill equipped for life, but come on.

At least we got cute dog pics.

 

[killatopak]

For what? You don't have rabies.

Better safe than sorry.

Don't waste your money op.

I have a medical card that kinda acts like a health insurance so money isn't a problem.

 

[ironcreed]

Better safe than sorry.



I have a medical card that kinda acts like a health insurance so money isn't a problem.

You'll live, I promise.

 

[Memento_Mori15]

I seriously wonder how half of gaf survive a normal day...

 

[akira28]

I wanna pet it.

I want to nibble on its ears

 

[Arkeband]

Arrr.. arrrr- woof! Woof woof woof! Woof!

 

[itwasTuesday]

It's okay op. Well see whos laughing when it turns out you actually have rabies. You can "I told you so" all day.

 

[TAJ]

Better safe than sorry

No.
I would be at the doctor's office a minimum of twenty days a month if I had your standards for what constitutes an emergency.

 

[spazchicken]

OP is hilarious.

 

[Moppeh]

Omfg, OP, you are fine!

 

[Zombine]

Just got licked by a dog.
I'm the owner.
The time is 6:44pm EST.
Hand is still wet.
Walking to sink.
Applying solution to area with saliva present.
Washing hands.
Hands clean.
Dried hands with paper towel.
Threw out paper towel.
Should I watch a movie or play a game?

Should I call animal control or will I survive?

Remember me when i'm gone.

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

It's too late for a doctor now. You should have cut off the hand or at least finger immediately. By now the infection has already spread. You need to kill the puppy before the next full moon.

 

[akira28]

I'm not the owner of the dog that's why I said probably older in my first post. I'm actually feeling less tense now because of the thread but yes, our country is prone to rabies because there are tons of stray cats/dogs around. Just going outside our house and I can already see half a dozen cats lazing around in front of our house and they're not ours.

do they let the do run free? unless the dog has been bitten, there's not much chance of it. scratches can do it, but that's rare, and unless it was recent, the dog would have shown visible signs and would be on its way to dying, not looking adorable.

 

[Korey]

Plot twist: it actually did have rabies and you guys just doomed him to his death.

 

[Yaboosh]

Everybody's gonna feel really bad when op dies of rabies.

 

[Marvel]

Omfg, OP, you are fine!

Indeed.

 

[Big-E]

Is that a coke nail the OP has?

In China, men will usually have a long pinky not for coke, but actually to show people that they are not a farmer as you couldn't be a farmer and work a field with a super long pinky. At first I thought people were lying to me about their coke habits but I heard that from more than one source.

 

[Bitanator]

Pupper got her tooth into my skin a couple days ago and made me bleed a bit, maybe I should get rabies shots as well? She does like to eat her shit so maybe it is too late and I'm dead already

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Culprit

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[Hero_of_the_Day]

This thread makes me realize how crazy it must be to be a doctor.

 

[ThisGuy]

Lllllmmmmmmaaaaaaooooooooooooo

I love how the puppy has its back to him in the finger pic.

 

[Jarrod38]

OP by the end of the night.

 

[ironcreed]

Everybody's gonna feel really bad when op dies of rabies.

 

[Downhome]

I'm sitting here in a restaurant waiting on a take out order and this OP made me literally laugh out loud, haha.

 

[Mighty Chin]

WTF is this real OP?

Suck it up.

 

[Big-E]

Put some ointment on it

We don't live in the Dark Ages

That is one of my pet peeves. I hate how some people regarding any sort of contact from another person or animal scream 'INFECTION". Those people are stuck in the dark ages.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

OP by the end of the night.

Lewd

 

[VE3TRO]

 

[keltickennedy]

You're going to be fine OP. You should be more worried about your sense of logic. That might get you in the future.

 

[Iorv3th]

Better safe than sorry.

I mean you washed it, you were already safe.

 

[madmook]

I don't think I've ever burst out laughing so many times reading a thread. Thank you, OP.

 

[Melchettsmoustache]

Everybody's gonna feel really bad when op dies of rabies.

My concern isn't for the OP, the way this is going the pup is going to be destroyed to save civilisation!

What if it has a taste for blood now?

Sweet Jesus..... the humanity!

 

[Rival]

When was the last time you had a tetanus shot?

 

[Supermanisdead]

omg the "wound" jfjdhfbfjfbf

 

[sixteen-bit]

become a were-puppy

 

[youta]

OP, if you're worried just keep an eye on the puppy for ten days.

 

[Aztechnology]

Op that's definitely going to need surgery. Get a consultation.

 

[Izuna]

Why would a 2 week old puppy have rabies?

 

[lostsupper]

If this isn't a joke the real world will eat you alive, OP. Toughen up.

 

[itwasTuesday]

Op, were you being a dick to puppy?

 

[norm9]

Why would a 2 week old puppy have rabies?

Gotta look cool nahmean?

 

[killatopak]

do they let the do run free? unless the dog has been bitten, there's not much chance of it. scratches can do it, but that's rare, and unless it was recent, the dog would have shown visible signs and would be on its way to dying, not looking adorable.

Actually yes they let the puppy run free in front of the house. Just in front though and never farther. The existence of the stray cats in front of our house is what I'm worrying about. The cats are not violent and bites at anything like when a cat has rabies though so that's a small relief.

When was the last time you had a tetanus shot?

More than ten years ago.

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I'm going to get a check-up now. If it turns out that everything is fine then at least I made everybody laugh.

OP, if you're worried just keep an eye on the puppy for ten days.

Read the article. Yes, I think I may do this instead. Thanks.

 

[Izuna]

OP that type of gaffer to wrap their dick in toilet paper while they pee

 

[Einchy]

I'm going to get a check-up now. If it turns out that everything is fine then at least I made everybody laugh.

The best part is that you're going to a vet. lol