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[Zasa]

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he's adorable (also more than 2 weeks old, but still)

I got you OP, stand back...

 

[Baraka in the White House]

By the next full moon you'll become a werepuppy.

 

[BlackGoku03]

Wtf... I thought this would be locked and come back to a ten page thread.

Time to catch up...

 

[bchamba]

You were only 2 weeks old. I thought I could trust you, thought you were different from the other puppies. 2 week old pupper that wounded me, this is your tape.

 

[TalonJH]

Was it radioactive?

OP has all the super powers of a puppy.

 

[Very Berry Sunday]

Where is this scene from?

From some John Carpenter movie?

 

[lvl99 Pixel]

Where is this scene from?

From some John Carpenter movie?

The Thing

 

[Pestilence11]

The fact is I don't know if it's rabies or another sickness or if the puppy is just teeting. Basically this is what I observed before I got bitten:

Muscle spasms a little while sleeping.
Curiously wanting to bite everyone.
Vomitting( I only saw this today).
She likes to sleep under couches( i don't know if this constitutes as being sensitive to light)

Lost it right here.

 

[jroc74]

Thread is amazing.

McDonald's have 24 hour service but not this hospital.

Might have gotten bitten by a baby were wolf.

Crying over here.

 

[100%TrophyMaster]

Get a tetanus shot. If the animal was a stray, you'll probably be offered rabies prophylaxis as well.

Tetanus doesn't cure werewolf. OP need to ingest 5mg silver, 10 pounds garlic, and run 5 miles naked around the neighborhood to cure a 2 week old werepuppy bite.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Find a remote area to move to so you don't kill people when you transform into a werepuppy.

 

[TaterTots]

You need to call animal control right now and visit the ER.

Spoiler

You are fine, stop worrying about something so small.

 

[shira]

did you bite back?

bite it back

 

[SymbiantXenos]

Mountain and molehill springs to mind.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

I'm shocked the vet said to go to a human doctor.

I imagine the vet looked at him and said "we don't serve your kind here."

 

[echoshifting]

God damn lol. Thread is savage af. Does gaf have the rabies

 

[dhlt25]

You guys laugh but my uncle first wife died from rabies after bitten by a puppy. Rabies is no joke in southeast Asia. If the dog and been roaming outside at all, it's best to keep watch and take the shot it necessary.

 

[BigDes]

Guys I walked past a puppy yesterday and it sniffed at me

Worried

 

[Ghazi]

You have terminal five cancer now, OP.

 

[TriniTrin]

Obviously you should kill the puppy and drink it's blood to make sure you are not corrupted by its evil nature.

Spoiler

I think your gonna be ok..... Don't kill the puppy

 

[Breads]

Would a two week old puppy even survive scenarios which would have given them rabies?

 

[Dreams-Visions]

man what the hell is this thread

 

[RawNuts]

You need to suck out the venom.

 

[Trojita]

Muscle spasms a little while sleeping.
Curiously wanting to bite everyone.
Vomitting( I only saw this today).
She likes to sleep under couches( i don't know if this constitutes as being sensitive to light)

That's a puppy.

 

[killatopak]

Update: at the hospital right now. Nurses said it was necessary to get the vaccine even from a 1 month old puppy. The wound is class 3. Class 1 is licking an open wound while class 2 is scratches. Nurse said I need to be shot 7 times today. They said it was the anti-rabies, anti-tetanus and other vaccines that have lapsed since I haven't taken for years.

I even insisted and asked about puppies not having rabies when that young. They said it was required. I don't know if our country's puppies are different but all hospitals implement this.

This is why you don't listen to arm chair PhD check-ups in gaf.

 

[Deadly Cyclone]

Update: at the hospital right now. Nurses said it was necessary to get the vaccine even from a 1 month old puppy. The wound is class 3. Class 1 is licking an open wound while class 2 is scratches. Nurse said I need to be shot 7 times today. They said it was the anti-rabies, anti-tetanus and other vaccines that have lapsed since I haven't taken for years.

I even insisted and asked about puppies not having rabies when that young. They said it was required. I don't know if our country's puppies are different but all hospitals implement this.

This is why you don't listen to arm chair PhD check-ups in gaf.

 

[guek]

Put some ointment on it

We don't live in the Dark Ages

1) The odds that a puppy contracted rabies in its month in the world are very low.

2) The odds that someone is giving away puppies that are infected with rabies is also very low.

I'm taking about bacterial infections. This shit is my job. Any animal bite that punctures skin is at an increased risk of infection.

Update: at the hospital right now. Nurses said it was necessary to get the vaccine even from a 1 month old puppy. The wound is class 3. Class 1 is licking an open wound while class 2 is scratches. Nurse said I need to be shot 7 times today. They said it was the anti-rabies, anti-tetanus and other vaccines that have lapsed since I haven't taken for years.

I even insisted and asked about puppies not having rabies when that young. They said it was required. I don't know if our country's puppies are different but all hospitals implement this.

This is why you don't listen to arm chair PhD check-ups in gaf.

The law where you live likely states that any bite from an animal without a vaccination history requires rabies shots if they come into the hospital. All you needed was a tetanus shot and a follow up if there are signs for infection. You should be able to refuse the rabies shots.

 

[Izuna]

Lost it right here.

It's either the best troll ever or OP has never been around a baby animal before

 

[Nester99]

Update: at the hospital right now. Nurses said it was necessary to get the vaccine even from a 1 month old puppy. The wound is class 3. Class 1 is licking an open wound while class 2 is scratches. Nurse said I need to be shot 7 times today. They said it was the anti-rabies, anti-tetanus and other vaccines that have lapsed since I haven't taken for years.

I even insisted and asked about puppies not having rabies when that young. They said it was required. I don't know if our country's puppies are different but all hospitals implement this.

This is why you don't listen to arm chair PhD check-ups in gaf.

What country?
Did you have to turn your head and cough as well?

Have we been shown a picture of the wound yet?

 

[seanoff]

What a massive over reaction to a puppy play bite.

Sorry OP. God forbid something actually happens to you.

 

[Izuna]

Update: at the hospital right now. Nurses said it was necessary to get the vaccine even from a 1 month old puppy. The wound is class 3. Class 1 is licking an open wound while class 2 is scratches. Nurse said I need to be shot 7 times today. They said it was the anti-rabies, anti-tetanus and other vaccines that have lapsed since I haven't taken for years.

I even insisted and asked about puppies not having rabies when that young. They said it was required. I don't know if our country's puppies are different but all hospitals implement this.

This is why you don't listen to arm chair PhD check-ups in gaf.

class 3

...

What kind of hospital is this.

You're taking vaccinations. You didn't GET rabies from that puppy.

 

[Trojita]

Update: at the hospital right now. Nurses said it was necessary to get the vaccine even from a 1 month old puppy. The wound is class 3. Class 1 is licking an open wound while class 2 is scratches. Nurse said I need to be shot 7 times today. They said it was the anti-rabies, anti-tetanus and other vaccines that have lapsed since I haven't taken for years.

I even insisted and asked about puppies not having rabies when that young. They said it was required. I don't know if our country's puppies are different but all hospitals implement this.

This is why you don't listen to arm chair PhD check-ups in gaf.

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

I didn't know a lot about rabies until recently. I had no idea it was THAT horrible. It's history and strength is scary.
I recall hearing about tourists in Bali getting bitten by monkeys they try to hand feed. I thought rabies was a really sucky disease, but that there was a cure- Sort of like Malaria. I had no idea it was that bad.

 

[Anfang]

OP How do you manage to leave the house everyday?

 

[BigDes]

Hospital institutes standard response to dog bite

OP believes their insanity is vindicated

Enjoy those 7 shots being slowly pushed into your stomach OP.

 

[commedieu]

What country?
Did you have to turn your head and cough as well?

Have we been shown a picture of the wound yet?

Few pages back. Nsfw though.

 

[Kaako]

Update: at the hospital right now. Nurses said it was necessary to get the vaccine even from a 1 month old puppy. The wound is class 3. Class 1 is licking an open wound while class 2 is scratches. Nurse said I need to be shot 7 times today. They said it was the anti-rabies, anti-tetanus and other vaccines that have lapsed since I haven't taken for years.

I even insisted and asked about puppies not having rabies when that young. They said it was required. I don't know if our country's puppies are different but all hospitals implement this.

This is why you don't listen to arm chair PhD check-ups in gaf.

I think I should be dead by now since my neighbor's new puppies destroy my arms on a daily basis.

 

[Izuna]

Hospital institutes standard response to dog bite

OP believes their insanity is vindicated

Enjoy those 7 shots being slowly pushed into your stomach OP.

I mean, by all means, get vaccinated.

...

in case a real bad dog bites OP

 

[mmazurkiewicz]

Update: at the hospital right now. Nurses said it was necessary to get the vaccine even from a 1 month old puppy. The wound is class 3. Class 1 is licking an open wound while class 2 is scratches. Nurse said I need to be shot 7 times today. They said it was the anti-rabies, anti-tetanus and other vaccines that have lapsed since I haven't taken for years.

I even insisted and asked about puppies not having rabies when that young. They said it was required. I don't know if our country's puppies are different but all hospitals implement this.

This is why you don't listen to arm chair PhD check-ups in gaf.

ask the nurse if they recommend peeing standing up so as not to infect your vagina.

 

[gotoadgo]

The fact is I don't know if it's rabies or another sickness or if the puppy is just teeting. Basically this is what I observed before I got bitten:

Muscle spasms a little while sleeping.
Curiously wanting to bite everyone.
Vomitting( I only saw this today).
She likes to sleep under couches( i don't know if this constitutes as being sensitive to light)

I'm trying to see of she can drink water normally.

- All dogs do this, every single one. Dogs act out their dreams all the time while sleeping.
- Are you serious? All puppies bite everything, it's how they learn. They don't have hands to touch things so they bite them instead.
- The vomiting could be due to new food, stress of being somewhere new etc etc It doesn't mean it's a rabid dog
- Again I ask, are you serious?

Have you ever encountered a dog before?

You need to relax and leave the house more often.

 

[Shadybiz]

That update...my god, how do some gaffers manage to wipe their asses without having a panic attack?

Glad you got through this, OP.

 

[Angry Grimace]

The real issue is that the puppy seems like it was separated from its mom too early.

You're assuming it's really 2 weeks (there's no way its 2 weeks) and that its separated from its mother to begin with

 

[LookAtMeGo]

This is my new favorite thread and OP is my new favorite gaffer.

 

[BigDes]

This is why you don't listen to GAF for medical advice, says OP smugly. In a thread OP made asking for medical advice.

 

[RunningRiot]

Update: Nurse said I need to be shot 7 times today.

Dammit, I almost choked.

 

[Dope Skill]

I didn't know a lot about rabies until recently. I had no idea it was THAT horrible. It's history and strength is scary.
I recall hearing about tourists in Bali getting bitten by monkeys they try to hand feed. I thought rabies was a really sucky disease, but that there was a cure- Sort of like Malaria. I had no idea it was that bad.

Yeah, I think there's been like one person to ever survive rabies without a vaccine. Dunno enough about OP's country but if it's a problem there it's not a thing you wanna take chances with.

 

[Dosia]

Is this real life? This cant be real, and if it is this is likely the biggest overreaction I think I have ever witnessed.

 

[RawNuts]

Update: at the hospital right now. Nurses said it was necessary to get the vaccine even from a 1 month old puppy. The wound is class 3. Class 1 is licking an open wound while class 2 is scratches. Nurse said I need to be shot 7 times today. They said it was the anti-rabies, anti-tetanus and other vaccines that have lapsed since I haven't taken for years.

I even insisted and asked about puppies not having rabies when that young. They said it was required. I don't know if our country's puppies are different but all hospitals implement this.

This is why you don't listen to arm chair PhD check-ups in gaf.

We'll get through this together, OP.

 

[Scotch]

You guys laugh but my uncle first wife died from rabies after bitten by a puppy. Rabies is no joke in southeast Asia. If the dog and been roaming outside at all, it's best to keep watch and take the shot it necessary.

More people should read this.

OP is from the Philippines. Rabies ain't nothing to fuck with.

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

Update: at the hospital right now. Nurses said it was necessary to get the vaccine even from a 1 month old puppy. The wound is class 3. Class 1 is licking an open wound while class 2 is scratches. Nurse said I need to be shot 7 times today. They said it was the anti-rabies, anti-tetanus and other vaccines that have lapsed since I haven't taken for years.

I even insisted and asked about puppies not having rabies when that young. They said it was required. I don't know if our country's puppies are different but all hospitals implement this.

This is why you don't listen to arm chair PhD check-ups in gaf.

LOL. Enjoy your completely pointless rabies vaccine.