xKilltheMx
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Best 420 thread on gaf today
I'm going to get a check-up now. If it turns out that everything is fine then at least I made everybody laugh.
I'm going to get a check-up now. If it turns out that everything is fine then at least I made everybody laugh.
I'm sure the doctor will laugh too
Or maybe they'll see a cash cow and play along.
I already went to a neighbor vet. He said that I need to go to a doctor since the history of the puppy and it's mother are unknown to us.The best part is that you're going to a vet. lol
Correction was made a page ago and it's a month old. The dog is not mine so the age I said first was wrong. I talked to the owner and he corrected me.Puppy couldn't be two weeks old and do any damage.
I'm sure the doctor will laugh too
Nope. I have medical insurance so everything is completely free. That's why it's no big deal for me to go to the doctors. Money is no problem. Time is.Or maybe they'll see a cash cow and play along.
You guys laugh, but their gonna renew Unsolved Mysteries because of this story. My condolences to OP's family..
Nope. I have medical insurance so everything is completely free. That's why it's no big deal for me to go to the doctors. Money is no problem. Time is.
You have insurance but you don't know what insurance is?
In China, men will usually have a long pinky not for coke, but actually to show people that they are not a farmer as you couldn't be a farmer and work a field with a super long pinky. At first I thought people were lying to me about their coke habits but I heard that from more than one source.
Simple question.
Does the dog exhibit symptoms of rabies prior to nibbling you?
And how can you not know where the 2 week puppy comes from? Is it picked up from the street? (sorry if you explained this)
You have insurance but you don't know what insurance is?
Maaaaaaaaaaaan, take yo ass to bed.Sigh. I don't want to get laughed and humiliated but here's the wound. Sigh. Gaf sometimes makes me believe I'm ignorant to the world. Well at least I'm not that paranoid anymore. I will still go see the vet though since it's just a few steps away.
The fact is I don't know if it's rabies or another sickness or if the puppy is just teeting. Basically this is what I observed before I got bitten:
Muscle spasms a little while sleeping.
Curiously wanting to bite everyone.
Vomitting( I only saw this today).
She likes to sleep under couches( i don't know if this constitutes as being sensitive to light)
I'm trying to see of she can drink water normally.
That's all normal puppy behaviour. But it's been taken many many weeks too early from the mom and might develop a lot of problems due to it. Also, what it gets to eat is extremely important. It's probably puking because it has an upset tummy due to not getting proper puppy food (which would be, you know, mother's milk).The fact is I don't know if it's rabies or another sickness or if the puppy is just teeting. Basically this is what I observed before I got bitten:
Muscle spasms a little while sleeping.
Curiously wanting to bite everyone.
Vomitting( I only saw this today).
She likes to sleep under couches( i don't know if this constitutes as being sensitive to light)
I'm trying to see of she can drink water normally.
My friend got this dog from someone else after that person's dog gave birth. Then my friend stayed with us a week ago until now. I learned that the puppy was a month old. That leaves 3 weeks where I don't know what happened.
Or maybe they'll see a cash cow and play along.
Good lord manThe fact is I don't know if it's rabies or another sickness or if the puppy is just teeting. Basically this is what I observed before I got bitten:
Muscle spasms a little while sleeping.
Curiously wanting to bite everyone.
Vomitting( I only saw this today).
She likes to sleep under couches( i don't know if this constitutes as being sensitive to light)
I'm trying to see of she can drink water normally.
Jesus man this is all puppy behavior, my 10 week old is doing the exact same things minus the vomit. The dog is teething and will probably accidentally shed some blood when they play a little rough. That laceration doesn't even call for a bandaid after you cleaned it.The fact is I don't know if it's rabies or another sickness or if the puppy is just teeting. Basically this is what I observed before I got bitten:
Muscle spasms a little while sleeping.
Curiously wanting to bite everyone.
Vomitting( I only saw this today).
She likes to sleep under couches( i don't know if this constitutes as being sensitive to light)
I'm trying to see of she can drink water normally.
The fact is I don't know if it's rabies or another sickness or if the puppy is just teeting. Basically this is what I observed before I got bitten:
Muscle spasms a little while sleeping.
Curiously wanting to bite everyone.
Vomitting( I only saw this today).
She likes to sleep under couches( i don't know if this constitutes as being sensitive to light).
I'm shocked the vet said to go to a human doctor.
I went there to inquire if a puppy like the earlier posts said could have rabies. It was easy since their house is like 20 meters aways from home. He said it was fine at first but when he knew that I didn't know what the family history of the dog and that it was roaming around with the stray cats. He said to get a vaccine just to be sure. I'm more inclined to believe him as well as he is my uncle so I tolerated the laughing in this thread.
1) The odds that a puppy contracted rabies in its month in the world are very low.Uh what's with the condescension in this thread? The danger of rabies is basically zero but dog bites still regularly cause infections and require antibiotics.
The fact is I don't know if it's rabies or another sickness or if the puppy is just teeting. Basically this is what I observed before I got bitten:
Muscle spasms a little while sleeping.
Curiously wanting to bite everyone.
Vomitting( I only saw this today).
She likes to sleep under couches( i don't know if this constitutes as being sensitive to light)
I'm trying to see of she can drink water normally.
He's got huge, sharp...he can leap about...LOOK AT THE BONES!!!!!!!
This thread is GAF as fuck.
"GAF, I stubbed my toe and now it's red and swollen. Is this a tumor?"
When I saw the thread title I figured it was someone super overreacting to a nothingburger and just ignored it. Then it kept popping back up, so I decided to see what the fuss was about.
Even better than I could have guessed.