So I was down by a little lake near my house letting my dog sniff around cause he is stuck in the house all day and needs some exercise. I took it off the leash cause it really needs to run and he never bothers anybody or runs away, anyway. So, I was watching the ducks swim around when I heard my dog yelp. I look to my right and about 10 yards from me is my dog and this giant goose.
This is no ordinary goose my friends. This is the biggest god damn goose I have ever seen in my life (I am about 6'3" the goose's top of its head comes to around my chest area)! So anyway, the goose has my dog trapped near some brush and is fucking HISSING, like a fucking snake! My dog is a little pussy and is scared of it, and now I know why.
I run towards the goliath goose hoping to scare it away, boy was that fucking stupid. As I'm running towards the goose, I realize that it is not running away so I try to stop to a halt before i run into it and I trip and fall on my face right near it. This is where it gets bad. The fucking goose charges me and before I can get completely off the ground it fucking BEAKS me (whatever a goose does with it's beak, it felt like a bite) in the back of the neck! It fucking hurt, so I managed to get up and run, but this fucking goose opens its wings and does a little hover and beaks me again in the elbow as im getting away (my sweater made it so it didnt hurt that much)! Finally the goose backs off and I get away.
So I run back to my house and standing in front of the door like a little bitch is my dog, who ran away as the goose was attacking me! Thanks for the help lassie.
So now I have this red mark in the back of my neck where it bit me or whatever and I'm wondering if geese have any diseases. Anyone know? I'm gonna go back and put that fucking goose in a rear naked choke.
This is no ordinary goose my friends. This is the biggest god damn goose I have ever seen in my life (I am about 6'3" the goose's top of its head comes to around my chest area)! So anyway, the goose has my dog trapped near some brush and is fucking HISSING, like a fucking snake! My dog is a little pussy and is scared of it, and now I know why.
I run towards the goliath goose hoping to scare it away, boy was that fucking stupid. As I'm running towards the goose, I realize that it is not running away so I try to stop to a halt before i run into it and I trip and fall on my face right near it. This is where it gets bad. The fucking goose charges me and before I can get completely off the ground it fucking BEAKS me (whatever a goose does with it's beak, it felt like a bite) in the back of the neck! It fucking hurt, so I managed to get up and run, but this fucking goose opens its wings and does a little hover and beaks me again in the elbow as im getting away (my sweater made it so it didnt hurt that much)! Finally the goose backs off and I get away.
So I run back to my house and standing in front of the door like a little bitch is my dog, who ran away as the goose was attacking me! Thanks for the help lassie.
So now I have this red mark in the back of my neck where it bit me or whatever and I'm wondering if geese have any diseases. Anyone know? I'm gonna go back and put that fucking goose in a rear naked choke.