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[KefkaPalazzo]

USA looks quite pathetic as well.

How so? What should the government do other than have have the FBI issue a statement? We would look more pathetic if over reacted.

 

[jmdajr]

what trolls

 

[Major Gripex]

You forgot the last demand OP. Sony now has to change it's name to Reek.

 

[vas_a_morir]

Kim Jong Un hasn't been seen publicly for a while, last I heard. Is it possible they don't want the scene to be shown because people might begin to ask questions about where their glorious leader has been?

You forgot the last demand OP. Sony now has to change it's name to Reek.

Reek... Reek will never betray us! Now, Reek, even though you chest has remained inexplicably clean-shaven through weeks of torture, I will let you have a bath.

 

[Duane Cunningham]

USA looks quite pathetic as well.

This. The hackers are working for the North Korean government, according to the FBI. That means their statements are also those of North Korea. There are only nine countries in the world with known nuclear weapons. One of them has threatened to attack the country... literally, verbally proclaiming that it will be in the style of 9/11.

That's a declaration of war. When 9/11 actually happened, the people who did it weren't actually affiliated with the government of Afghanistan... they were actually Saudi Arabians who just planned the attack there. But we went to war with Afghanistan for it anyway, with our rootin' tootin' president telling us "they hate us for our freedoms".

Well... this is literally that again, except this time it's really true. This time it's not just some jokers in a cave that happen to be within the country's borders, it's a group working directly FOR the country. This time, it really IS in response to a freedom that we have, that the country in question doesn't. This time, unlike Afghanistan or Iraq, the country in question really DOES have nuclear weapons. You say they don't have delivery systems to use them? Well, 9/11 required very little money and manpower... far less than KJU has at his disposal. I'm pretty liberal and I don't like war. But this is a nuclear powered foreign dictator literally telling us to "expect another 9/11" if a business here doesn't comply with his demands.

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

No thanks, I'll wait for the "Dictator's Cut" Blu-Ray special edition.

Maybe the lesson here is to not make a movie about killing a real person, especially someone who seems to be a certifiably violent attention whore. Like... why

I know exactly what you mean, my son came home the other day and said there's this kid Scotty at his school threatens and steals other kid's lunch money every day at the school. My son asked me if he should go and tell his teacher about this kid.

I told him to not rat! and never mess with a violent attention whore like Scotty.

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

DP.

 

[WooHooAlex]

Make the

Spoiler

death scene 1000x worse then release it.

 

[Wthermans]

America and its populace are a sad, sad nation.

Damned GOP.

I like you.

 

[Squirrel Killer]

Damned GOP.

 

[Moppeh]

Oh man, the South Park episode about this is going to be amazing.

 

[Wthermans]

Make the

Spoiler

death scene 1000x worse then release it.

It was already edited.

 

[Hoo-doo]

These 'Hackers' are slowly realizing that they can't keep this up.

And threatening with another 9/11? Yeah nah, 'Bama gon' put seal team six on these chump-asses.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

lmao

 

[BadHand]

We can't buckle to the demands of terrorists!

Don't release the movie!

EDIT: This is actually quite clever - whatever happens (release or not), they have had their demands met.

 

[TimeEffect]

What if they now force Sony to release the film edited?

 

[davepoobond]

I don't understand what any of that means

It would be funny if they "force" Sony to release the movie now

"Don't release the movie! You will give in to terrorist demands now!"

 

[impact]

Oh man, the South Park episode about this is going to be amazing.

I feel like this is already based off a South Park episode it's so fucking stupid.

I hope next year they tell us we can't celebrate christmas or they'll attack. This country is so filled with pussies they'd probably listen, and then I don't have to buy anyone presents D:

 

[funkystudent]

These fuckers are going to release all that information at some point eventually anyway.


Its up to Sony if they want it to get out right now or will they just kick the ball a few months down the road?

 

[Flame Lord]

Now the NK has pretty much done as much as they could to Sony due to this movie, I hope when it is eventually released they leave in whatever parts they supposedly edited out in the first place. Might as well go in hard at this point.

 

[Dr.Acula]

I don't understand what any of that means

It would be funny if they "force" Sony to release the movie now

"Don't release the movie! You will give in to terrorist demands now!"

Yeah, imagine if they said they would 9/11 theatres unless they played this film 24/7 in an edited version where Kim kills Obama.

 

[MIMIC]

The hackers are just having fun now. No way will an edited version be released. The movie will either be released in its entirety or it won't be released at all.

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

If this keeps up they'll have the executives jumping through hoops on camera.

 

[Shaanyboi]

How about "fuck you, here's the full movie as is"?

 

[Seventy70]

Sony doesn't give a shit about "9/11" attacks. They are way more worried about their stuff getting leaked.

 

[Dryk]

They can't keep giving into these people's demands forever so that information is coming out eventually. Just get it over with Sony.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Microsoft going ham..

 

[Conkersbadfurday]

Hope other people notice the irony of this group calling themselves GUARDIANS OF PEACE

 

[iMax]

What if this entire thing is all just an elaborate PR campaign?

what_a_twist.bmp

 

[Xcellere]

I hope Sony goes in balls deep now and ramps the carnage against Kim Jong Un up to 11. Torture him, defile him, disrespect him as much as possible. Really twist that knife.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

LOOOL

This is amazing

you feel that pressure? the guy at the computer has to be the loneliest guy on the planet right then. on an island with nobody to save him.

 

[Haeleos]

This movie will have a great extras disc.

 

[davepoobond]

What if this entire thing is all just an elaborate PR campaign?

what_a_twist.bmp

People who say this are so far removed from reality it's mind boggling

 

[Mrmartel]

Lol. How high can you jump Sony! These fuckers and their demands. This is turning into a real life satire

 

[timetokill]

Dance, puppets! Dance!

 

[Komo]

Gonna lose a lot of respect for Sony if they go through with this

 

[Extra Sauce]

Such incoherent messages. These assholes sound like high on sugar ten year olds.

 

[Muffdraul]

Please tell me those hats are photoshopped. They have to be.

 

[usea]

Seth Rogen and James Franco should plan a trip to NK to apologize to Kim Jong-un in person for making the movie. As a sort of diplomatic mission. And then the CIA should recruit them to kill him during their trip. Imagine how insane that would be if it happened IRL.

 

[Jarmel]

Well Sony already bent over, might as well shake their ass at this point.

 

[Extra Sauce]

Please tell me those hats are photoshopped. They have to be.

Someone is compensating.

Seth Rogen and James Franco should plan a trip to NK to apologize to Kim Jong-un in person for making the movie. As a sort of diplomatic mission. And then the CIA should recruit them to kill him during their trip. Imagine how insane that would be if it happened IRL.

That plan is so crazy, it just might work!

Spoiler

Don't do it Roco, you'll get tortured and killed.

 

[wondermega]

Next step GOP orders Sony to release edited version OR ELSE and then on the night of the premiere GOP magically change their mind and order Sony to cancel edited version as well OR ELSE

 

[Extra Sauce]

I can picture North Korea's top dogs jerking off to the news of Sony cancelling the movie's release. Then through all the excitement they get the idea of for this new declaration, a transparent attempt to make themselves look merciful and just.

At least maybe their current good mood will slightly shield a few North Koreans from tyranny for a few hours...

 

[Enco]

Oh just fuck off.

NK or whichever shitbags are behind this need to be put in their place (jail).

 

[iMax]

People who say this are so far removed from reality it's mind boggling

Wait wait wait wait WAIT. Are people saying this?!

 

[JCX]

Maybe North Korean hackers are just the leadership change Sony needs to be on top of Hollywood again.

 

[davepoobond]

Wait wait wait wait WAIT. Are people saying this?!

Every thread there is one or two who say it, seemingly non-ironically

 

[iMax]

Every thread there is one or two who say it, seemingly non-ironically

Wow. I wasn't aware The President also worked for Edelman.

 

[Chittagong]

Please tell me those hats are photoshopped. They have to be.

I have witnessed these hats first hand when I was in North Korea and can confirm they look as impressive in real life.

 

[SmithnCo]

This whole thing is the movie