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How can I help my girl get a bigger butt?

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Dreams-Visions said:
YOU ARE BREAKING MY HEART

STOP IT

For some of us not genetically inclined to big ass we can only get more buttocks through squats and stuff like volleyball working those muscles. =(
 
Devolution said:
If you knew some women who played they could tell you. I played in highschool, got ass, stopped playing, ass gone.
Ass-b-gone sounds like a magnificent name for a diet product.
Marius_ said:
Someone should do a

NeoGAF: Get an ass in 45 days challenge
thread

but Google wouldnt like it
You should make it "get some ass in 45 days" for a real challenge.
 

daffy

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FutureZombie said:
How do we know it's not just girls with big butts that are playing those sports? Which came first, the butt or the ball?
After weeks and weeks of practice the butts balloon.
 

Ether_Snake

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Ask this girl:

http://i53.tinypic.com/314waxd.jpg

Juliana Salimeni

edit: Wait what? It doesn't say we can't post pictures...

Google ads use words.

This is just a picture of a woman at the beach. Seriously guys, calm down. It's your words that can influence the ads that show up.
 

Plywood

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goldensun said:
Stealth brag thread
About a girlfriend with a small butt?

wat
DanteFox said:
it begins.

let the flood of pics continue!
Not worth the ban. This is a PG community Dantefox.
vectorman06 said:
Enjoy your ban :(
You should probably take out the
 

leadbelly

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Are we at the stage of butt replacement surgery or...?

Maybe that is a little further into the future leadbelly. Must not blow your cover...

...

Forget what I Just said. O.O
 

Plywood

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Ether_Snake said:
edit: Wait what? It doesn't say we can't post pictures...

Google ads use words.
Google-bot and G+Man doesn't want sexual content on PG GAF cause google is all about being family friendly.
 
"Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her..."
 

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Plywood said:
Google-bot and G+Man doesn't want sexual content on PG GAF cause google is all about being family friendly.

How is it sexual content any more than the pictures just above??
 

mj1108

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Plywood said:
Google-bot and G+Man doesn't want sexual content on PG GAF cause google is all about being family friendly.

These pictures are family friendly. Lets just pretend this is a weight watchers for butts thread.
 

Ether_Snake

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Plywood said:
There's still a layer of pant there and not full cheeks.

So we can't post pictures of people at the beach?
 
Hero_of_the_Day_1985 said:
I'm not sure linking to porn, even in spoiler text, is a good idea...
To be fair, I didn't link, you still need to copy/paste. But thanks for saving the day!

also, there's a warning page with no graphic material first, so it's up to you.
 
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