JSnake said:I can't drive.
hotbycold: Never had sex.
Because taking the computer would teach me the consequences, I suppose. That's their punishment for everything I do wrong.
hadareud said:this has to be fake
Gaborn said:did they ever tell you not to do it?
JSnake said:It's not because it's awkward. It's because I'll get in trouble for it. A lot of trouble.
JSnake said:No, because it'd be awkward for a female to do it. Duh.
:lolJSnake said:Jesus. I just hope I get a male.
JSnake said:No, because it'd be awkward for a female to do it. Duh.
Wii said::lol
I'd rather a girl play with my junk, she can get a free sample!
mother fucker, YOU EJACULATED BLOOD!JSnake said:Yes.
I'm calm because I don't see it as life-threatening.
I remember when I had a cut on my dick that got infected. Friend's cat slashed me. No, I wasn't fucking the cat. Anyway, I went to my doctor to get it looked at because I didn't want my junk to fall off. Plus, every time I'd get aroused it'd HURT BAD. So I'm in the exam room and a female nurse walks in to get the details.JSnake said:No, because it'd be awkward for a female to do it. Duh.
JSnake said:Yes.
AltogetherAndrews said:But then imagine if you got a boner from a male doctor messing with your dong. Yikes, talk about awkward.
JSnake said:Yes.
I'm calm because I don't see it as life-threatening.
gofreak said:Are you cut or uncut?
If you're uncut, it's quite possible you 'just' tore your frenulum (bit of flesh connecting the head to the foreskin, underneath the head), which isn't that uncommon. If that were the case, you didn't ejaculate blood, the blood would be coming from the tear.
But you should see your doctor of course, or even go to casualty (I've heard of people doing that in similar situations, and they got looked after fine).
JSnake said:My dong has been examined by male doctors. I don't get hard. I get even more limp.
JSnake said:uncut
Also I tear that a lot. Doesn't usually bleed.
gofreak said:Are you cut or uncut?
If you're uncut, it's quite possible you 'just' tore your frenulum (bit of flesh connecting the head to the foreskin, underneath the head), which isn't that uncommon. If that were the case, you didn't ejaculate blood, the blood would be coming from the tear.
But you should see your doctor of course, or even go to casualty (I've heard of people doing that in similar situations, and they got looked after fine).
Yeah, okay.JSnake said:Also I tear that a lot. Doesn't usually bleed.
DrEvil said:WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
JSnake said:uncut
Also I tear that a lot. Doesn't usually bleed.
Xater said:I am pretty sure the frenulum would bleed alot more since there is a bigger blood vessel in it.
fistfulofmetal said:I just realized this is a 2 page thread about a 15 year olds penis.
JSnake said:Because I have to wait a day or two for the appointment.
mother what the fuck, YOUR PENIS IS BLEEDING THIS IS A FUCKING EMERGENCY!JSnake said:Because I have to wait a day or two for the appointment.
JSnake said:Pedo Age Forums?
JSnake said:Because I have to wait a day or two for the appointment.
Did you inform him that YOUR PENIS IS BLEEDING FOR NO APPARENT REASON?JSnake said:Well I called the doc and described what happened. He's not worried.
Fuck yeah, now we're talking.Fifty said:I'm sure there are some people who have a blood-cum fetish out there. If the doctor gives you bad news, react by starting your own pay site.
Iamthegamer said:Did you inform him that YOUR PENIS IS BLEEDING FOR NO APPARENT REASON?
TELL HIM THAT BLOOD CAME OUT OF YOUR PENIS ENGINE AND YOU HAVE CONCERNS THAT IT COULD HAVE NEGATIVE IMPLICATIONS REGARDING YOUR NUTBLADDER. If you damage your penis engine, your nutbladder may not function correctly ever again.JSnake said:Yes.
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lolronito said:Look at the bright side, you're a gay vampire's dream!
Oh, well, alright then.JSnake said:Yes.
besiktas1 said::lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
RumpledForeskin said:I've peed and made strawberry cum when I was younger (early teens).
It's actually common and very harmless, part of the whole puberty thing.(assuming there's no other symptoms)
Now if you're cumming koolaid, that's a whole different story.