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[Locke562]

BAM. gotcha bitches

Well, if you insist.

 

[Kevtones]

Competitive darming is much better (the thing fistful did).

Instead of a punch to the shoulder my opponents and I have setup an accrual system.

10 darms = skin graft
20 darms = bone break
30 darms = two bone breaks + sodomy
40 darms = removal of all limbs + DVDA/sodomy
49 darms = removal of sexual organs + barf eating
50 darms = death

Also, there are multipliers such as:

2X if done through glass
4X if done off a mirror
8X if done on an etch-a-sketch

 

[EL Beefo]

This one is only $7.99!

 

[backflip10019]

I hate this stupid fucking meme

Agreed.

 

[Timedog]

Can we lock this thread? It pisses me off everytime I see it on the front page.

 

[riskVSreward]

How old is this thread, seriously? It says today but I swear it's been here for years.

 

[Gospel]

Fuck u op, i was winning

 

[dejay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHWjlCaIrQo#t=3m33s

 

[McBacon]

 

[Karmacide]

The Game is The Game. Always.

 

[ZAK]

The rules to the game:
There are three rules to The Game:

1. Everyone in the world is playing The Game. (Sometimes narrowed to: "Everybody in the world who knows about The Game is playing The Game",[4] or alternatively, "You are always playing The Game.")
2. Whenever one thinks about The Game, one loses.
3. Losses must be announced to at least one person[6] (either by using a statement such as "I lost The Game" or by alternative means).

I don't follow #3 so I am disqualified from the game. Sorry, I don't play the game.

Oh shit, excellent. Me neither, then.

 

[Parl]

I settled for a draw the day I was born.