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I just walked in on my sister in law butt ass naked in the bathroom
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BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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Do people not understand the simple concept of locking the fucking door?
PaulExcellent
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"Couldn't help notice that you missed a bit with the ol' shaver"
terrisus
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So you were home alone with your sister-in-law, who left the bathroom door unlocked?...
And, wait a minute, I thought you said you thought it was your wife in the bathroom... Why would you have thought it was your wife if your wife was out?
Good thinking. Having an affair is far too risky. Much safer to go with the threesome.
OP, you should listen to this man.
Jason's Ultimatum
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oh shit. OP is busted.
Miggytronz
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My sister in law is incredibly attractive. I kinda hope I do run into a situation like OPs just for
my minds sake.
my minds sake.
mingoguaya
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You are so screwed.
If you tell your wife, she will get mad at both of you.
If you dont tell your wife, she will get even madder (is that even a word?) when she finds out (and she will).
On the other hand...
If you act on it, eventually it will come out, and you will be screwed.
If you dont act on it, the sister might just say it casually some day, and you will be screwed.
Screwed, I tell ya! Screwed.
If you tell your wife, she will get mad at both of you.
If you dont tell your wife, she will get even madder (is that even a word?) when she finds out (and she will).
On the other hand...
If you act on it, eventually it will come out, and you will be screwed.
If you dont act on it, the sister might just say it casually some day, and you will be screwed.
Screwed, I tell ya! Screwed.
She was out with friends..Car was parked in the garage..didn't know she was out.
Women NEVER lock the bathroom door. It's like an illness or something.
Austriacus
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Can someone explain to me why do these threads always pop up so fucking late, i was suposed to go to sleep early today, fucking christ.
The worst kind of screwing.
Uh oh
terrisus
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Even if she didn't use her car, I can't imagine not knowing when my wife was out. Even aside from the fact that she would tell me, I would hear her around if she was home.
PaulExcellent
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see this is the kind of thinking i can get behind
soundscream
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How short are you?
I had just walked in from work..Hell dude I have been married 19 years..Wife can do what she wants.
No offense but I wondered this too. Is it not odd she didn't give you a heads up?
Maybe you are being tested. Could you smell bacon from the bathroom at the time? Surefire proof of female luring.
shadyspace
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19 years and you haven't seen your sister in law naked yet?
Dice
Pokémon Parentage Conspiracy Theorist
Maybe his wife's family is a naked family and the sister thought "family is family" but he didn't know that shit.
How do you know this? Do you go around checking?
Now I'm imagining a situation where "slowly covering up" means sensually moving hands over the goods.
Professor Lich
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You make it sound like it should be expected.
And otherwise her Google Location would tell me where she is.
19 yrs.... youre like 40+ then.... I hope her sister is fucking 20+ cause youre ruining my imagination lol
Living in a house full of women I see this everyday.
No lights
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both caught making love on the bathroom floor
Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both caught making love on the bathroom floor
Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
I hope you set up cameras to record the reaction.. and the follow up.
have i ever told you i love you?
Just show her the thread
Oh my.
We're aaaaall related, mayne!
Zing.
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