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[Sheriff_Battlesnake]

I'm 26 years old, I've taken a lot of poops. But the other day I recalled a moment in my freshman year of college where I was talking with buds about how women have to wipe differently to keep from getting irritation/infections(?). They looked at me like I was crazy. I did the whole "wiping between the legs" motion and they all shook their heads.

Have I been sloppy with my butthole hygiene? Is there a "most effective" way to wipe? These college guys acted like it was all about not getting shit on your balls but there has to be more to it than that, right?

 

[Akronis]

You can fix all of your problems with a bidet.

 

[Kraftwerk]

I don't wipe, I just get in the shower quick and wash my ass.

 

[backflip10019]

So you've been wiping towards the balls your whole life?

Man...

 

[SpaceWolf]

...why did I enter this thread?

 

[Ordinaryundone]

The correct way to wipe is whatever leaves the least amount of crap on or in you.

Whatever technique you happen to use is between you and God.

 

[danowat]

Back to front is probably easier to do, which is why a lot of men do it.

 

[UnemployedVillain]

...why did I enter this thread?

I thought the exact same thing. Definitely a case of my curiosity getting the best of me

 

[Sora the Cat]

I don't poo if there isn't a bidet. Unless it's an emergency ofc.

It's really weird to find a bathroom without a bidet over here tho.

 

[SliceSabre]

Why would wiping towards your balls be considered a good idea? Our boys already hang out close enough to our asshole, why wipe in such a way to bring that actual shit their way?

 

[gaiages]

...why did I enter this thread?

.

 

[Sub_Level]

You can fix all of your problems with a bidet.

First post best post

I dont even need to wash my undies in hot or warm water anymore.

 

[TheOfficeMut]

Wipe toward your balls then proceed to have oral sex.

 

[cr0w]

 

[Enduin]

Ya think?

 

[MsKrisp]

I'm not a dude, but that seems like a good way to end up with a smelly taint

 

[Dirtyshubb]

The reason women have to be careful when wiping is due to cross contamination, dont want poo in the V.

Men dont have a V, so you just need to be concerned with getting clean.

Wiping towards your balls doesnt sound the best way to get clean LOL.

 

[Deleted member 284]

I'm 26 years old, I've taken a lot of poops. But the other day I recalled a moment in my freshman year of college where I was talking with buds about how women have to wipe differently to keep from getting irritation/infections(?). They looked at me like I was crazy. I did the whole "wiping between the legs" motion and they all shook their heads.

Have I been sloppy with my butthole hygiene? Is there a "most effective" way to wipe? These college guys acted like it was all about not getting shit on your balls but there has to be more to it than that, right?

Be thankful you learned this from your college mates now. They care just enough to help you avoid a BAD situation.
Wipe away from the balls. Even between the thighs.

 

[spolle]

The right way

 

[Aselith]

How bad do your balls stink

 

[so1337]

What

 

[Sephzilla]

 

[PantsuJo]

Just buy a bidet.

Just do it.

 

[bluestuff]

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0Bx9K_k-js8-UbnBVTUtud0N4WG8

 

[*Splinter]

I wipe forwards. Never had shitty balls though, in fact I don't even know how that's possible.

 

[vatstep]

Both directions for best results. Also left, right, B, A, Start.

 

[Sheriff_Battlesnake]

Idk it seems like one of those situations where a gross thing COULD happen if you were really sloppy. Mind you, I've had 26 years of practice at wiping wrong, so I might just be an expert at it.

It seems like something that is more disgusting in theory than in practice.

 

[Generalpsyduck]

We gonna need to see that butthole for reference op

 

[Gin-Shiio]

...why did I enter this thread?

.

 

[see5harp]

I thought you were gonna say you were a stander. I feel like that's worse than lifting from front.

 

[Breakage]

Well, that's disgusting.

Wipe front to back until there's nothing on tissue and then shower and soap - that's how I do it. You ain't getting clean with plain old tissues.

 

[notworksafe]

nintendo avatar, needs help with wiping their ass. seems accurate

 

[wetflame]

It feels like this thread pops up on GAF every month or so. What you do in the bathroom is your own business, I don't need to hear tips for techniques or the people who need to have a full shower every time they go to the toilet.

 

[Aselith]

Both directions for best results. Also left, right, B, A, Start.

Where's your down forward

 

[Solo]

Well, that's disgusting.

Wipe front to back until there's nothing on tissue and then shower and soap - that's how I do it. You ain't getting clean with plain old tissues.

You're hopping in the shower every time you take a shit? You showering 3-4 times a day?

 

[Rentahamster]

I can't wipe towards the balls, my dick gets in the way.

 

[danowat]

You're hopping in the shower every time you take a shit? You showering 3-4 times a day?

You shit 3-4 times a day?

 

[HvySky]

 

[Solo]

You shit 3-4 times a day?

Sometimes. I'm pretty regular. Probably at least twice.

 

[HStallion]

I just defecate as I walk and keep going.

 

[dl77]

One sheet up, one sheet down and one to buff.

Seriously though, who wipes back to front?! that's rank!

 

[Media]

Poopgaf assemble!

We have way to many poop threads we need some dedicated specialists up in here.

 

[Sheriff_Battlesnake]

I just defecate as I walk and keep going.

Like a wizard before indoor plumbing.

 

[Busty]

Another banner day for GAF I see.

 

[Breakage]

You're hopping in the shower every time you take a shit? You showering 3-4 times a day?

I go every other day. That's just how my system works. I align it with my daily showers. Who shits 3-4 times a day??

 

[Sephzilla]

nintendo avatar, needs help with wiping their ass. seems accurate

 

[compo]

I pretty much have to attack from all angles. It's like a rainforest down there.

 

[Trokil]

Well at least it is not a shower peeing topic

 

[ramparter]

Reading this thread while having a shit at work.

 

[kai3345]

So you've been wiping towards the balls your whole life?

Man...

it's the superior way to wipe