Sometimes. I'm pretty regular. Probably at least twice.
You're hopping in the shower every time you take a shit? You showering 3-4 times a day?
The correct way to wipe is whatever leaves the least amount of crap on or in you.
Whatever technique you happen to use is between you and God.
I go once right after I wake up.
Life is good
Seek answers from the only place you're sure to encounter no judgment: the Youtube comments section.After a certain age, who do you ask? I figure semi-anonymously seems appropriate.
Seems a waste. You should save it for work where you'll then get paid to do it!
nintendo avatar, needs help with wiping their ass. seems accurate
You can fix all of your problems with a bidet.
I go every other day. That's just how my system works. I align it with my daily showers. Who shits 3-4 times a day??
nintendo avatar, needs help with wiping their ass. seems accurate
Christ. Use a bidet people. It's 2017. Stop smearing shit on yourselves.
Seems a waste. You should save it for work where you'll then get paid to do it!
I've always gone between the legs back to front (BLB2F), why wouldn't you? Your legs are spread so you're getting prime access without having to lift a leg or stand. I never understood the shitty balls argument because I, like most people, have a taint that acts as a generous buffer between the two. I don't start wiping and then keep the toilet paper pinned against my body til I reach my belly button. You can feel where you're supposed to end the wiping motion and it's long before you reach the back of your sack. And if you're that worried about it then boom, your other hand can easily move everything out of the way.
BLB2F lets you check out how much more work you have to do and then just drop it right into the water, keeping everything contained in the bowl. Do most people go from the side? So you're just pulling shitty tissue out from under yourself and flinging shit particles into the air before you look at the paper and then drop it into the bowl in front of you? And doesn't that just have risks of getting it on your thigh or the seat?
People that eat a lot of food? Sounds like you eat like a bird if your digestive tract is that slow.
OP - knock that off. Front to back is the safest way.
I don't poo if there isn't a bidet. Unless it's an emergency ofc.
It's really weird to find a bathroom without a bidet over here tho.
Just wipe with the nearest dick. If it's yours, you can clean it at the end of the day. If not, it's not your problem!
I've always gone between the legs back to front (BLB2F), why wouldn't you? Your legs are spread so you're getting prime access without having to lift a leg or stand. I never understood the shitty balls argument because I, like most people, have a taint that acts as a generous buffer between the two. I don't start wiping and then keep the toilet paper pinned against my body til I reach my belly button. You can feel where you're supposed to end the wiping motion and it's long before you reach the back of your sack. And if you're that worried about it then boom, your other hand can easily move everything out of the way.
BLB2F lets you check out how much more work you have to do and then just drop it right into the water, keeping everything contained in the bowl. Do most people go from the side? So you're just pulling shitty tissue out from under yourself and flinging shit particles into the air before you look at the paper and then drop it into the bowl in front of you? And doesn't that just have risks of getting it on your thigh or the seat?
Wet wipes or wash.
Anything else and your butthole's going to stink of shit until you do one of the above.
Being an infant is where it's at. People wipe your ass for you.
I've never even seen a bidet, be it 2017 or not. The US is a wasteland.
I don't start wiping and then keep the toilet paper pinned against my body til I reach my belly button.
Yup. I keep wet wipes at work. My coworkers made fun of me when I grab the wet wipes and can of lysol but whatever. They can think I'm an ass but I won't be a smelly one.
As a grown man having someone wipe your ass for you is the most depressing experience ever.
Wet wipes are not good for most toilets. Are you allowed to flush them?
Seems a waste. You should save it for work where you'll then get paid to do it!
Cuts down on toilet paper costs too!
I walk into work and take a shit like clockwork.
I don't poo if there isn't a bidet. Unless it's an emergency ofc.
It's really weird to find a bathroom without a bidet over here tho.
Do you crumple or fold?
Do you crumple or fold?
Pro tip, just wipe it on the carpet.
For 30 years of my life I was wiping.
Since about a year I'm always showering my ass after every poop. OMG SO MUCH BETTER.
I don't have a bidet at home.
I'm utilizing a technique where I sit on my legs on the outer edge of my bathtub so my poopihole is hovering free. Then I turbo it with the showerhead. 10/10 can recommend.