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[trixx]

You're only supposed to get a sense of it, and then look away. Jesus man.

this
amateur. It must suck being caught in the workplace though.

 

[GreatestHits]

this
amateur. It must suck being caught in the workplace though.

In all honesty it would suck trying to work if there was a highly desirable physical object in the midst.

That said, OP needs to practice the 2 second rule. This all comes down to practice, OP

 

[RandyBobandy]

In all honesty it would suck trying to work if there was a highly desirable physical object in the midst.

That said, OP needs to practice the 2 second rule. This all comes down to practice, OP

2 seconds isn't nearly enough

 

[AlteredForms]

Is the OP from Ireland? I've never seen a pikey's ass. Must have quite a sight.

 

[flyinpiranha]

I was too. We have since been dating for 6+ years, engaged, and bought a house earlier this year.

Sometimes getting caught is for the best.

 

[wildfire]

that doesn't help me

It's worth it if you bother to make the effort. Hint: Just look for threads he made.

 

[GreatestHits]

I was too. We have since been dating for 6+ years, engaged, and bought a house earlier this year.

Sometimes getting caught is for the best.

There's something magical about when you're caught, and greeted with a smile

 

[Byakuya769]

I was caught too close to the sun. She was in the office and turned around and I stole a glance. My problem was I was still looking when she turned around and she laughed and asked me was I looking at her ass.

How can I not look when she's wearing spandex yoga pants to work?! Shit, I don't even have to use my imagination here. I can see the formation of her ass. like two planets have collided to form a perfectly shaped planet ass.

It's like when someone has a zit, but you're trying really hard not to look but you look anyway. This is gonna be a long day

You turned around? Take your L, you deserve it.

 

[BumblebeeCody]

I was caught too close to the sun. She was in the office and turned around and I stole a glance. My problem was I was still looking when she turned around and she laughed and asked me was I looking at her ass.

Was you staring like this?

Well then...

 

[Messofanego]

I thought I had enough time

Famous last words.

 

[ShadowgeistX]

1 - You should probably have jumped in on that, if she just laughed it off. You might've gotten into those yoga pants.
2 - If you don't want to get caught in the future then you must practice:

https://itunes.apple.com/ca/app/rack-stare/id385786751?mt=8

 

[Omegasquash]

Jesus Christ.

It's OK to see. It's not OK to stare.

Don't worry OP, you'll see it again to be sure. You're in an office though, so keep your mind on the job.

 

[terrisus]

Do you work at a McDonald's?

 

[jasonng]

Why deny? Just own up to it.

 

[E92 M3]

You should have owned up to it, and yoga pants are the best invention ever.

 

[v1lla21]

I've been there. There's a really cute blonde that works in the office and she once came into the shop to talk to me and as she walked away I glanced but she caught me. She just smiled and I shrugged with a smile on my face. Good thing we get along or I would've been gone.

 

[LiK]

Must be a nice ass. Also, never admit to anything.

 

[Tom Nook]

 

[E92 M3]

one of my dreams is to fit a girl's ass into really tight yoga pants, then slowly split the pants open with my hands.

then i turn super saiyan and we bang until boo is born

 

[Bold One]

WAit. I raise myself .


http://instagram.com/p/ubkP7Jp8Zu/?utm_source=partner&utm_medium=embed&utm_campaign=video

okay folks. no more T&A. back to work for the lots of you

 

[commish]

I've been there. There's a really cute blonde that works in the office and she once came into the shop to talk to me and as she walked away I glanced but she caught me. She just smiled and I shrugged with a smile on my face. Good thing we get along or I would've been gone.

I'm pretty sure you won't get fired for looking at a coworker.

 

[Strictly]

This is the thread NeoGaf deserves.

 

[vikki]

Randy, she didn't mind? She did giggle, right? Shoulda just said yeah, sorry.

 

[McLovin]

I was caught too close to the sun. She was in the office and turned around and I stole a glance. My problem was I was still looking when she turned around and she laughed and asked me was I looking at her ass.

How can I not look when she's wearing spandex yoga pants to work?! Shit, I don't even have to use my imagination here. I can see the formation of her ass. like two planets have collided to form a perfectly shaped planet ass.

It's like when someone has a zit, but you're trying really hard not to look but you look anyway. This is gonna be a long day

time to swallow your pride. Be like giiiiirl where you get that (insert piece of clothing). That... is.... ADOOORBS!!

 

[Log4Girlz]

I deny everything. Always.

 

[slit]

Did she show you what she's working with?

 

[terrisus]

I deny everything. Always.

So, you weren't generally impressed with the size of your friend's Wii?

 

[joelseph]

So, you weren't generally impressed with the size of your friend's Wii?

So bad. Give this dude a tag so he can stop working so hard.

 

[Log4Girlz]

So, you weren't generally impressed with the size of your friend's Wii?

I'm floating in a particular river in Egypt.

 

[vikki]

So bad. Give this dude a tag so he can stop working so hard.

He's already known as the dude who hates music and laughter.

Spoiler

You're alright to me Terrisus

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I do this all the time at work. Why try and hide it? Pretty sure they are doing the same thing to me and my crotch.

 

[ODDI]

Planet ass sounds really cool.

 

[Szu]

This is the thread NeoGaf deserves.

But not the one it needs right now.

I'm at work.

 

[waypoetic]

That's nothing!

I once saw the tits (nipples and everything) of my ex-coworker when she bent over! I don't think anyone noticed it though ))))

 

[Bleepey]

Use your peripherals next time.

 

[mdubs]

I do this all the time at work. Why try and hide it? Pretty sure they are doing the same thing to me and my crotch.

 

[vikki]

That's nothing!

I once saw the tits (nipples and everything) of my ex-coworker when she bent over! I don't think anyone noticed it though ))))

We used to look Down the Icecream girl's shirt. All our lives we had old man Wally driving the ice cream truck with his thick mustache. Then one day this young twentysomething chick with very handy tank tops shows up instead of Wally. I wonder if she knew we were all trying to sneak peeks.

 

[shadowsdarknes]

Because posting pics of co-workers is the right thing to do in this situation, right?

The pics or it didn't happen joke has been around since the dawn of the internet.

 

[oreomunsta]

Live no regrets, OP!

 

[terrisus]

The pics or it didn't happen joke has been around since the dawn of the internet.

Much harder to be discreet about taking pictures when your first digital camera used 3.5" floppy disks though.

 

[pants]

should have claimed there is a smudge on her ass and it was distracting you

 

[davepoobond]

Idk if I've got caught yet. No one has said anything

 

[Elginer]

guys, it looks like this

http://www.girlsinyogapants.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/who-is-she-11-24.jpg

Gatdamn son, OP has the best description of a fantastic ass I've read in quite a while.

 

[injurai]

 

[zruben]

this is always my reaction to this kind of threads:

 

[NobleGundam]

It's not your fault, OP, that god made that ass so glorious to see.

 

[Lego Boss]

To be fair I was looking at a girl's ass the other day and a co-worker saw me doing it . . . I just carried on doing it with her looking at me.

I'm not sure who was more bothered to be honest, I'm not sure if anyone was . . . In all truthfulness, this schtick goes on all day long and it's going to happen where men and women are together.

For the purpose of sexual equality:

GirlGAF: have you ever looked at/being caught looking at a man's junk at work before?

 

[Tesseract]

Gatdamn son, OP has the best description of a fantastic ass I've read in quite a while.

you're such a mac, descartes

 

[vityaz]

something like this OP?

After reading OP, I find this strangely arousing...



Spandex yoga pants to work, is that seen as appropriate or not? Especially if this was in the US (kind of got the feeling that it would not be, over there).

 

[injurai]

something like this OP?

That's the new final destination!