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If Ayn Rand had written Harry Potter

Nordicus

Member
I just started to read Journey to the West where Sun Wukong basically acts like a Rand-ian hero only to being crushed by Buddha with a whole mountain-range to think his stupidity over. Didn't get further than that yet but it's pretty funny.

Let's face it, when you are a Randian hyper-egoist who always takes whatever they like and think that they are in their right to do so because they are "free" will just make themselves more and more enemies until they are overpowered by the masses who organize to simply stop the Randian hero.

No matter how often they say "But I'm right and you are all wrong" will change that.

And in the rare instance that one such Randian "hero" is sucessful, they are bound to become tyrants who then will decide over everyone else, so that doesn't work either.
Does Rand ever account for the scenario where even more powerful person comes up and just crushes what the protag had built up with their "individuality"? Does the protag just accept that character as superior? Or do things turn into Mary Sue revenge porn?

Because the response from real-life examples are anything but dignified
 

zeioIIDX

Member
”Cho Chang," Harry called from across the hallway, and quickly closed the distance between them, like some sort of sexually compelling locomotive. ”The Yule Ball is tomorrow. I wish to acquire you for it. Say yes, now, with your mouth, before I cruelly crush it against my own, like some sort of sexual flower."

”Oh. Harry," Cho said, ”I'm sorry but someone's already asked me. And well, I've, I've said I'll go with him."

”I refuse to allow you to live in the world of the mediocre," Harry said, eyes flashing flint and fire. ”You are the only acceptable mate for me. I will hold you in my arms in front of our peers at the Yule Ball. Reconcile yourself to your fate, and wear something red or purple."

”Harry, I'm sorry, but –"

”You'll wear your hair down," he said carelessly. ”It suits you best that way. I have nothing left to say to you at present. I don't think I'll kiss you just yet. Go make whatever feminine preparations you have to make before tomorrow night."

”I–"

”Your watch is off by fourteen seconds," he said before turning to leave. ”Unless you plan on making imprecision a habit, I suggest you correct it before I see you again."

Hooooooly fuck, I'm howling at this right now. This is amazing.

”It's been fourteen years, and still not a day goes by that I don't miss your dad," Sirius said.

”That sounds like a waste of both time and personal energy," Harry said, smoking a pipe. ”I can assure you no one in the grave spends their time missing you."

Okay, I'm officially dead.

Edit: I feel very, very, VERY ashamed at this moment. Because as an avid book reader, I only just now discovered that Ayn Rand is a woman. Wow. I should be throttled repeatedly for no less than an hour for this.
 

spekkeh

Banned
I just started to read Journey to the West where Sun Wukong basically acts like a Rand-ian hero only to being crushed by Buddha with a whole mountain-range to think his stupidity over. Didn't get further than that yet but it's pretty funny.

Let's face it, when you are a Randian hyper-egoist who always takes whatever they like and think that they are in their right to do so because they are "free" will just make themselves more and more enemies until they are overpowered by the masses who organize to simply stop the Randian hero.

No matter how often they say "But I'm right and you are all wrong" will change that.

And in the rare instance that one such Randian "hero" is sucessful, they are bound to become tyrants who then will decide over everyone else, so that doesn't work either.
That's not at all how objectivism works though.

Like, I get it's funny to make light of her sometimes turgid writing, and yes Rand was a right cunt for how she viewed gays and transgenders, but most of the criticism is so goddamn lazy. I see a lot of scoffing from people about how her ideas are dumb and then it turns out they didn't even get it themselves.
 

spekkeh

Banned
Does Rand ever account for the scenario where even more powerful person comes up and just crushes what the protag had built up with their "individuality"? Does the protag just accept that character as superior? Or do things turn into Mary Sue revenge porn?

Because the response from real-life examples are anything but dignified
You don't get to take or destroy anything by someone else in her philosophy without a contract. As for being bettered by someone else, that happens a few times (iirc, dagny-> that lover of hers forgot the name-> john galt) and yes they take it dignifiedly. Yeah that's Panglossian, but like Leibniz or Hegel you should read it as idealism.



The damage this woman has caused in the world...

Is less than Marx or Nietzsche. Or you mean JK Rowling, can't argue there.
 

Apt101

Member
The damage this woman has caused in the world...

I blame highschool teachers who forced kids that had not been taught critical thinking skills to read any of her books. I had to read The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged when I was 15 or 16. I grew up poor and had an interest in science and history from a young age so I could see right through the obvious bullshit. But man other kids, especially the well-off kids, ate that shit up.
 

Amalthea

Banned
You don't get to take or destroy anything by someone else in her philosophy without a contract. As for being bettered by someone else, that happens a few times (iirc, dagny-> that lover of hers forgot the name-> john galt) and yes they take it dignifiedly. Yeah that's Panglossian, but like Leibniz or Hegel you should read it as idealism.

Is less than Marx or Nietzsche. Or you mean JK Rowling, can't argue there.

So everyone is supposed to work entrely in their own interest yet perfectly respect the boundaries of others?

Sorry if I still don't get it but the more I read about this shit the sillier it sounds.
 

spekkeh

Banned
So, fully aware I'm derailing the thread, would you rather a society based on Marx's ideas or Rand's?
Preferably a combination, but if I'd have to choose definitely Rand. In the idealized version everyone is free and pursuing artistic endeavors in a Randian world, as opposed to drones expending themselves for others in a Marxist world. In a bastardized practical world, it's basically communism versus capitalism.

I'll concede though that it depends on where you grow up. Growing up in socialist Europe, Rand is a breath of fresh air. I would imagine growing up in runawaycapitalist USA, it would feel like propaganda.
 

spekkeh

Banned
So everyone is supposed to work entrely in their own interest yet perfectly respect the boundaries of others?

Sorry if I still don't get it but the more I read about this shit the sillier it sounds.
Yes like I said it's Panglossian. In the books themselves though there are many people that do not respect the boundaries of others. These are the villains.
 

sohois

Member
So, fully aware I'm derailing the thread, would you rather a society based on Marx's ideas or Rand's?
Marxist societies have already been tested and produced nightmares pretty much every time. Randian societies probably would be awful but on balance of probabilities I would say its unlikely to be worse than what Marxism has produced.
 
I once was in a hot tub with a.... very large.... young Republican who took offense to a Rand joke that I made. Like, great offense. It took me ten minutes of back and forth to convince him that I was making a joke. At the end, he just said to me "oh, so you have nothing to actually say".

If there were not other people in the hot tub with us, I'm pretty sure that he would have beat the shit out of me.

He then went on to tell the hot tub about his insights into Benghazi and the JFK assassination.
 
Preferably a combination, but if I'd have to choose definitely Rand. In the idealized version everyone is free and pursuing artistic endeavors in a Randian world, as opposed to drones expending themselves for others in a Marxist world. In a bastardized practical world, it's basically communism versus capitalism.

I'll concede though that it depends on where you grow up. Growing up in socialist Europe, Rand is a breath of fresh air. I would imagine growing up in runawaycapitalist USA, it would feel like propaganda.

In an idealised world Marxism is basically the same end result, though. Neither are viable avenues, and i still find Rand unpleasant, as a European. Marxism in practice too, of course.

Edit: Marxism-Leninism, i really meant. And whatever shit the Khmer Rouge thought permitted their barbarism.
 

DeathyBoy

Banned
I once was in a hot tub with a.... very large.... young Republican who took offense to a Rand joke that I made. Like, great offense. It took me ten minutes of back and forth to convince him that I was making a joke. At the end, he just said to me "oh, so you have nothing to actually say".

If there were not other people in the hot tub with us, I'm pretty sure that he would have beat the shit out of me.

He then went on to tell the hot tub about his insights into Benghazi and the JFK assassination.

Please continue.
 

FunkyMonk

Member
In the idealized version everyone is free and pursuing artistic endeavors in a Randian world, as opposed to drones expending themselves for others in a Marxist world.

Do you think comparing an idealised version of one philosophy to the dystopian version of an opposing one is in anyway honest or worthwhile? It'd be like saying 'do you want to live in a society where everyone works together for the betterment of all or do you want to live in a society where sociopathic people pursue only their self interest no matter the harm done to others?'. Both are dishonest arguments that take the best interpretation of one philosophy and pits it against the worst interpretation of the other.
 

Ferulci

Member
I'm dying.
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FoxSpirit

Junior Member
You don't get to take or destroy anything by someone else in her philosophy without a contract. As for being bettered by someone else, that happens a few times (iirc, dagny-> that lover of hers forgot the name-> john galt) and yes they take it dignifiedly. Yeah that's Panglossian, but like Leibniz or Hegel you should read it as idealism.
Is less than Marx or Nietzsche. Or you mean JK Rowling, can't argue there.
Idealism is dumb. Period. It's Philosophy were the thinker only went half the way and didn't establish balance in his/her texts.

The result is a body of work that will have an extremely toxic effect on parts of it's readers. I only have to look into my political landscape to see the effects of some weird ideals in full effect. I talked with people. "No, we can't do that, that's a topic of the right wing." It's stupid and affects a lot of people, well educated people, in positions of power.

And in Rands case, it breeds a cruel society where the strong dominate the weak because that's the natural order. Caveman Society 2.0. Gimme my club.
 
Please continue.

Dude was so confident in his batshit insanity. I stayed through his Benghazi lecture - which was really just a bunch of words mashed together with the gist being "people died, bin laden is alive, and Obama had ALL OF SEAL TEAM SIX KILLED".

I had to leave when he uttered the phrase, and I quote, "now,, let me tell you about JFK..."
 

FoxSpirit

Junior Member
Marxist societies have already been tested and produced nightmares pretty much every time. Randian societies probably would be awful but on balance of probabilities I would say its unlikely to be worse than what Marxism has produced.
The problem are not the ideas but the people. Marxism has the problem of power accumulation, which of course leads to a nightmare when combined with selfish people who run the show.

But Rand WOULD be worse since the ideal itself worships already an alpha wolf mentality. Combine with real human and you have the most brutal dictatorship imaginable.
 

spekkeh

Banned
Do you think comparing an idealised version of one philosophy to the dystopian version of an opposing one is in anyway honest or worthwhile? It'd be like saying 'do you want to live in a society where everyone works together for the betterment of all or do you want to live in a society where sociopathic people pursue only their self interest no matter the harm done to others?'. Both are dishonest arguments that take the best interpretation of one philosophy and pits it against the worst interpretation of the other.
I worded it negatively, but each according to his ability to each according to his need is very much the core of Marxism, and art is a frivolous activity borne out of an egocentric drive to create something useless, so it's intrinsically problematic for Marxism. No wonder you saw artists die first in the gulags every time. I'd rather be poor in an inspiring world than perhaps slightly less poor in a dull one. Just think about every time you play a videogame you're not using you abilities to help the person in need. And make no mistake there will always people in need, especially in a world where the only beneficial fun thing to do is make children. I'm speaking from privilege as someone who has been very fortunate in the talent lottery though so take that as you will (though I dont know a Marxist who is not extremely privileged).
The GOP LOOOOOVES her.
And no, I don't mean JK Rowling. She's a hero.
They also LOOOOVEE Jesus, but I very much doubt he would reciprocate were he alive. Let's be sure again, Rand was not a pleasant woman (but then neither were Spinoza, Wittgenstein and others*), but it doesn't take a genius to see the conservatives love for law strong-arming and the military complex are very antithetical to what she purported. In fact a more liberal interpretation of the social contract would fit much better.



*she was also nowhere near those, before you think I think that.
 

spekkeh

Banned
Idealism is dumb. Period. It's Philosophy were the thinker only went half the way and didn't establish balance in his/her texts.
Someone didn't read Hegel. You can blame idealists a lot of things, but not these two things.
The result is a body of work that will have an extremely toxic effect on parts of it's readers. I only have to look into my political landscape to see the effects of some weird ideals in full effect. I talked with people. "No, we can't do that, that's a topic of the right wing." It's stupid and affects a lot of people, well educated people, in positions of power.

Maybe, but now you're directly contradicting yourself:
The problem are not the ideas but the people.
And in Rands case, it breeds a cruel society where the strong dominate the weak because that's the natural order. Caveman Society 2.0. Gimme my club.
Dominate how? Are you sure you actually read the books?
 
They also LOOOOVEE Jesus, but I very much doubt he would reciprocate were he alive. Let's be sure again, Rand was not a pleasant woman (but then neither were Spinoza, Wittgenstein and others*), but it doesn't take a genius to see the conservatives love for law strong-arming and the military complex are very antithetical to what she purported. In fact a more liberal interpretation of the social contract would fit much better.

Barring her atheism and a few personal views, Rand's philosophy of free markets and even her disdain for governance are very far right. Libertarianism and the Tea Party Movement are directly influenced by her ideas. Her views on the rich being the oppressed would have fit perfectly into modern day conservatism in the exact same way that it did when she was at the height of her popularity. If we were to talk about what would be "antithetical to what she purported", the ideas of welfare, environmentalism, and even the minimum wage would fit on that list. She regularly mocked Keynesian economics and found the very idea of a government for the people laughable.

In fact, I wouldn't doubt that Rand might very well be quite smitten with our current president. He does seem to fit her taste - rich, selfish, arrogant, and in the real estate business.
 

dramatis

Member
Dominate how? Are you sure you actually read the books?
Those books were boring and quite unrealistic with their depictions of human beings, so why would you use them as arguments?

I don't see how you can say it wouldn't end up with a group of people dominating the larger population. What you ironically used to describe the hypothetical scenario of marxism also applies here, which is that people will be locked in labor and drudgery because they have to eternally prove their worth and value in a Randian world. Those already rich and wealthy will continue to justify their positions and actions by pointing to their wealth as evidence of their superior morality. Objectivism also views people by the value of their labor, so the "leaders" won't feel particularly obligated to value art or dissent, or the lives of many of low value compared to their own "John Galt" singular high value. In a society where you inherently believe people are unequal you will get a dictatorship.

The best example of the filth that is born from Randian philosophy is the US speaker of the house, Paul Ryan, who got up and made a powerpoint presentation about how indignant he was that rich people had to help pay for poor people's health insurance. That is the reality of Rand's philosophy, not her books.

In the end, objectivism is just a means through which rich people want to justify their wealth and less taxes. It isn't a particularly different philosophy on its own.
 

spekkeh

Banned
Barring her atheism and a few personal views, Rand's philosophy of free markets and even her disdain for governance are very far right. Libertarianism and the Tea Party Movement are directly influenced by her ideas. Her views on the rich being the oppressed would have fit perfectly into modern day conservatism in the exact same way that it did when she was at the height of her popularity. If we were to talk about what would be "antithetical to what she purported", the ideas of welfare, environmentalism, and even the minimum wage would fit on that list. She regularly mocked Keynesian economics and found the very idea of a government for the people laughable.

In fact, I wouldn't doubt that Rand might very well be quite smitten with our current president. He does seem to fit her taste - rich, selfish, arrogant, and in the real estate business.
A government enforced on the people yes. A voluntary social contract would not be against objectivist tenets. Welfare would be practically impossible I agree. Objectivism believes in the nobility of people so nothing would stand in the way of a group of people pitching in to help a severely disabled person, but we can all agree this to be, as I said, Panglossian.
 

FunkyMonk

Member
I worded it negatively, but each according to his ability to each according to his need is very much the core of Marxism,

No you didn't just phrase it negatively, you created a strawman so that the soulless philosophy you favour looks a bit better in comparison. I'm no marxist, though i am left leaning on most matters, but I have zero time for objectivism which exalts selfishness and self interest above all other things.

Just think about every time you play a videogame you're not using you abilities to help the person in need. And make no mistake there will always people in need,

especially in a world where the only beneficial fun thing to do is make children.

And this has what to do with objectivism or marxism?

All my initial post was doing was pointing out just how dishonest you were being in your comparison but it seems you actually believe in the sociopathic nonsense of objectivism.

Dominate how? Are you sure you actually read the books?

are you sure you have? One of the protagonists, Dagny, in Atlas Shrugged used threats to get her way when she wanted her new train to go at full speed to Colorado she bullied anyone who objected and these are the people Rand thought we should identify with and cheer on in her execrable writing, sounds like the 'strong' dominating the 'weak' to me.
 

spekkeh

Banned
Those books were boring and quite unrealistic with their depictions of human beings, so why would you use them as arguments?

It helps to see whether someone at least gave something an honest shake, except for mocking a bastardized version they parrot from someone else who didn't actually understand the theory.

I don't see how you can say it wouldn't end up with a group of people dominating the larger population. What you ironically used to describe the hypothetical scenario of marxism also applies here, which is that people will be locked in labor and drudgery because they have to eternally prove their worth and value in a Randian world. Those already rich and wealthy will continue to justify their positions and actions by pointing to their wealth as evidence of their superior morality. Objectivism also views people by the value of their labor, so the "leaders" won't feel particularly obligated to value art or dissent, or the lives of many of low value compared to their own "John Galt" singular high value. In a society where you inherently believe people are unequal you will get a dictatorship.

The best example of the filth that is born from Randian philosophy is the US speaker of the house, Paul Ryan, who got up and made a powerpoint presentation about how indignant he was that rich people had to help pay for poor people's health insurance. That is the reality of Rand's philosophy, not her books.

In the end, objectivism is just a means through which rich people want to justify their wealth and less taxes. It isn't a particularly different philosophy on its own.
Now I'm not that much an expert on Objectivism (though a lot more than apparently 99% of this thread), but I don't believe judging people is a part of it. The point of it is that you should do what you think is important and then find likeminded people who will want to give money or deeds for the fruit of your labor. In her idealized Galt's Gulch, work is judged, not people, because people are assumed to be of right moral character blabla. I fully agree it would be disastrous if done in reality, but it's not as intrinsically botched as Marxism, again history has shown this. I think Rand's ideas are interesting, in moderation, but like other philosophies in the early 20th century, it's rooted in an industrialist world that doesn't fit well with modern society.

Paul Ryan using Rand to justify his own wealth is similar to the Nazis justifying their deeds using Nietzsche though. It's cherry picking that should reflect on the person abusing it, not per se the initial person who wrote it.
 

spekkeh

Banned
are you sure you have? One of the protagonists, Dagny, in Atlas Shrugged used threats to get her way when she wanted her train to go at full speed to Colorado she bullied anyone who objected and these are the people Rand thought we should identify with and cheer on in her execrable writing.
I don't necessarily want to defend Atlas Shrugged, I liked the Fountainhead a lot better, but I think it's established quite well that Dagny is not without flaws. I understand you don't want to give it time of day so I don't know why you're arguing though.
 

FoxSpirit

Junior Member
Someone didn't read Hegel. You can blame idealists a lot of things, but not these two things.


Maybe, but now you're directly contradicting yourself:


Dominate how? Are you sure you actually read the books?
The people are the problem: and thus is a text not taking people into account.

And by dominate I mean that if you are weak, you get nothing. Fair isn't a real word afaik. You can basically be forced to sign into super exploitative contracts to ensure your survival.

No, I haven't read her book, only texts on Objectivism (what a word for something so subjective).
 
"But I don’t think of you,” Harry said. He Disapparated back to Hogsmeade. “I only think about trains.”

He ordered another fire-whiskey and thought about trains.
Hahahaha. I'm crying

But seriously what the hell is this obsession with trains?
 
It helps to see whether someone at least gave something an honest shake, except for mocking a bastardized version they parrot from someone else who didn't actually understand the theory.


Now I'm not that much an expert on Objectivism (though a lot more than apparently 99% of this thread), but I don't believe judging people is a part of it. The point of it is that you should do what you think is important and then find likeminded people who will want to give money or deeds for the fruit of your labor. In her idealized Galt's Gulch, work is judged, not people, because people are assumed to be of right moral character blabla. I fully agree it would be disastrous if done in reality, but it's not as intrinsically botched as Marxism, again history has shown this. I think Rand's ideas are interesting, in moderation, but like other philosophies in the early 20th century, it's rooted in an industrialist world that doesn't fit well with modern society.
you'd be wrong. See how the only reason the protagonist ever saved the hobo from being thrown out of a high-speed train was because he was wearing a bone-white shirt. Or all the times she bothers to describe leeches as ugly. People are very much judged.

But i only read atlas shrugged yoinks ago and forgot quite a lot of it, so the oul memory might be playing tricks on me.
 

Chmpocalypse

Blizzard
So everyone is supposed to work entrely in their own interest yet perfectly respect the boundaries of others?

Sorry if I still don't get it but the more I read about this shit the sillier it sounds.

That's because it's selfishness packaged as 'philosophy'. It has all the depth and complexity of an empty cardboard box.
 

HStallion

Now what's the next step in your master plan?
Ayn Rand and her ideas are based on a reality that has never existed and never will by the very nature of humanity. It's a foolish world view the at best is naive and arrogant and at worst is a disgusting self centered power fantasy used by the worst to sound more legitimate than they really are.
 

Prax

Member
Ayn Rand is a bit of a loser. Like you would probably expect a very high end asperger or psychologically damaged INTJ to be. :D
I read one of her less popular books in highschool (Anthem) because it seemed shortest and boy, what a big pile that was. lol Mary-Sueing it all up in there in that. Her philosophy is appealing in it self-aggrandizing simplicity/pseudo-complexity, but it's really just kinda of.. angry nerd diatribes.

The Harry Potter rewrites are hilarious and sad too because of it.
 

Dyle

Member
Now I'm not that much an expert on Objectivism (though a lot more than apparently 99% of this thread), but I don't believe judging people is a part of it. The point of it is that you should do what you think is important and then find likeminded people who will want to give money or deeds for the fruit of your labor. In her idealized Galt's Gulch, work is judged, not people, because people are assumed to be of right moral character blabla. I fully agree it would be disastrous if done in reality, but it's not as intrinsically botched as Marxism, again history has shown this. I think Rand's ideas are interesting, in moderation, but like other philosophies in the early 20th century, it's rooted in an industrialist world that doesn't fit well with modern society.

Paul Ryan using Rand to justify his own wealth is similar to the Nazis justifying their deeds using Nietzsche though. It's cherry picking that should reflect on the person abusing it, not per se the initial person who wrote it.
I think the proper term would be that people are valued, according to their economic contribution to society, rather than judged.

I agree with you that people are a bit too quick to toss aside Rand's ideas, mostly because they focus on how screwed up and illogical it is in Atlas Shrugged compared to its much more reasonable iteration in the Fountainhead. Obviously the Fountainhead has its own set of problems as well, particularly given the deplorably misogynistic take on sexual relations, but it is a sound, although flawed, philosophy when applied to the concepts of copyright and individual ingenuity. The concept of great men and women in history will always be valid, even though its significance within historic and artistic though diminishes with each passing year, and Objectivism does provide a useful framework for understanding why the some of the biggest names ought to be remembered and perhaps venerated. It's why the Fountainhead, due to its format as a pseudo-biography of an alternate universe Frank Lloyd Wright, is somewhat worth reading. Rand may completely have forgotten that other people do actually play a major role in developing successful individuals while overestimating the significance of an individual's will, but her ideas have just enough structure to them to help explain why the great minds were so great.

Also obligatory angry flower comic
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That's not at all how objectivism works though.

Like, I get it's funny to make light of her sometimes turgid writing, and yes Rand was a right cunt for how she viewed gays and transgenders, but most of the criticism is so goddamn lazy. I see a lot of scoffing from people about how her ideas are dumb and then it turns out they didn't even get it themselves.
I'm inclined to agree with this.
 
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