Sword Familiar
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I'd send visiting heroes out on shitty fetch quests, rewarding them with shitty trinkets they could easily get elsewhere.
They're not impossible, they're just hard.Air Zombie Meat said:I'd need to get a pair of glasses to deal with the blurriness because hd towns are impossible.
I swear these herbs are medicinal! I was just low on HP, I swear!Haunted said:Pot and crate maker.
With those pesky adventurers looting and destroying shit everywhere, I'd never run out of work.
Billychu said:I swear these herbs are medicinal! I was just low on HP, I swear!
Malio said:LOCK MY DAMN DOOR
And then you realise you're a Demon's Souls NPC. oh SHI-Vinci said:I'd be one of those characters who claims to know something important, demands payment, and then upon receiving it gives the hero worthless information - KNOWING they cannot touch me no matter how much I infuriate them.
Haunted said:And then you realise you're a Demon's Souls NPC. oh SHI-
Vinci said:I'd be one of those characters who claims to know something important, demands payment, and then upon receiving it gives the hero worthless information - KNOWING they cannot touch me no matter how much I infuriate them.
GDGF said:Hide in a tunnel and accidentally stab my daughter.
Does your corpse mysteriously talk warning the hero that a powerful enemy is near?HisshouBuraiKen said:I'd be a pile of bones deep in the hidden dungeon under the well that had the best shield, right in front of the door where the optional superboss is sealed.
Well, ARPG. Don't ruin my joke!Vinci said:Is Demon's Souls classified as a JRPG? Hmm. Okay, in that case, fuck that idea. :lol
ElectricBanquet said:I'd leave and go train for years to be a professional soldier only to eventually get my ass handed to me by a spiky-haired 14-year-old and his friends.
flyover said:Probably just play blitzball 'n' shit, ya?
GhaleonQ said:I'd be a knowing reference to myself in a different universe and game, thereby reproducing myself infinitely.
Sword Familiar said:We could work together. I'd send them out on the shitty fetch quest, and upon their return I'll give them the item they need to get your information. They give the item to you, get their shitty information, you hand the item over to me, and I'll give you half of what they fetch me.
ultron87 said:Ooh, being the best player of your particular world's minigame would be a pretty good gig.
As an aside, did they ever explain in FFX why everyone could breath underwater in Blitzball?
DennisK4 said:Lament the fact that I had to live in SD
Vinci said:Hell yeah, we got this.
EDIT: Actually, there should be an entire town in a JRPG that does everything in its power just to screw with the heroes. I would so love that.
dream said:This is one step away from "hey if you were Sonic and you were gay, would you fuck Knuckles or Tails?"