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[Joe Molotov]

I'd open up a weapon shop in the first town that sells all the best weapons really cheap, just to break the game.

 

[Stencil]

Hide rupees behind my poorly done Mario portrait.

Hide my truffles in hotel dressers.

 

[LiquidMetal14]

I'd open up a weapon shop in the first town that sells all the best weapons really cheap, just to break the game.

Arni Village (Crono Cross) restaurant owner.

Some weird responses :lol Hope I'm not veering too far with my comment.

 

[Alphahawk]

Screw chests, I'd just put everything in pots. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

 

[lsslave]

Saying the same speech everytime someone comes to my house.

Damnit :lol I was coming in here to say this!

 

[sega4ever]

i would gather my friends together to explore a dungeon and get killed by a pack of goblins

 

[Unknown One]

Say the same big dialogue everytime somebody talks to me. I also make sure I'm standing right next to an NPC that advances the story and also keep on walking in front of that NPC :lol

 

[Zomba13]

I'd be the kid who was actually the fabled chosen one who would rise up and smite evil.

A character in a house that would never move and always say the same line of dialouge, even after you've stolen all my stuff and left me poor.

 

[Revolutionary]

I'd sell wares at ridiculous prices in the midst of a war that threatens to end civilization as we know it.

 

[ChronicleX]

I would have alot of fun with the Female Questgivers. Even more fun if they carried on with the questgiving in the process. :lol

 

[Tricky I Shadow]

A lot of the replies in this thread are so awesome. I love you guys! :lol

 

[-COOLIO-]

Level up to level 99 on random critters around the outskirts of town then 1 shot unsuspecting heroes he keep robbing my treasure chest where I store my 1 potion.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[M°°nblade]

I would build a tavern with dancers and place lot's of treasure chests behind the impenetrable bar to trouble plundering heroes.

'I wonder what's in the chest'
'can I get there?'
'is there a backdoor or a hidden passage in the wall?'

 

[Amalthea]

Keep getting trapped by other passengers in a dead end to yell at them how stupid they are.

 

[ZealousD]

I'd be the asshole blocking the road.

Sorry, Hero! Looks like I'm the start of a multi-step fetch quest for you!

 

[Adamm]

Play mini-games!

 

[dofry]

I'd be the guy saying "...", but, I would always be close to an important place entrance, just to mess with people expecting me to have something interesting to say.

that, or I would take a poison pill to end my suffering.

 

[Unknown One]

Fit all the Gaf members role into a JRPG and it will be the most unforgiving and pain in the ass JRPG ever :lol

 

[G-Fex]

It'd be fun.

Me: Oh man, better go run some delivery items to that old lady strife, heard her son just came home visiting.

Me: Ah, good looks like those soldier guys will just about leave soon.

Me: OH MY GOD THE TOWNS ON FIRE AND THAT SILVER HAIRED GUY IS STABBING PEOPLE.

 

[Randy]

Laughed so hard with many answers in this thread. Thanks GAF.

 

[Bel Marduk]

If you lock your door you'll find out you ended up leaving it on the roof or something for heroes to get.

Anyway, I'll be at the casino.

 

[TheShampion]

I always wanted to be the guy who stands at the entrance of the town and shout what town it is. Just all the time. Repeatedly. Then, by god, everyone will know the name of my town. EVERYONE!

 

[Ferga]

I'd run the suspiciously 'free' inn, and then when adventurers are sleeping, I'd steal their gold pieces.

Your like that damn inn in ff6.... free my ass you thieving inn keeper!!!

 

[disappeared]

Your like that damn inn in ff6.... free my ass you thieving inn keeper!!!

Hard times, man. Guy had to make a living somehow.

 

[Grayman]

If I lived in a traditional JRPG town I would manipulate, steal, and possibly murder because no one in the town has experience with those and there are not guards that will do anything about it.

I would also hope to the dieties that the monsters outside town are in my level range!

I'd run the suspiciously 'free' inn, and then when adventurers are sleeping, I'd steal their gold pieces.

I would worry about screwing with teenagers who have giant swords and gigantic-er monsters to harm me with.

I'd take advantage of their limited conversation options and movement ability, and do whatever the fuck I want. Like, I dunno, stealing everyone's shit. Taking a shit on people's doorsteps. Just being outrageous.

you beat me too this

probably kill myself after a day since all the towns folk say the same shit over and over

it is like groundhogs day

If there are no heroes in town, do I exist?

that is something to ponder

I'd be the weapon shop guy in Town #2 who sells that appealing sword the party will find a duplicate of at the bottom of the next dungeon it comes across.

hey they got to get the weapon somewhere

 

[zlatko]

Take a crap in every box in town. So when those pesky "adventurers" come lootin through "treasure boxes" they find a nice brown surprise.

 

[M°°nblade]

I'd be the weapon shop guy in Town #2 who sells that appealing sword the party will find a duplicate of at the bottom of the next dungeon it comes across.

FFXIII took it a level higher.
The chest orb containing the lionheart sword is 50m in front of you while you're buying it at the savepoint in chapter 12.

 

[Adamm]

Reading all this has given me the urge to go home & play a JRPG :lol

 

[manueldelalas]

OK, GAF REAAAAAAAAAAALLY failed in this one.

Obvious answer:

Offer to do "poofpoofs" to all girls that pass through town, charging a fee obviously.

Come on ignorant GAF, how isn't that the best job of any town on any game (or real place)?.

 

[The Praiseworthy]

This thread made me miss JRPG towns so much........ gaming has changed indeed

anyway, I always saw myself as INN runner in JRPGs.

 

[astroturfing]

I'd just try to press X on everything.

 

[shinki]

I'd be that guy who stands in a narrow space near a chest so the hero has to wait for my random walk behaviour to take me out so he can get past.

 

[Ferrio]

Block an important path by walking back in froth in it refusing to leave.

 

[Haly]

I'd give the hero a quest to find my bags of gold and jewels from the local Cave Ogres.

 

[ScOULaris]

I'd spike my hair, put on some ridiculous outfit, and start acting emo so everyone in town would think that I was their next savior. But instead of going on some grand quest, I would just hang out at the pub and use my notoriety to score blue-haired chicks. I wouldn't need to work, so long as people continued to allow me to rob them blind.

And on rainy days I would try to dodge 200 lightning bolts.

 

[ScOULaris]

Deleted.

 

[reektann]

Place a chest with a unique sword held within behind a bomb-able cracked wall in my house and surround it with blocks that cannot be moved.

 

[shigsy]

I'd scream 'PLAYABLE' and then watershit through Tom Nooks letterbox.

 

[Baconbitz]

Catch a charmander and watch as he burned everyone (but me).

 

[Ivan A Nguyen]

Screw chests, I'd just put everything in pots. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

And I'd open up a pottery shop.

Step 1: Sell pots.
Step 2: Wait for blond haired, pointy eared, dressed in green adventurer to come to town.
Step 3: Repeat Step 1.

 

[Sword Familiar]

And I'd open up a pottery shop.

Step 1: Sell pots.
Step 2: Wait for blond haired, pointy eared, dressed in green adventurer to come to town.
Step 3: Repeat Step 1.

I think we have like four potteries now.

 

[Boney]

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This thread made me miss JRPG towns so much........ gaming has changed indeed :(

anyway, I always saw myself as INN runner in JRPGs.[/QUOTE]
Isn't it like.. Only FFXIII that doesn't have towns?

 

[Mesijs]

Block an important path by walking back in froth in it refusing to leave.

:lol

 

[Gillian Seed]

I would go looking for Slimes.....