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[X26]

I'd consider giving the guys on a journey to save the world a fucking discount, for one thing

 

[Eiji]

Slash the chickens!

Pok! Pok! Pok!

 

[Freshmaker]

I'd consider giving the guys on a journey to save the world a fucking discount, for one thing

You'd reconsider when you realized that's the only money you'll ever make.

 

[jjasper]

Be one of the bar patrons.

 

[SealSqueal]

I'd wake up in the same bed with my same wife at the same time to the same breakfast every day of the week, get dressed in the same uniform I have worn every day of every year since I can remember, then travel the same route to work where I guard the important strategic military asset by walking the exact same route over and over again until the nameless guy I see everyday comes to replace me.

 

[Nemo]

I'd be the old dude telling kids to get off my lawn

Or I'd be a fisherman

 

[tiff]

You'd reconsider when you realized that's the only money you'll ever make.

Someone hasn't played Recettear, the game where wives send their husbands to the store to buy battle axes.

 

[X26]

You'd reconsider when you realized that's the only money you'll ever make.

the goodwill I have established with the heroes means I'll be set for life, I'll be swimming in gil

 

[CruxisMana]

I'd stand in a particularly crucial area, most likely the town entrance, and demand that anyone wanting to pass either pays me an extraordinary amount of money or completes a series of meaningless and increasingly difficult tasks for no reason what-so-ever.

 

[Speevy]

Enter myself in the Dragon Quest 8 monster tournament.

 

[kiunchbb]

If I found myself one day reborn at a JRPG town, I will kill myself if one of those doesn't following before I hit age of 16:

1) Parent got murder
2) Childhood friend got kidnap
3) Lost my memory
4) Found a legendary weapon
5) Random mystery girl drop down from the sky
6) Found a gigantic robot
7) Have spiky hair

It is a JRPG for godsake, we all know you have no future if your older than age of 16 and nothing crazy yet to happen.

May be I will join the evil wizard side and beg them to transform me into a giant monster with tentacles, I will eventually got slay, but everyone will thank me for the awesome CG.

 

[Speevy]

You forgot "Meet a magical angel who is the chosen one to bring peace to the world." unless that's what you mean by #5.

 

[snack]

Pillage the entire village. Er' day.

 

[Salsa]

id be the town drunk who's laying on the floor

 

[Speevy]

Most RPGs don't have food, only herbs and potions, so you'd be dead from malnutrition pretty quickly.

 

[Salsa]

i'd go down as a hero though

 

[Ericescobar15]

Press A on everything until I find cool stuff.

 

[Mudkips]

Endlessly fuck my wife to create an army of children who force adventurers to play hide and seek three fucking times. Then I take off on an "adventure", and never come back. presumed dead, you are left to console my family by returning a sword or hat or some such that I left behind on my way to seek out a new wife to start the cycle over.

 

[snack]

Endlessly fuck my wife to create an army of children who force adventurers to play hide and seek three fucking times. Then I take off on an "adventure", and never come back. presumed dead, you are left to console my family by returning a sword or hat or some such that I left behind on my way to seek out a new wife to start the cycle over.

I like this!

 

[theta11]

Level up to level 99 on random critters around the outskirts of town then 1 shot unsuspecting heroes he keep robbing my treasure chest where I store my 1 potion.

 

[BosSin]

I would be an NPC that gave a extremely long speech based on trivial advice, this would then tempt the main character to just keep saying 'yes' which would result in him/her accidentally answering yes to the question "Would you like to hear that again?"

 

[Regulus Tera]

I'd be the Gym Leader! And my gym would have none of this "one element" bullshit. Free-for-all types!

 

[Fimbulvetr]

Most RPGs don't have food, only herbs and potions, so you'd be dead from malnutrition pretty quickly.

Maybe if he's lucky he'll end up in a Tales game.

Unfortunately he'll have to kill something before he's able to cook.

 

[∀ Narayan]

 

[JayDubya]

"I am Error."

 

[AwShucks]

I'd avenge the death of....somebody!

 

[Joe Molotov]

Break into all the houses and steal everything. Oh wait, that's a traditional WRPG town.

 

[shuri]

I'll be the best stairway builder in the world, with the most pristine typical 'stak stak stak' 8 bit sound effect you'll ever experience by using my stairs. It does not matter if you are a half naked elf, or a knight wearing dragoon armor, no matter who you are, you will always make the same 'stak stak stak' sound whenever you'll use my stairs; yes my friends the same sound effect used in every NES jrpg is back!

Available now for any type of house, castle, dungeons, even available for airships.

Stak stak stak!

 

[revolverjgw]

I'd say to all passerby heroes "don't overdo it!".

 

[Alpha_eX]

I'd be wondering where the toilets were. No houses in JRPGs have toilets!

 

[Kadey]

I'd own every house so I'll be renting/leasing them out.
And Hosting fighting tournaments. Participants would have to randomly wear different outfits that they have no input in.

 

[Finaika]

Have fun with my female childhood friend.

 

[TrutaS]

I'd be woken up by my mom, and gone to the Millennial Fair.




Best, most magical day of my life, that would be.

 

[Platy]

I would open a videostore, a bakery or anything that isn't a weapon shop, potion shop and an inn =P

This is one step away from "hey if you were Sonic and you were gay, would you fuck Knuckles or Tails?"

That's actualy a trick question !

Also, this

 

[truly101]

I'd kill monsters for money and trick the naive magic girl that loves me( but thinks I'm oblivious to her feelings) into having sex with me.

 

[UraMallas]

Kickin' chickens, mother fucker.

 

[VeryGooster]

The guy at the bar who has some ridiculous minigame that requires you to reload your save multiple times before you win something worthwhile. I also have identical cousins in other towns or something.

 

[PepsimanVsJoe]

I would be the Lord of Wellington, the be-all end-all town for all your well needs.

There would be wells for throwing loose change in, wells with goodies at the bottom, wells with horrible puns( "Are you well today? I certainly am."), and wells, wells, WELLS as far as the eye can see.

Then when some asshole hero pisses off the villain and he destroys Wellington, I will cough out my last words to lead the hero to his next goal before I die and...turn into a well.

Actually fuck it, I'd just be the dick who randomly gets in the way of the party in narrow corridors(You could say I'm cock-blocking them...sorry I have to have my horrible puns).

 

[Scenester]

I would be the typical jrpg horndog, hit on all the babes and hang out at the tavern, playing whatever weird card-game they played in that world

 

[DarkPanda]

I'd run the weapon/relic shop, where I'd charge insane amounts of gil gold for random shit I found lying around.

 

[Great Rumbler]

Say the same thing to everyone else, every single day of my life, which is actually an eternity of mild, mid-spring days where the sun always shines as I stand stoically in one spot, an emotionless, unthinking, unfeeling, unloved statue. My own personal purgatory.

 

[Forearm Star]

I'd kill people and charge their friends absurd amounts of gil/manna for phoenix downs...
That or hoard all the phoenix downs and claim to be a prophet because of my healing abilities..

 

[Forkball]

Stand perfectly still until someone talks to me.

 

[Fraeon]

Get the hell out of there since the place is doomed, anyway.

 

[Smo21]

If there are no heroes in town, do I exist?

 

[someguyinahat]

I'd be the weapon shop guy in Town #2 who sells that appealing sword the party will find a duplicate of at the bottom of the next dungeon it comes across.

 

[Ondore]

Hell yeah, we got this.

EDIT: Actually, there should be an entire town in a JRPG that does everything in its power just to screw with the heroes. I would so love that.

Touche. :lol
Even better would be finding out and fighting the whole town.

Sounds like you guys need to take a trip to fabulous Zozo!

As for me, probably just sit in a cabin and say something about being error.

 

[geeko]

Kill the person who came in my house and decided it was ok to search through my stuff and take my gold and sword.

 

[Freshmaker]

Have fun with my female childhood friend.

That's all well and good before she's kidnapped and brainwashed and then burns down your village.

 

[pgtl_10]

I won't feel alarm that same random kid came intomy house and starts stealing everything.