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[ElectricBanquet]

Curate a vast library.

By "vast library" I assume you mean a library where only four or five of the books can actually be read and the rest are just there for show.

 

[Boney]

Get the hell out of there. There's a good chance something bad's gonna happen.

 

[coldvein]

i would hang out at the bar buying drinks for Toma the worlds greatest explorer all day, get shitfaced, wake up the next day and buy a Mid Ether to cure my hangover. every day.

 

[Dennis]

 

[BitchTits]

I'd stand in the town square day and night saying nothing but "I'm too busy to talk now, have you been to see the King yet, he was asking for you".

 

[Fimbulvetr]

Get the hell out of there. There's a good chance something bad's gonna happen.

Only if it's the first village or the only city actively opposing the evil empire.

 

[Mr_Elysia]

By "vast library" I assume you mean a library where only four or five of the books can actually be read and the rest are just there for show.

But so many for show.

 

[webrunner]

Check name of town

If it's something like "Ruin" or "Doomdia" or "Jericho" or if a spikey-haired young swordsman lives here, MOVE.

 

[Curufinwe]

Throw people into TVs.

 

[Xenon]

This is one step away from "hey if you were Sonic and you were gay, would you fuck Knuckles or Tails?"

Without a doubt Tails. Have you every seen a Enchida?

 

[Ferrio]

Place a chest in visible sight but impossible to reach.

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

Without a doubt Tails. Have you every seen a Enchida?

I don't know, he must have some hidden talents. I'm guessing they don't call him Knuckles for nothing.

 

[Beezy]

LOCK MY DAMN DOOR

this :lol

 

[Sohter.Nura]

Enter people's houses without any invitation, investigate every nook, crane, talk to everybody in the house and then leave after taking Apple (6)

 

[Amir0x]

probably kill myself after a day since all the towns folk say the same shit over and over

 

[SpaceDrake]

What I would do should, I suspect, be relatively obvious. :V

 

[Rpgmonkey]

Kill everyone, sparing a 5 year-old child so that he can grow into a wise and responsible 13 year-old capable of engaging me in battle.

 

[Super_Chicken]

Anyone mention slaughter and ravage the town?

 

[anonymousAversa]

Post on Gaf about what I would do in a traditional real life town

Buy swords and potions AND LEAVE TO GO DO SOMETHING INTERESTING.

Go out with all the foxy ladies.

I swear these herbs are medicinal! I was just low on HP, I swear!

:lol :lol :lol

 

[SlaughterX]

Two words... home invasion. Nothing like "find" treasure in the homes of others.

 

[Kurtofan]

I would be the guy hiding in his house, whining about the ongoing catastrophe.

 

[ScOULaris]

It's interesting how some people would just assume the role of an existing NPC or hero within the town while others would choose to capitalize on their knowledge of that universe's limitations in order to make money or score chicks.

I can't decide which would be cooler. :lol

 

[Femmeworth]

Get the hell out of there. There's a good chance something bad's gonna happen.

If you want to be safe, just become a guard at the local castl- oh wait, never mind.

 

[turnbuckle]

probably kill myself after a day since all the towns folk say the same shit over and over

:lol

 

[The Technomancer]

Be a Pokemon Professor

 

[Demigod Mac]

Boast to everyone how at one fleeting moment, our world's hero was my slave bitch. I held his first weapon hostage until he herded my sheep into their pen. Gotta make sure that bit is included in his legend 500 years from now.

 

[GillianSeed79]

Find the guy wandering around town with amnesia and trick him into thinking he's a hero that needs to go on some long quest.

 

[Steroyd]

Ask the shop keeper why the fuck are you selling a rusty sword when there a giant mythril battle axe and armour behind you.

Then proceed to steal from the shop at night where there is nobody out, and install some mythril locks.

 

[Pinko Marx]

Stand guard in front in a chest in a suspiciously dark corner of town. The first time you talk to me my dialogue will be
"Scram, kids."
Talk to me again
"I said go away!"
Talk to me again
"Here, go buy a lolipop"
Recieve 50g! Talk again
"You're still here?"
Talk again.
"Alright, now you're pissing me off!"
BATTLE!

Inside the chest is some ring that gives you +2 speed or someshit.

 

[Meesh]

I'd be the mysterious glitched npc *ooooooh-aaaaaaah* thrust into a satanic conniption fit I could be found hanging out at the end of long lineups, standing in corners or trapped behind signs(bad omen)...

Mysterious Glitch, the NPC

 

[2San]

Ask the shop keeper why the fuck are you selling a rusty sword when there a giant mythril battle axe and armour behind you.

Then proceed to steal from the shop at night where there is nobody out, and install some mythril locks.

Shop keeper never sleeps though...NEVER!

 

[0 HP]

open a strip club in the inn

 

[Brinbe]

I'd block off the important passageway until travelers gather me up a staggering amount of useless crap.

 

[Seanspeed]

I definitely wouldn't leave open pots lying around my house....

 

[Government-man]

I'd stand in a windmill and jerk off play strange instruments all day.

 

[shahkur]

I wouldn't even be in a town, since I'll likely be in a HD jRPG.

 

[Suairyu]

I'd run the suspiciously 'free' inn, and then when adventurers are sleeping, I'd steal their gold pieces.

Playing the GBA version, I four times went into that inn. Twice with no money because I knew what was supposed to happen, and twice with all my money. Not once was a single gold piece taken. I suspect the GBA version was just broken that way.

 

[Wazzim]

I'd run the suspiciously 'free' inn, and then when adventurers are sleeping, I'd steal their gold pieces.

Ahhh...FFVI! I really believed it was free at first :lol

I'd walk through town and look for a person that actually waits for you to bring up the subject instead of starting to rant about the lack of autosave.

 

[bernardobri]

Anywhere except the one where Zidane puts his feet on.

 

[P90]

Shop at Junes. i'd avoid the tv aisle, though.

 

[Haunted]

This is one step away from "hey if you were Sonic and you were gay, would you fuck Knuckles or Tails?"

I usually agree, but it's a pretty good setup for some one-liners.

 

[aktham]

I'd run Golden Sauces in FFVII or be a blitz ball player in FFX

 

[mattiewheels]

Talk to everyone until they started repeating themselves.

 

[RomanticHeroX]

Stand in one place making Clinton jokes.

 

[tiff]

be a cute anime girl

 

[DodgyGeezerFella]

Play CoD in my boxers til 3 in the morning.

 

[Suairyu]

Ahhh...FFVI! I really believed it was free at first :lol

OH SHIT WHAT I was talking about Breath of Fire... you mean to tell me some cocksucker innkeeper has been stealing my money in FFVI? Goddamnit!

 

[JessicaPadkin]

I'd politely ask the hero if they'd do a quest for me, but if they refuse I'll just repeat the question over and over again until they say yes.

 

[ataboada]

I'd be sleeping in my bed with bubbles coming out of my mouth to show that I'm sleeping.

Either that, or you have rabies / ODd on heroin and are about to die.

 

[Freshmaker]

This is one step away from "hey if you were Sonic and you were gay, would you fuck Knuckles or Tails?"

Those tails are split for a reason bro bro.