Don't worry. First off, I'm a Christian, and I believe the Bible.
I bet you're starting to feel at ease.
But seriously: quote, unquote,
"homosexual marriage?"
Ha! Is that even a thing?
Despite your definitively fake and invalid feelings of "sexual attraction" and "empathy," I still "love" you.
And I'm not a homophobe. I mean, gay friend and all. (Note: we ARE still friends).
If I were really judging you or felt the least bit intimidated by my society starting to treat you like a human being, do you think I would have spent thirty minutes putting this graphic together? Even with my knowledge of the "vibrancy" setting in Photoshop, the background was really hard to get just the shade of dark violet I wanted.
Also, I had to convert it into a "J-peg" using like, twenty different programs before Facebook let me upload it. It may not look as clear as it did when I made it, but I think it's still good enough for you guys. Guys = gay people. Just the men, though. I don't believe "gay women" or whatever they called, are a big issue. And you think I'm not tolerant!
I am not for one second condemning you to the very, very real and inescapable literal place called Hell, where God will abandon you for eternity with no third chances.
Now that I've got THAT out of the way, time for the most important, often overlooked actuality in this day and age: evangelical Christian persecution.
You see, when you kiss other guys, it's far worse for me than it was for say, Harvey Milk or Matthew Shepard. I doubt they ever felt as uncomfortable as I did when I accidentally saw a trailer for Brokeback Mountain when I was eleven.
So I guess all I'm saying is, we have a right to disagree with your very existence, change the subject when you want to bring up matters relating to your sinful lifestyle in casual conversation, and actively endeavor to alter and influence the federal laws governing 310 million people until things can just go back to the good old days. You know, 3000 BC to 2003.
I hope you'll come to see things my way, and Christians will finally be seen as equal to gay people. Until then, you're welcome to come to church with me anytime. Maybe bring Heather along? I know you guys talk sometimes. I think she wants to hang out with you. What the heck, give her a call. Maybe you guys can go see that new movie, Audacity. I hear it's pretty righteous!