I'll give you the other two but a lot of the posters here are quite varied, they just use the colour yellow. Is that really a cliche? You could probably do the same thing with other primary colours. You could throw some of them in the cliche piles demonstrated elsewhere in the link.
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Is this the worst movie poster ever or what
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I'll give you the other two but a lot of the posters here are quite varied, they just use the colour yellow. Is that really a cliche? You could probably do the same thing with other primary colours. You could throw some of them in the cliche piles demonstrated elsewhere in the link.
Freeza Under The Shower
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Courtesy of imdb, this is apparently a real poster for the upcoming Baywatch remake / movie:
Yeah, uhm, sure.
Yeah, uhm, sure.
Courtesy of imdb, this is apparently a real poster for the upcoming Baywatch remake / movie:
Yeah, uhm, sure.
It's funny because it's a penis.
I'm gonna guess he's an ex elite special forces agent who has to come out of hiding for one last job.
Just a hunch.
Bruce Springsteen
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Sorry it wasn't a Shakespearean drama
Rhomega Beta
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You're welcome.
They look like well-made stuffed toys.
This makes me sad for sigourney weaver
Crimson_Echidna
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Probably the worst "floating head" poster I've ever seen.
CadetMahoney
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top kek
Yes.
water_wendi
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This is the one.
Underneath his left thumb?
Wikipedia said:
Not a bad flick. Very similar to The Longest Yard, but without the Yuck-Yucks.
And for that extra push, its directed by John Houston.
What left thumb?
old manatee
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Somehow you missed the completely cut off thumb.
Why doesn't Church have a first name?This poster always pissed me off
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only one of them is stuffed.
Probably the worst "floating head" poster I've ever seen.
Why does the prof look like he had some bad enchiladas?
avengers23
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They're stuffed, all right.
Courtesy of imdb, this is apparently a real poster for the upcoming Baywatch remake / movie:
Yeah, uhm, sure.
AngmarsKing701
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You're welcome.
omg you look at it from top to bottom, read that tagline and your eyes go right back to their expressions and roflmao
I really liked it. Much better then typical Nic Cage straight to video schlock.
that's a great poster for the type of movie it is and what it's parodying. why do you consider it badCourtesy of imdb, this is apparently a real poster for the upcoming Baywatch remake / movie:
Yeah, uhm, sure.
Admiral Woofington
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He's not.
Bruce Springsteen
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He's an actor, he plays a role
Please tell me you're the screenwriter for this movie.
Yellow has become the go-to for "quirky indie film".
Bruce Springsteen
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What kind of question is this?
I love this A) for the effort and B) because it completely ignores the weird half thumb appendage on top.
It's not a question. Tell me.
Bruce Springsteen
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I need to first understand the reasoning behind such a question
Meme Master Flux
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every mother fucker birthday
Because you seem pretty adamant that Steven Seagal's straight to DVD trash not be ridiculed in this thread.
I mean, if you're about to say something like "I just don't think the poster looks that ridiculous.", let met cut you off.
It does because
1) It's Stephen Seagal in another abysmal S2V release. He's very old and it's very sad.
2) It/he looks ridiculous.
The better question concerns why you're defending it.
Bruce Springsteen
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I've seen almost all Steven Seagal films, including all his recent straight to DVD releases. They are for the most part, quite fantastic in what they seek to achieve, which is a no nonsense martial arts and CQC action from Seagal. I highly recommend watching Code of Honor, it's actually quite a deep film when considering the implications of the plot and characters.
The poster itself isn't bad, it's actually good. Effective marketing for its audience
adamsappel
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It's a terrible poster. Where are all those empty shells coming from? Seagal? Why is he shooting at the ground? Why is there a car exploding to the left? That title font is awful and the A looks like they forgot it and had to squeeze it in. I doubt it's a still from the movie, so why did they use a photo that makes his pants and hand look so weird? From the waist up, he does look "bad ass," though I suspect that keffiyeh hides a double-chin and his hair is black as shoe polish. I won't even fault him the katana.
Another entry in Cage's terrible poster pantheon. Where's his gun? And why is his hand seemingly reaching through his shoulder AND flat under his jacket? Also that hair.
And while not a poster, this Terminator Genisys promotional picture for Entertainment Weekly never stops making me laugh.
(There are others, all funny, especially the Matt Smith one)
Bruce Springsteen
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You're asking all the wrong questions
20cent
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They are pretty bad, but I wish that all the photoshop experts from gaming forums, Tumblr and Deviantart were at this level though.
TAJ
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
yoooooooooooo
nekkid
It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
It's neither smart or original, but it's well executed, and doesn't offend me.
It's the combination of Billy Crudup, Katherine Waterson & Michael Fassbender's facial expressions that did it for me - just hilarious!
Herr Schwarz
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Some of these posts are representative of a meta genre of movie posters. Like those comedy ones are all pretty similar in style. Like that shitty Tripple H poster, I've seen similiar posters in terms of composition.
Same with a lot of those big white chrome font thriller posters. Even Hollywoods movie posters are out of ideas. Sad.
Same with a lot of those big white chrome font thriller posters. Even Hollywoods movie posters are out of ideas. Sad.
"Make the poster look like a comic book cover"
"(Oh god, what the hell is a comic book) ... ok boss"
old manatee
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You're welcome.
There is no possible way that tagline is real.
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