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Is this the worst movie poster ever or what
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8-Bit Sunset
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That's incredible!
SuperEpicMan
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Producer - "The part is yours Matt if you want it."
Matt Damon - "I would love to, there is just one thing though... I need a poster with words on my face"
Androidsleeps
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^ That's because Matt Damon is desperate to be a "serious" movie actor, but he never will.
Only thing he's good for is tired Jimmy Kimmel skits
Only thing he's good for is tired Jimmy Kimmel skits
TeamLeftMatch
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Uncanny
Also
Was this really a thing. Funny considering
he barely shows up in the movie
Screaming Meat
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FTFY
-shadow-
Member
What the hell is going on with his thumb!?Stare into Frodo's eyes
Edit: someone already mentioned it I see. But still...
8-Bit Sunset
Banned
Seems just like:
Is that supposed to be the joke?
Hollywood is so unoriginal now that I can't tell anymore.
Vigilant Walrus
Member
What kills me is that these cost a fortune. People who made these got mad cash.
This one takes the prize.
You're welcome.
Maklershed
Member
I thought that was Chris Hardwick at first.
Considering this came out less than 3 months after his break out role it was probably a quick addition in PS. Also, if Thomas Haden Church's name wasn't so got damn big they could've fit him in there.
Cymbal Head
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I think you meant to post this in the "best movie poster" thread.
is this a real movie?
MilkLizard
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No. They are amazing.
Vlaphor
Member
Granted, but the original looks like a normal person's ass, not a supermodel ass.
At the very least, the woman in the remake poster is holding the knife by the handle this time. The one in the original is making things a lot harder on herself than they need to be!
Fantastapotamus
Wrong about commas, wrong about everything
I need to know what this "movie" is about now
Not likely. The silhouettes are of Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan as the characters, the inset faces are of James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender, who are playing the younger versions of the characters in the 1960s scenes. The concept was to connect the characters to the new actors by associating them with the old actors that the audience was familiar with. It's just executed as poorly as humanly possible.
Seems just like:
Is that supposed to be the joke?
Hollywood is so unoriginal now that I can't tell anymore.
Hollywood had nothing whatsoever to do with that Kirk Cameron garbage. But yes, the poster is meant to evoke a classic/cliche action blockbuster.
Jawmuncher
Member
Which is hilarious when the movie is pure boring tripe.
Well it's a "message" movie by crazy people, so it's probably just meant tongue-in-cheek. Similar to this poster for a movie that is just Kevin Smith talking on a stage:
andythinkpad
Member
Stare into Frodo's eyes
There is nothing wrong w this poster.
Where is Elijah's thumb?
Haha there's a other Damon one.
Count Dookkake
Member
The most offensive thing about that poster is that she only kills 4 guys in the movie.
I hate myself for chuckling at this.
Sho_Nuff82
Member
How many "I'm too old for this shit" movies have Morgan Freeman and Robert Deniro Breen in?
Actors going out like Ric Flair.
Actors going out like Ric Flair.
blame space
Banned
Producer - "The part is yours Matt if you want it."
Matt Damon - "I would love to, there is just one thing though... I need a poster with words on my face"
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Nicholson and Hackman might have done the wiser thing by just retiring. Then again, half of those roles Freeman and Deniro do seem like they're just going on vacation, could be nice.
RustyNails
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DeNiro and Pacino are coming back for Scorcese's The Irishman. Cast also includes Joe Pesci and Harvey Keitel. All hope is not lost...yet. They should retire after that. If DeNiro makes Dirty Grandpa 2 after that then I'll scream.
-shadow-
Member
🤔
Your belt has been adjusted.
SlaughterX
Banned
Stare into Frodo's eyes
He looks like the dude from GoT that got his franks and beans cut off.. not the bald one.
Anyway I bet this movie is awesome, if its anything like the Bad Lieutenant remake. Who am I kidding, it probably sucks, but I like Nick. He so cray.
Freeza Under The Shower
Member
I thought it was great. Basically a solid seven if you're not an ass who expects low-budget movies to be perfect. That Bad Lieutenant movie (I haven't seen it) was mentioned in a review of it being 'almost that' but that's not the point of this movie. It basically combines good and bad Cage into something that works ( "I have an idea, but it's kind of... wacky." ), though that's mostly -I think- by being countered by Elijah Wood. However, Cage is good here too.
They really should have pushed for having it on Netflix versus VOD though, it's kind of wasted on people who've never seen a Coen brothers movie. And that poster really is atrocious. A better, simpler poster would have been a shelved evidence box with the title and the lead's names on it.
I really hope the directors (coincidentally also brothers) get to do more movies though.
BennyBlanco
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This is a ridiculous poster, lol.
You're welcome.
Bruce Springsteen
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What's wrong with this? This is bad ass
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