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ili0926 said:
...how can that be considered beautiful?!
Having studied Keats now in university I can appreciate this joke so much more :lol :lol :lol
Holy shit, never noticed it says John Keats (Civilian) :lol
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Holy shit, never noticed it says John Keats (Civilian) :lol
Patrick Bateman
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Dr. Hibbert back in the 90s:
:lol :lol
That whole freaking Lisa's Sax-episode is so filled with glorious Simpson-moments.
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That whole freaking Lisa's Sax-episode is so filled with glorious Simpson-moments.
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canoli2006
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Chief Wiggum: Bye, Lisa! If anything goes wrong, just dial 911! Uh, unless it's an emergency!
Lisa: G'bye, Chief! Enjoy Bob Saget!
Chief Wiggum: Heh, it's Bob Seger! (He looks at the tickets and frowns) Aw, crap!
Patrick Bateman said:Dr. Hibbert back in the 90s:
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That whole freaking Lisa's Sax-episode is so filled with glorious Simpson-moments.
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Isn't this in the same episode where after Homer tells a story about Bart as a (younger) kid and it ends with..
Homer : "And that's how Bart was .... *forget the rest*"
Lisa : "Yeah...except you were going to tell me how i've got my saxophone!"
*Homer has that classic blank stare*
Homer : "DOH!"
I just like how Lisa says that line. :lol
:lol I can't even remember what episode that's from, but as soon as I started reading it, the lines came flooding back to me. :lolbrianjones said:
Burns: Now before we begin, let me make one thing clear for you. I want your legal advice. I even pay for it. But to me you're all vipers! You live on personal injuries, you live on divorces, you live on pain and misery! I-- Oh, but I'm rambling. Would anyone like some coffee?
Lawyer: Yes, I would like some coffee.
Burns: Want it black, don't you? Black like your heart? It's so hard for me to listen to you, I hate you all so much!
Kids, let me tell you about another so-called 'wicked' guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was... I forget. But the point is... I forget that, too.
Marge, you know what I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car?
One of my all time favourite scenes from TV.. especially Barts face as Homer forgets his name.
Marge, you know what I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car?
One of my all time favourite scenes from TV.. especially Barts face as Homer forgets his name.
industrian
will gently cradle you as time slowly ticks away.
It's just like David and Goliath, only this time, David won!
Tathanen
Get Inside Her!
The last couple episodes I saw on TV from the Glory Years really made me realize how much Lisa has changed as a character. Now she's just an insufferable yuppie knowitall that serves only to parody various real-world crap. In these episodes though she was actually a CHILD. Sure she was awfully well-spoken and smart but she'd argue with Bart, she'd annoy her parents, she'd be all hyperactive and just... genuinely youthful. Asking Marge all the questions about her Chanel dress is a perfect example.
Patrick Bateman
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Thank you, Hey-hey! I can't read that, not that either.
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Souldriver
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I love it when Krusty's public appearances go wrong or he just doesn't care.Patrick Bateman said:
Thank you, Hey-hey! I can't read that, not that either.
:lol
"Oh say can you see, lalaladada...light. What so proudly we yah...lalaya...[crowd boos] Ooh, I knew I shouldn't have turned down those cue cards."
"You were in The Blue Lagoon, and I'm a blue haired goon... what the? That's terrible! My hair's not even blue, it's green!"
"This is my favorite part of the pageant because---[squints] Whazzat say? ... Oh---it gives me a change to visit with a girl's personality. Uh, personally."
:lol
brianjones
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"Alcohol increases your ability to drive.''
"False!?"
"False!?"
Whimsical Phil said:
Another great one along these lines.
From the episode where GWB moves in next door to the Simpsons.
Homer: Ooh! Hiding behind your goons, eh, Bush? Well _you_ are a
_wimp_!
George: [with trembling lips] Wimp, am I? Agent Johnson, Agent Heintz,
you men stand down.
[the gate opens and Homer walks in]
All right, Mister: you want trouble? You're going to get
trouble.
Homer: Oh, I want trouble, all right.
George: Then you're going to get trouble.
Homer: No, _you're_ going to get trouble.
George: Oh, that's good, that's good, 'cause I _want_ trouble.
Homer: Then we're agreed there'll be trouble.
George: Oh, yeah, lots of trouble.
Homer: Trouble it is.
George: For you. [walks inside, slams door]
Homer: For -- d'oh!
user8503492
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One of my all time favorite episodes. When Mr. Burns is becoming a germaphobe and acts like Howard Huges
Burns: Smithers, Ive designed a new plane. I call it the "Spruce Moose", and it will carry two hundred passengers from New Yorks Idyllwild Airport to the Belgian Congo in seventeen minutes!
Smithers: Thats quite a nice model, sir.
Burns: Model?
...
Burns: Get in.
Burns: Smithers, Ive designed a new plane. I call it the "Spruce Moose", and it will carry two hundred passengers from New Yorks Idyllwild Airport to the Belgian Congo in seventeen minutes!
Smithers: Thats quite a nice model, sir.
Burns: Model?
...
Burns: Get in.
brianjones
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Bart: Kwyjibo: K-W-Y-J-I-B-O. Twenty-two points. Plus, triple-word score, plus fifty points for using all my letters... Game's over, I'm outta here.
Homer: Wait a minute, you little cheater. You're not going anywhere 'til you tell me what a Kwyjibo is.
Bart: Kwyjibo. Uh, a big dumb, balding North American ape. With no chin.
Marge: And a short temper.
Homer: I'll show you a big dumb balding ape!
Bart: Uh oh, Kwyjibo on the loose!
Classic D:
Homer: Wait a minute, you little cheater. You're not going anywhere 'til you tell me what a Kwyjibo is.
Bart: Kwyjibo. Uh, a big dumb, balding North American ape. With no chin.
Marge: And a short temper.
Homer: I'll show you a big dumb balding ape!
Bart: Uh oh, Kwyjibo on the loose!
Classic D:
SolsticeZero
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Taken from season 5 episode 19 "Sweet Seymour Skinners Baadasssss Song". I never knew the baby with one eyebrow had a mom with such huge bazongas
PetriP-TNT
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Yesterday I saw (again) pretty much the worst episode of Simpsons ever.
It had Roofi and single people going against families with babies, season 14 or something.
It had Roofi and single people going against families with babies, season 14 or something.
Souldriver
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I can't recall what you're describing. I should consider myself lucky right? Is it really worse than That 90s Show?PetriP-TNT said:
PetriP-TNT
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http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Marge_vs._Singles,_Seniors,_Childless_Couples_and_Teens,_and_GaysSouldriver said:
And it's way worse.
I've been despising my local FOX affiliate for the past few months because they have been playing episodes exclusively from 2004 - 2010. I WANT GOOD EPISODES! I mean, they replay 3 different episodes a day, and they've all been crap lately.
Earlier this year, they were playing episodes from 1992-1999 and my DVR was filling up like crazy. Nowadays, I'm going through withdrawals.
Earlier this year, they were playing episodes from 1992-1999 and my DVR was filling up like crazy. Nowadays, I'm going through withdrawals.
Souldriver
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Why would Marge start an anti-gay anti-... group? Seems kinda out of character. I do vaguely remember seeing the episode though, but perhaps only the first part. I remember the horrible children songs from that entertainer that Maggie likes.PetriP-TNT said:
But I probably switched channels after the first half. But I doubt it's worse than That 90s Show. Your episode just seems to have a shitty story, That 90s Show fucks up just about every Simpson character, reconning the whole family's history. Uuuurhgh! There are many shitty episodes with shitty stories, but you can just ignore them. There however, are also a few episodes which try to retroactively ruin the classic episodes. I want to nuke those from the planet.
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Souldriver said:
I am 100% sure that in few years 90's Show will be classified as non-canon by everyone, including the makers so it doesn't bother me that much
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No episode will ever be worse than Lisa the Drama Queen.
This scene was just making me hysterical.
Patrick Bateman
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:lol
Souldriver
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Why is it that every one of us has a few of those Simpsons quotes that we use in real life without fully realizing it or without being able to get rid of it. The quote that's ingrained in my brain is quite embarrassing out of context, and I get weird looks whenever I use it.BigAT said:
Every time someone asks me something I don't know the answer to, I say...
"Don't ask me, I'm just a Girl! *giggles*
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My eyes! The Goggles do nothing!Otrebor Nightmarecoat said:
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Souldriver said:
You too, huh?
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my wife and I do the 'Itchy lot' thing almost every time we go somewhere new together.
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:lol
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BitchTits said:
Cosby: Hey, kids! Meet Grampa Murphy!
Rudy: We have three grampas already!
Cosby: This ones a great jazz musician.
Rudy: Oh, they all are.
Y'see.. kids today listen to the rap music, that gives them the brain damage, with the hippin and the hoppin and the bippin and the boppin... they don't know what the jazz.. is all about! Y'see Jazz is like Jello Pudding, no wait it's like Kodak Film, no wait, it's like the new Coke, it'll be around forever.
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