you are amazing!!!
Homer: *lounging on the couch in his undies, drinking beer* Ahhh. I love these lazy Saturdays.
Marge: Homer...today's Wednesday.
Homer: Ahh! Work!
*quickly runs off*
Homer: Ah. I love these REAL Saturdays. They're so relaxing.
Homer: Not like that fake Saturday that almost got me fired!
Gets me every time.
EDIT: YOU RUINED IT
this one too!
Marge: Your boss called. He said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.
Homer: Woohoo! Four day weekend!
Seriously. Me too. It's like an impulse. I can't NOT say it. Even when I'm alone.I have a difficult time parking my car without saying, "Now remember, we're in the Itchy lot."
I have a difficult time parking my car without saying, "Now remember, we're in the Itchy lot."
I like elements about Krusty. I like his blatant commercialism. I like certain Krusty-themed episodes (like Kamp Krusty, Homie the Clown or Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie). I like a lot of the "classic Krusty" bits they've thrown together.Am I the only one who hates Krusty? I can tolerate Lisa's smart-assness, Marge's blandness, and even Tony's predictability, but even in the classics I never like Krusty.
Am I the only one who hates Krusty? I can tolerate Lisa's smart-assness, Marge's blandness, and even Tony's predictability, but even in the classics I never like Krusty.
It's like, a prominent saying in our immediate family. I think I'll pass it on to my kids too.
Actually there's a sad amount of sayings in our family that come from The Simpsons, hehe.
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
I don't recall if the Simpsons originated the actual word, but I've used "YOINK" on several occasions.
Just a few off the top of my head...
My brother loves saying "Well... my work here is done" when he hasn't done anything...
If we get asked a question about something we don't want to tell, we say "It was a pornography store, I was buying pornography..."
It's usually my dad who says we're in the "Itchy lot", and he also likes saying "Implied? Or implode?" to annoy me
My partner and I can spend a whole hour (maybe longer) speaking to each other entirely in Simpsons quotes...
As I type these I realise I must use at least 10 Simpsons quotes a day without actually realising it, maybe I should start keeping a diary? Haha.
"Yes, of course you are.""I'm Idaho!"
"Yes, of course you are."
The way Skinner says this gets me every time.
My partner and I can spend a whole hour (maybe longer) speaking to each other entirely in Simpsons quotes...
Ew. Kleenex on top of the monitor?!
This scene alone makes the last 15 or so seasons worth it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKr6pYGM0nw
Am I the only one who hates Krusty? I can tolerate Lisa's smart-assness, Marge's blandness, and even Tony's predictability, but even in the classics I never like Krusty.
He's especially unfunny when Dan Castellaneta writes his own dialogue.
Best character:
Skinner or Burns?
I'll say Burns.
Best character:
Skinner or Burns?
I'll say Burns.
Why, that's just for his frequent nosebleeds.Ew. Kleenex on top of the monitor?!
Best character:
Skinner or Burns?
I'll say Burns.