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ITT: We post screens that showcase the visual charisma lost by modern Simpsons

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lunchtoast

lunchtoast

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Ned: Now Marge don't you worry, we've all had our brushes with the law.
(remembers)
Cop: Are you Ed Flanders?
Ned: No, Ned Flanders.
Cop: My mistake.

Lionel Hutz: Now, Apu, Mrs. Simpson claims that she *forgot* that bottle of... delicious... bourbon. Brownest of the brown liquors... so tempting.
[holds the bottle to his ear]
Lionel Hutz: [whispering] What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial!
[puts it down]
Lionel Hutz: Excuse me.
[he runs out of the courtroom, finds a payphone and quickly dials]
Lionel Hutz: Hello, David? I'm really tempted!
David Crosby: Just take it one day at a time, and know that I love you.
Lionel Hutz: I love you too, man.

Lionel Hutz: [Hutz is tempted by the bottle of Bourbon during Marge's trial and excuses himself, running to a payphone] Hello, David? I'm really tempted!
David Crosby: Just take it one day at a time and know that I love you.
Lionel Hutz: I love you too, man.

I'M NOT WEARING A TIE AT ALL
 
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Trent Strong

Banned
Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?
 
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AniHawk

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Trent Strong said:
Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?
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Aw, you can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forty percent of all people know that.
 
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RC

Banned
Brockman: Homer, organized labour has been called a lumbering dinosaur

Homer: Ahhhh!

Brockman: Uh, my director's telling me not to talk to you anymore.

Homer: Woo Ho!
 
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Peagles

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lunchtoast said:
Ned: Now Marge don't you worry, we've all had our brushes with the law.
(remembers)
Cop: Are you Ed Flanders?
Ned: No, Ned Flanders.
Cop: My mistake.

Lionel Hutz: Now, Apu, Mrs. Simpson claims that she *forgot* that bottle of... delicious... bourbon. Brownest of the brown liquors... so tempting.
[holds the bottle to his ear]
Lionel Hutz: [whispering] What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial!
[puts it down]
Lionel Hutz: Excuse me.
[he runs out of the courtroom, finds a payphone and quickly dials]
Lionel Hutz: Hello, David? I'm really tempted!
David Crosby: Just take it one day at a time, and know that I love you.
Lionel Hutz: I love you too, man.

Lionel Hutz: [Hutz is tempted by the bottle of Bourbon during Marge's trial and excuses himself, running to a payphone] Hello, David? I'm really tempted!
David Crosby: Just take it one day at a time and know that I love you.
Lionel Hutz: I love you too, man.

I'M NOT WEARING A TIE AT ALL
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Lol, all these Lionel Hutz ones remind me of this (which I still have a chuckle over every time):

"That was a right-pretty speech, sir. But I ask you, what is a contract? Webster's defines it as "an agreement under the law which is unbreakable." Which is unbreakable! Excuse me, I must use the restroom."
 
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Shaneus

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Desibabu said:
Nope. There hasn't been an episode since that warranted it.
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To be honest, even that didn't warrant it. Could've easily been cut down to 22 minutes IMO.


Peagles said:
Lol, all these Lionel Hutz ones remind me of this (which I still have a chuckle over every time):

"That was a right-pretty speech, sir. But I ask you, what is a contract? Webster's defines it as "an agreement under the law which is unbreakable." Which is unbreakable! Excuse me, I must use the restroom."
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Look! He's taking another PUFF!"
 
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AniHawk

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Desibabu said:
Brockman: Homer, organized labour has been called a lumbering dinosaur

Homer: Ahhhh!

Brockman: Uh, my director's telling me not to talk to you anymore.

Homer: Woo Ho!
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this scene always bugged me. it looked like it was edited from homer saying something else. the 'ahhhh!' looked like 'yes', like it was part of a bigger conversation.
 
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AAequal

Banned
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Barney: “Hey, aren’t you that guy everybody hates?”
Burns: “Oh my, no. I’m Monty Burns.”
 
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PetriP-TNT

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Wow, just saw a GOOD newish Simpsons episode. About Lisa finding some hidden fake classroom and Homer stealing a blimp. Maybe it was a reference to some movie or something but I don't know what and it seemed sort of original (except Homer flying the blimp, that's been done).
 
lunchtoast

lunchtoast

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PetriP-TNT said:
Wow, just saw a GOOD newish Simpsons episode. About Lisa finding some hidden fake classroom and Homer stealing a blimp. Maybe it was a reference to some movie or something but I don't know what and it seemed sort of original (except Homer flying the blimp, that's been done).
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eeeh, maybe if the marge side story wasn't so stupid.

Anyone pause when you're watching and then go frame by frame to enjoy the funny faces?
 
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MLH

Member
123rl said:
I'm up to Cape Feare on my run through the series. This is such a quotable episode. I'd have to say this is in my top 10 favourite overall episodes

There's the "Hello, Mr. Thompson!" scene
"Die, Bart, Die"
Bob standing on all the garden rakes
The Gilbert and Sullivan scenes
"Bake him away, toys"

And my favourite

Bob - "stuck in this dank, urine-soaked, hell-hole"
Lawyer - "we object to that statement when you could have said 'pee-pee - soaked heck-hole'
Bob - "cheerfully withdrawn"
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How could you forget one of the funniest scenes:
Bart do you want some brownies before you go to bed?
 
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krae_man

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Hello, what’s this? Wire hangers. Expired medicine. Old newspapers!
[Hyperventilates.]
Okay Homer, stay calm. Just quietly get this stuff inside your house.
[drops 1/2 of it]
Homer you're not listening

Lisa just because you're 10 feet tall doesn't mean you can tell me what to do
I'm Bart

Come on Marge, maybe I'm not getting enough...estrogen.
 
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BenjaminBirdie

Banned
I think...

I...

This is the best one ever, right?

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No... he looks like something might be disturbing him.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.
Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
Marge: That's not what I meant.
Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.
 
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Salmonax

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krae_man said:
Lisa just because you're 10 feet tall doesn't mean you can tell me what to do
I'm Bart
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I love when Homer does everything possible to avoid talking to Bart and Lisa when they're going to ask him for a pool.

(description from the episode capsule)

[Homer watches TV]
Lisa: [walking in with Bart, blocks Homer's view of TV] Dad?
[Homer flops sideways, continues watching TV]
Lisa: Dad! [turns off TV]
[Homer turns it back on with remote control]
Lisa: Dad! [Bart unplugs TV]

Homer: [cheery] Yes, Lisa?
 
lunchtoast

lunchtoast

Member
[the doorbell rings]
Marge: Oh, I invited my sisters over.
Jay: Ooh, sisters. Allow me.
[walks off to answer door; screams]
Jay: [on the couch] So then _I_ said to Woody Allen, "Well, Camus can
do, but Sartre is smartre!"
[Patty laughs]
Selma: So original.
Marge: How droll!
Homer: Yeah, well, "Scooby Doo can doo-doo, but Jimmy Carter is
smarter."
[a bale of detritus blows across the living room]

tumblr_l8huyjfv0K1qdoghio1_500.png
 
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disappeared

Banned
BenjaminBirdie said:
I think...

I...

This is the best one ever, right?

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No... he looks like something might be disturbing him.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.
Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
Marge: That's not what I meant.
Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.
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Oh man. That one gets me every time.
 
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krae_man

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The Anti-Monitor said:
And one more thing...
homer-goes-to-college3.png

You must find the Jade Monkey... before the next full moon.
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Smithers: Actually sir we found the Jade Monkey it was in your glove compartment
Burns: And the road maps and ice scraper?
Smithers: They were in there too sir
Burns: Excellent, everything is falling into place
 
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