lunchtoast
Member
Ned: Now Marge don't you worry, we've all had our brushes with the law.
(remembers)
Cop: Are you Ed Flanders?
Ned: No, Ned Flanders.
Cop: My mistake.
Lionel Hutz: Now, Apu, Mrs. Simpson claims that she *forgot* that bottle of... delicious... bourbon. Brownest of the brown liquors... so tempting.
[holds the bottle to his ear]
Lionel Hutz: [whispering] What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial!
[puts it down]
Lionel Hutz: Excuse me.
[he runs out of the courtroom, finds a payphone and quickly dials]
Lionel Hutz: Hello, David? I'm really tempted!
David Crosby: Just take it one day at a time, and know that I love you.
Lionel Hutz: I love you too, man.
Lionel Hutz: [Hutz is tempted by the bottle of Bourbon during Marge's trial and excuses himself, running to a payphone] Hello, David? I'm really tempted!
David Crosby: Just take it one day at a time and know that I love you.
Lionel Hutz: I love you too, man.
I'M NOT WEARING A TIE AT ALL
(remembers)
Cop: Are you Ed Flanders?
Ned: No, Ned Flanders.
Cop: My mistake.
Lionel Hutz: Now, Apu, Mrs. Simpson claims that she *forgot* that bottle of... delicious... bourbon. Brownest of the brown liquors... so tempting.
[holds the bottle to his ear]
Lionel Hutz: [whispering] What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial!
[puts it down]
Lionel Hutz: Excuse me.
[he runs out of the courtroom, finds a payphone and quickly dials]
Lionel Hutz: Hello, David? I'm really tempted!
David Crosby: Just take it one day at a time, and know that I love you.
Lionel Hutz: I love you too, man.
Lionel Hutz: [Hutz is tempted by the bottle of Bourbon during Marge's trial and excuses himself, running to a payphone] Hello, David? I'm really tempted!
David Crosby: Just take it one day at a time and know that I love you.
Lionel Hutz: I love you too, man.
I'M NOT WEARING A TIE AT ALL