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ive done f*cked up :\

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shuri

Banned
So yesterday afternoon, my girlfriend came over, we played a bit of Halo Reach, then she mentionned she was tired and wanted to take a nap. We go to bed, try to sleep for like 4 minutes, until she asks.. "Do you really wanna sleep?", one thing leads to another, and we're off to an epic bout of 60 minutes (wtf) of non-stop penetration, with a few 30 secs break so she can rest and catch her breath. Phone rang, it was her daughter, it was time to go pick her up. We just stopped, even if I didnt cum (..). We showered and she left. The thing is.. in the heat of the moment, I never stopped to put a condom on.

I'M A DUMBASS! How can I BE THAT GUY?! How many guys did I bash on gaf for doing the very same thing.

Thing is, yeah, I never came, but all those stories on the net and info about pre-cum being enough to get the girl pregnant are kind of freaking me out. I'm 28, she's 30. She said many many times that she didnt want any kids anymore because the first one was so painful and insane, and it even led to tensions in the past because she felt selfish because I told her I wanted tons of kids later on and she didn't want any.

The chances of her getting pregnant are very low, but still. From google searches, it seems that at the earliest, tests will only start being effective in about a week from now. She's always late for that time of the month, but she should start on oct 5th.

.. I cant believe how fucked up the situation is. We are started to freak out a bit. Ugh. A kid together was not in our plans at all. She also discarded the idea of the morning after pill because she gets sick to death from oral contraceptives. We had 'THE' discussion.. She asked me what I wanted to do if the tests were positives.. I told her it would not be a good time to have a kid, and she was like.. "you are right, but are you sure?" i said.. "yeah, 100% sure".. she then wrote back something like.. "It does hurts my heart that you are so sure, but dont worry, i dont want another kid neither"

20 minutes later, she sent me a message about 'needing some time for herself and that she will be calling me later"

:\
 

Smokey

Member
I've let full on blasts go and I'm child free!:lol

I wouldn't worry about it too much!

Stop freakin out the chances of her getting pregnant off of pre-cum are low.

but still possible !
 

Salazar

Member
shuri said:
She also discarded the idea of the morning after pill because she gets sick to death from oral contraceptives.

If you're so freaked out, then take that hit.

:lol

Reading the post.

Girlfriend - ah, ok. Lesbian.

Penetration wut ?
 
shuri said:
.. I cant believe how fucked up the situation is. We are started to freak out a bit. Ugh. A kid together was not in our plans at all. She also discarded the idea of the morning after pill because she gets sick to death from oral contraceptives.


I call BS. If you were really worried, getting sick would be the least of your worries.
 

8bit

Knows the Score
"She also discarded the idea of the morning after pill because she gets sick to death from oral contraceptives."

She's going to love morning sickness as a potential alternative.
 

GDGF

Soothsayer
Smokey said:
I've let full on blasts go and I'm child free!:lol

Stop freakin out the chances of her getting pregnant off of pre-cum are low.


but still possible !


Well, your name is Smokey :)
 

S. L.

Member
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Borgnine

MBA in pussy licensing and rights management
Pummel her stomach with your fists for 60 minutes, it's the only way to be sure.
 
I'd be more worried about STDs, myself. If you are that concerned, go spend $50 and get Plan B from the local pharmacy. It's effective up to 72 hours post sex I think.

Nuke it from orbit. Only way to be sure.
 

Xeke

Banned
shuri said:
So yesterday afternoon, my girlfriend came over, we played a bit of Halo Reach, then she mentionned she was tired and wanted to take a nap. We go to bed, try to sleep for like 4 minutes, until she asks.. "Do you really wanna sleep?", one thing leads to another, and we're off to an epic bout of 60 minutes (wtf) of non-stop penetration, with a few 30 secs break so she can rest and catch her breath. Phone rang, it was her daughter, it was time to go pick her up. We just stopped, even if I didnt cum (..). We showered and she left. The thing is.. in the heat of the moment, I never stopped to put a condom on.

I'M A DUMBASS! How can I BE THAT GUY?! How many guys did I bash on gaf for doing the very same thing.

Thing is, yeah, I never came, but all those stories on the net and info about pre-cum being enough to get the girl pregnant are kind of freaking me out. I'm 28, she's 30. She said many many times that she didnt want any kids anymore because the first one was so painful and insane, and it even led to tensions in the past because she felt selfish because I told her I wanted tons of kids later on and she didn't want any.

The chances of her getting pregnant are very low, but still. From google searches, it seems that at the earliest, tests will only start being effective in about a week from now. She's always late for that time of the month, but she should start on oct 5th.

.. I cant believe how fucked up the situation is. We are started to freak out a bit. Ugh. A kid together was not in our plans at all. She also discarded the idea of the morning after pill because she gets sick to death from oral contraceptives. We had 'THE' discussion.. She asked me what I wanted to do if the tests were positives.. I told her it would not be a good time to have a kid, and she was like.. "you are right, but are you sure?" i said.. "yeah, 100% sure".. she then wrote back something like.. "It does hurts my heart that you are so sure, but dont worry, i dont want another kid neither"

20 minutes later, she sent me a message about 'needing some time for herself and that she will be calling me later"

:\

Lets see, getting sick for a few days > having a kid
 
I read somewhere recently that there was a study published that proved the 'withdrawal' method of birth control is more effective than previously thought. I know that's vague, but I think you'll probably be okay.
 

Burai

shitonmychest57
The chances of conception are pretty low if you fail to ejaculate.

If you have managed to knock her up with the comparatively minute amount of sperm you excreted, then clearly the sperm in question is ridiculously strong and should therefore produce a child capable of lifting a Ford F150 above it's head and casually throwing it over a mountain. Don't even bother trying to get an abortion. It'll fail and the barely formed infant will abort YOU from inside the womb.
 

A Human Becoming

More than a Member
Burai said:
The chances of conception are pretty low if you fail to ejaculate.

If you have managed to knock her up with the comparatively minute amount of sperm you excreted, then clearly the sperm in question is ridiculously strong and should therefore produce a child capable of lifting a Ford F150 above it's head and casually throwing it over a mountain. Don't even bother trying to get an abortion. It'll fail and the barely formed infant will abort YOU from inside the womb.

Reading this made me image the scene in Alien with the alien bursting out of the stomach.
 

Ryn

Member
I'm pretty sure if you've at least pissed before the last time you ejaculated, and you didn't cum in her, she's not going to be pregnant.
 

GDGF

Soothsayer
Burai said:
The chances of conception are pretty low if you fail to ejaculate.

If you have managed to knock her up with the comparatively minute amount of sperm you excreted, then clearly the sperm in question is ridiculously strong and should therefore produce a child capable of lifting a Ford F150 above it's head and casually throwing it over a mountain.

Baby%20Kal-El.jpg
 

exarkun

Member
Dude, pre cum percentages are pretty low.... in terms of pregnancy.

To echo smokey, I might have let go full blast without thinking and realizing she wasn't on it. Kid free still. Must be a houston thing.

Plus, you're that old and worry about this shit? If she doesn't want kids and shes like 30 make her get on the pill or something. So much easier. Or, why doesn't she get the surgery if shes so sure she doesn't want kids.

sorry for all that. Chill out dude, your fine. Bet it felt a-maz-ing to go bareback after so long, didnt it?
 

Cuu

Member
Did you jerk it earlier that day or the night before? If so, the possibility of sperm in the pre-cum is still low.

If you haven't jerked it or had sex recently, and pissed a bunch, it's probably gone by now.

More than likely, you are fine. But you dont want to be that 1%* or whatever.


*1% figure pulled out my ass
 

Kuro Madoushi

Unconfirmed Member
shuri said:
So yesterday afternoon, my girlfriend came over, we played a bit of Halo Reach, then she mentionned she was tired and wanted to take a nap. We go to bed, try to sleep for like 4 minutes, until she asks.. "Do you really wanna sleep?", one thing leads to another, and we're off to an epic bout of 60 minutes (wtf) of non-stop penetration, with a few 30 secs break so she can rest and catch her breath. Phone rang, it was her daughter, it was time to go pick her up. We just stopped, even if I didnt cum (..). We showered and she left. The thing is.. in the heat of the moment, I never stopped to put a condom on.

I'M A DUMBASS! How can I BE THAT GUY?! How many guys did I bash on gaf for doing the very same thing.

Thing is, yeah, I never came, but all those stories on the net and info about pre-cum being enough to get the girl pregnant are kind of freaking me out. I'm 28, she's 30. She said many many times that she didnt want any kids anymore because the first one was so painful and insane, and it even led to tensions in the past because she felt selfish because I told her I wanted tons of kids later on and she didn't want any.

The chances of her getting pregnant are very low, but still. From google searches, it seems that at the earliest, tests will only start being effective in about a week from now. She's always late for that time of the month, but she should start on oct 5th.

.. I cant believe how fucked up the situation is. We are started to freak out a bit. Ugh. A kid together was not in our plans at all. She also discarded the idea of the morning after pill because she gets sick to death from oral contraceptives. We had 'THE' discussion.. She asked me what I wanted to do if the tests were positives.. I told her it would not be a good time to have a kid, and she was like.. "you are right, but are you sure?" i said.. "yeah, 100% sure".. she then wrote back something like.. "It does hurts my heart that you are so sure, but dont worry, i dont want another kid neither"

20 minutes later, she sent me a message about 'needing some time for herself and that she will be calling me later"

:\
I'm about your age now. Have had sex plenty of times without using condoms and I made sure not to shoot the load inside. PLENTY of times. You can get a pregnancy test or ask her to take a pill, but there's no need to worry at all. You're likely fine. For some people, it can be really difficult to get pregnant. And pre-cum doesn't usually result in pregnancy.

edit: I've been married two years...so plenty of times with the same woman...
 

hellclerk

Everything is tsundere to me
Wait... I thought... Weren't you... GAH! MY WHOLE WORLDVIEW IS GONE!

(Also, pre-seminal fluid is unproven to be voluminous or with enough semen concentration to cause birth. You're fine.)
 

Veidt

Blasphemer who refuses to accept bagged milk as his personal savior
this is impossible. i specifically remember hearing about OP posting pics of her boobs and wanting to be a pornstar or something.


or have I imagined this?
 

Salazar

Member
exarkun said:
To echo smokey, I might have let go full blast without thinking and realizing she wasn't on it. Kid free still. Must be a houston thing.

You want to claim low sperm count for Houston ?
 

cnizzle06

Banned
I hardly ever pull out, although the girl I'm with is on the pill. So far so good...

Now let's get to the real matter at hand...

OMG DUDE 60 MINS!?!?! YOU'RE FUCKIN AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
"Oral contraceptives make me sick" is code for "My loins will bear your fruit". Who the hell doesn't take the morning after pill just because they don't want to feel icky for a few hours? The fact that she initiated (and continued to go along with) this bout of unprotected sex only further raises my suspicions.
 
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