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ive done f*cked up :\
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MustacheBandit_
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Pinko Marx said:yes I am, and my name's not shuri
Hydranockz
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My advice for OP: Shoulda used armor lock :/Amir0x said:the pick up lines must be so hot
"i love the way you dual wield those needlers baby"
Pinko Marx
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Seanspeed said:
Or on the flipside: Halp GAF! My balls exploded and my nipples are gushing blood, WATDO?
seems a bit premature... ha hha ....
ha
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seriously though....you are literally freaking out about nothing at the moment, must be a tough way to live life. Now if she has an STD ... thats a whole other ballgame.
Also, why is she not on some contraception - they have all sorts these days
ha
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seriously though....you are literally freaking out about nothing at the moment, must be a tough way to live life. Now if she has an STD ... thats a whole other ballgame.
Also, why is she not on some contraception - they have all sorts these days
Hydranockz
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Are you one of those men that tends to really generate lots of fluids too?shuri said:
shuri said:
what a real manly man talking about the deep intimate secrets of your girlfriends sex life without her knowledge. your testosterone is off the charts
truly you a paragon of maleness.
El Sloth said:
not mad, clearly my post said I was envious. How anyone could be so manly is beyond my comprehension
Dude, pre-cum can't really get a girl preggo. It can, but it's next to impossible. It takes a thousands of healthy sperm for even one to get to the egg and even then there is only about a 1/3 chance of anything happening. I had a ton of unprotected sex with my girlfriend for about 2 years. Nothing happened.
LegendofJoe
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shuri said:
lol, the hell it is. It sounds to me like she surprised herself when she reacted positively about the thought of having a kid with you and your reaction tempered that. She doesn't want to bring it up again because she knows it'll make her look like a hypocrite.
Maklershed
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OP, did you ever think of the possibility that your girlfriend's daughter is actually your daughter after she stumbled in to a time machine and came back to the present?
And are you really worried about her being pregnant or was this thread an excuse to brag about banging for 60 minutes?
And are you really worried about her being pregnant or was this thread an excuse to brag about banging for 60 minutes?
Pinko Marx
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Harry Potter and the Mystery of the Precum.
ITT: Nerds pick on another nerd because he mentions having a sex related problem.
Also, the longest I've had sex was probably not an hour, but I remember it turned into a fucking chore.:lol My abs hurt and I was sweating like a beast. I just kept thinking, "What the fuck is this shit!?"
Wife had fun.
Probably shouldn't jerk off ahead of time...
I know a couple who is not really the type to brag about silly shit that claims they had sex for 3 hours once. That just sounds fucking awful.
I would imagine something like this would include more breaks, meals, oral and kissing than actual penetration.
Also, the longest I've had sex was probably not an hour, but I remember it turned into a fucking chore.:lol My abs hurt and I was sweating like a beast. I just kept thinking, "What the fuck is this shit!?"
Wife had fun.
Probably shouldn't jerk off ahead of time...
I know a couple who is not really the type to brag about silly shit that claims they had sex for 3 hours once. That just sounds fucking awful.
I would imagine something like this would include more breaks, meals, oral and kissing than actual penetration.
GrotesqueBeauty
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Seriously, not even werewolves stay hard that long. You can back me up on this.Amir0x said:
GrotesqueBeauty said:
actually, werewolves have notoriously short mating sessions. A genuine Lycanthrope can rarely last more than a few seconds before unloading his massive truckload of cum into his mates vagina. This is a result of the insane beastly nature surging through his veins, there is no self-control.
Mr. B Natural
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Staccat0 said:
There's a sex related problem? Look, he didn't ejaculate, she isn't pregant. He didn't pay attention in health class cause he was probably too busy banging chicks so he doesn't know about pre-cum not having sperm in it and he flips out. There is no thread here. Nothing to talk about here other than tips in how to pick up women that are extra wet down there. I mean, how does the OP do it? It's amazing!
Two days ago, she joked about how 'she couldnt see me as a father; doing fatherish things'. I cant remember why she brought that up. The hour-long stat was for reference only. it's also a personal record. Achievement unlock and etc.LegendofJoe said:
The 'how come you never stopped to put a condom on' thing is explainable -- heat of the moment, and we thought it was pretty hot. Dumb thing to think now.
I know, and its kind of freaking me out.
Now i'm all worried this will fuck up our relationship. We had lots of stuff coming up, we had lots of issues, but we've worked hard. I've been with her on and off to 2 years and a half, or so, there was lots of early drama, but eh its all sorted now..
I'm simply not ready for this kind of life change, at least not in the next 2 years. But if she does want to keep it, and i'm gonna roll with it. I'lll love that kid, and life will go on. It's just a bit too random and sudden..
But then again, the chances are so low.
Thing is, its the first time I have a potential situation like this, the other girls i've been with were always on the pill, etc, and I always wrapped it too just in case, because i was so paranoid
Mr. B Natural
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Staccat0 said:
Excessive levels of testosterone will do that to ya.
GrotesqueBeauty
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You took the words right out of my mouth.Amir0x said:
Because I said my wife enjoys having sex with me? You guys bum me the fuck out:lolcnizzle06 said:
If this shit counts as bragging I'd hate to see what you guys consider humble:lol
Anyway, lets be real...
I have a more interesting sex life than most of gaf.
I have a strong posting history of this.
I also had a fungus on my balls.
You win some and lose some. If it makes you feel any better I'm losing my hair and I have a little dick :/
DeaconKnowledge
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weekend_warrior said:
This.
Though the funny part is that she already has a kid. Somebody's trying to rope you in.
Pinko Marx
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Staccat0 said:
Yes, it is bragging.
"Yeah, even though this thread has nothing to do with me, let me tell you about the time I made my wife CUM TEN TIMES."
Maklershed
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Staccat0 said:
Zombie James
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Wait, wait, wait...
She sends you that after a one hour marathon?
She sends you that after a one hour marathon?
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