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ive done f*cked up :\
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Mr. B Natural
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I'm just posting this cause it FEELS necessary right now, despite not really knowing why. Call it a spider sense...or withdrawal. I dunno.
Staccat0 said:
Cause the statement wasn't necessary to arrive at your point. It was merely there to pat yourself on the back. What you as well as the the OP did are equivalent to driving about in a gas-chugging behemoth of a truck; it's an attempt to flaunt your manliness/ cover up insecurities. But no worries, I'm just having a bit of fun in a silly, unneeded thread.
Pinko Marx
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Staccat0 said:
sure it does. But this is about Harry Potter and his precum dillemma, not your sexual prowess and overall badassery.
cnizzle06 said:Cause the statement wasn't necessary to arrive at your point. It was merely there to pat yourself on the back. What you as well as the the OP did are equivalent to driving about in a gas-chugging behemoth of a truck; it's an attempt to flaunt your manliness/ cover up insecurities. But no worries, I'm just having a bit of fun in a silly, unneeded thread.
I have a feeling we'll lose some members in this thread. Maybe even our own.
GrotesqueBeauty
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That still doesn't explain your tear soaked pillow.Vox-Pop said:
weekend_warrior
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Seanspeed said:
Doing it wrong. More like.
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brianjones
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Staccat0 said:
even if that could be proven it's still kind of a jerky thing to say
like, you wouldn't go around your work telling people you make more money than them
just saying brah
Mr. B Natural
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Pfft, my imaginary pet hamster has a better sex life than the average Gaffer, and yes, I am bragging about my imaginary pet's sex life.
brianjones
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Vox-Pop said:I always wear a long sleeve and hat. I also put on 100spf sunscreen. I'm always protected.
vox is larry david
Pinko Marx
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Jenga said:
:lol oh god I didn't even catch that.
brianjones
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u tell ur girl n she say "my daughters ded"
The Take Out Bandit
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Great, we're going to have more short-bus babies. :|
Always-honest
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pff. this is not even close to becoming a problem.
edit: 60 minutes of penetration?...... that sounds boring as hell.
edit: 60 minutes of penetration?...... that sounds boring as hell.
joeblackisback
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60 minutes is a lot of scissoring
edit: WTF poster is a guy?
edit: WTF poster is a guy?
Jeff Albertson
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You seem closer to 15 than 28. I remember freaking out when the first girl I slept with was a day or so late on!
That's right gaf I had sex, with a girl. I boinked her!
That's right gaf I had sex, with a girl. I boinked her!
Always-honest
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Jeff Albertson said:
Pre-cum doesn't actually contain semen, it comes from a completely different gland.
Pre-cum only gets girls pregnant if you came within the last few hours and still had swimmers in your tubes that the pre-cum collected upon entering your girlfriend.
Even then the number of swimmers would be small, so odds are on your side.
Pre-cum only gets girls pregnant if you came within the last few hours and still had swimmers in your tubes that the pre-cum collected upon entering your girlfriend.
Even then the number of swimmers would be small, so odds are on your side.
Iv fucked my ex gf for 2 years, never used a condom. She did get preg but had a Miscarriage . Now that we are done and over, im glad I dodged that bullet. Ever since then, iv used a condom with any girl I engaged sex with. But i highly doubt she will get preg dude. Youre 28 and worried for what? Nothing will happen.
Hydranockz
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You win.Jea Song said:
Okay, sounds like the of you agreed on this tricky subject.
What in the flying fuck does she smoke?!
You've agreed on not getting children yet, you reassures her that you haven't irrationally changed your mind just because an accident might have happened and she has the gall to say that it hurts her heart that you're sure?
Jesus fucking christ, bail out of this relationship as soon as you can man.
hey good job on lasting 60 minutes. I once lasted 60 minutes in a girl and spent hours afterwards questioning my sexuality if I couldn't cum. I'm glad you're not worrying about that deep down. It'd suck to be in that position to have to worry about your sexuality and being a baby daddy.
Animal
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First and most importantly stay calm. Even if the worst happens, which there is pretty much less than %3 chance, you'll be fine.
It only gets risky if you go in after ejaculating but having not taken a piss. There could be left over sperm from the previous ejaculation in your shaft and the pre-cum might carry it out even if you don't finish off inside of her the second time.
If the above is not the case, then you have an infinitely small chance of getting her pregnant. We're talking at most 1 to 3 percent.
I've been in this situation before and it's not easy on my mind.
Everything is going to be fine. Don't go into a nervous break down. Be calm and realize that it's going to be OK.
It only gets risky if you go in after ejaculating but having not taken a piss. There could be left over sperm from the previous ejaculation in your shaft and the pre-cum might carry it out even if you don't finish off inside of her the second time.
If the above is not the case, then you have an infinitely small chance of getting her pregnant. We're talking at most 1 to 3 percent.
I've been in this situation before and it's not easy on my mind.
Everything is going to be fine. Don't go into a nervous break down. Be calm and realize that it's going to be OK.
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