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[Mushroomer25]

#TeamBoneless. It's just the natural evolution of the medium (of chicken). While its good name has been debased by the nuggets of the world - hopefully one day we can get past our prejudices, and realize that we are all #TeamBoneless. Some just choose to remove the bones themselves.

Alternate Joke:

Spoiler

The bones were rendered in the Fox Engine

 

[Chuckl3s]

I believe them bones are me
Some say we're born into the grave
I feel so alone
Gonna end up a big ol' pile of them bones

 

[Bulbo Urethral Baggins]

I love all the dumb Americans who go out and buy super high carb food and think it's healthy b/c it's low fat. When in actuality fat (outside of trans and vegetable oils) are REALLY good for you, help you lose weight, and help balance cholesterol.

THAT USDA FOOD PYRAMID.

That pyramid is missing bones

 

[kirblar]

The bone gives it flavor. Sure it's easier to eat but it won't be as good.

Yup. Good for kids tho.

 

[Ashhong]

Honestly never had KFC that had bones in it. One of the perks of fast food that's probably got chicken ovaries in it.

wtf are you talking about

 

[Zeouterlimits]

SEEDLESS GRAPES ARE RUINING US ALL

 

[jediyoshi]

I love all the dumb Americans who go out and buy super high carb food and think it's healthy b/c it's low fat. When in actuality fat (outside of trans and vegetable oils) are REALLY good for you, help you lose weight, and help balance cholesterol.

How do they make you feel though

 

[Bulbo Urethral Baggins]

SEEDLESS GRAPES ARE RUINING US ALL

Yeah but there's at least a good reason for that. The seeds will grow in your stomach. Same with watermelons.

 

[Zebra]

Have you ever tried making a soup using the bones from KFC? I've heard it's really good with a little bit more work. =O

Throw them in a pot, add some broth, a potato... baby you got a stew going.

 

[TakenByVultures]

Man at least with the bones you know you're actually getting a proper piece of chicken, knowing how chicken nuggets are made I would not trust any 'boneless' chicken really

 

[Persona7]

wtf are you talking about

KFC chicken is always improperly prepared so a lot of times they live the kidneys and other parts in when they fry them.

 

[MYE]

Honestly never had KFC that had bones in it.

This. Screw bones

 

[jonezer4]

I'm surprised they haven't just genetically engineered chickens to be born without bones.

Mmmmmmmm.

I love all the dumb Americans who go out and buy super high carb food and think it's healthy b/c it's low fat. When in actuality fat (outside of trans and vegetable oils) are REALLY good for you, help you lose weight, and help balance cholesterol.

THAT USDA FOOD PYRAMID.

I'm a dumb American, and I haven't known anyone since about 1997 that actually thinks low fat (especially if it's being supplanted with high carb) is inherently healthy. Maybe you're not as ahead of the curve as you seem to think.

 

[Ripclawe]

“Younger people don’t tend to be fans of bones — they’ve grown up with nuggets,” said KFC spokesman Rick Maynard, referring to people in their 20s and 30s.

disgusting plebs. chicken on a bone is far superior than boneless. What we have here is the laziness of the young to eat a good piece of chicken.

 

[peanutbutterlatte]

wtf are you talking about

1) I usually have boneless fillets anyway
2) Finger lickin' good! (Redacted picture of kentucky fried organs)

 

[chickdigger802]

I get no bones or shells for seafood, but chicken? This isn't steak, the meat comes right off the bone easily.

Digging your face into them thighs.

Fun fact: my online handle was made from my love of chicken.

 

[KorrZ]

Skinless?....People eat KFC for something other than the skin?

 

[picklecannon]

Skinless?....People eat KFC for something other than the skin?

The skin is the worst part. I usually eat popcorn chicken because it's small and I'd rather just not eat at KFC anyway.

 

[olimpia84]

If true, time to go to KFC after many years

 

[LogicStep]

There's already boneless options. Sell me the fucking skin with a thin layer of chicken on it! The dream. :0~

 

[Mushroomer25]

New idea - take skin not served with boneless chicken, bread & deep fry it, then stack it(alternate layers with cheese, bacon, and chipotle mayo) - and serve it as a sandwhich. Use afformentioned boneless fillets as bread.

 

[LogicStep]

New idea - take skin not served with boneless chicken, bread & deep fry it, then stack it(alternate layers with cheese, bacon, and chipotle mayo) - and serve it as a sandwhich. Use afformentioned boneless fillets as bread.

:0~~

 

[HarryDemeanor]

How has it taken this long?

 

[Ferrio]

Wonder what Sanders would think of KFC now? Bet he'd be really really pissed...if I recall he was a real asshole when it came to getting his stuff right.

 

[Divvy]

New idea - take skin not served with boneless chicken, bread & deep fry it, then stack it(alternate layers with cheese, bacon, and chipotle mayo) - and serve it as a sandwhich. Use afformentioned boneless fillets as bread.

Close enough

 

[Polari]

1) I usually have boneless fillets anyway
2) Finger lickin' (NSFW?) good

Fuck you. I was eating man. Toast, but still.

 

[Dead Prince]

Wonder what Sanders would think of KFC now? Bet he'd be really really pissed...if I recall he was a real asshole when it came to getting his stuff right.

he's got a bone to pick with them

 

[Ominym]

Wait, am I in the test market for this again? KFC has been broadcasting these "I ate the bones?!" commercials here for a while now, and they've been selling what you described too.

I know my home town (Omaha) was the test city for the double down, so when everyone on the internet was freaking out about it, it was old news to me.

 

[eddfromtheriver]

strip the bones if old.

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/04/05/kfc-to-offer-boneless-chicken/



#TeamBoneless

Hell yeah!, 'bout freaking time.

 

[LogicStep]

Skinless?....People eat KFC for something other than the skin?

I missed your post. Yeah I was thinking the same thing. Skinless is dumb.

 

[Clydefrog]

I believe them bones are me
Some say we're born into the grave
I feel so alone
Gonna end up a big ol' pile of them bones

hahah! the "AAH!" at the beginning of that song always makes me laugh for some reason

 

[akira28]

I'm surprised Popeyes-GAF hasn't taken a big dump on this.

No1 curr. Let KFC crap up their house however they wish.

 

[entremet]

Bones are where the flavor is.

You boneless people should become vegetarians. You betray your omnivore heritage.

 

[ThatCrazyGuy]

I'm team, pro-bones. You boneless heathens need to leave. THIS WORLD.

 

[y2dvd]

Does KFC make spicy chicken yet?

Also bone > boneless!

 

[gamma]

1) I usually have boneless fillets anyway
2) Finger lickin' (NSFW?) good

Come the fuck on, spoiler that shit. Banworthy.

 

[Dartastic]

Fuck KFC, go eat at Popeye's.

 

[Ashodin]

#TeamBoneless

Boned chicken is terrible. And you could potentially choke on a bone and die. Rather not, thanks

 

[Order]

YES TAKE MY BABIES
edit: master balls what the fuck

 

[Technosteve]

Korean Fried Chicken is better, the TRUE KFC

#TeamBONE

 

[The Faceless Master]

Popeyes won.

Nas won.

 

[akira28]

Korean Fried Chicken is 80% bone Buy a box just to gnaw on some bones covered in fried batter and sauce.

 

[Branduil]

#TeamBones

Stop ruining chicken with your unnatural preferences, heathens.

 

[catashtrophe]

Is this the same as the boneless chicken we get in the UK?

 

[Sobriquet]

Doesn't affect me.

#popeyes

 

[Mudkips]

Boneless = mcnugget pink slurry meat

Boneless is never a good thing.

These are fillets cut from the bone. It's in the OP.
This is not "pink slurry meat" or "strawberryicecream.jpg". That's mechanically separated meat (which itself is completely different from "pink slime"). And the only thing bad about mechanically separated meat is the texture - it's just as healthy as regular meat and it's less wasteful.

I can't wait for the corresponding "Bucket o' Skin & Bones" menu item.

 

[segasonic]

Have you ever tried making a soup using the bones from KFC? I've heard it's really good with a little bit more work. =O

 

[legacyzero]

Gimme dat boneless grilled goodness.

 

[GodofWine]

I hope they can no longer refer to it as fried chicken.

This also allows them to slide slowly from real chicken to almost real chicken to mcnugget extrusion patties coated in breading.

The Colonel would flip his lid over this

#teambones

 

[Technosteve]

Korean Fried Chicken is 80% bone Buy a box just to gnaw on some bones covered in fried batter and sauce.

eat the bone!