One who even toys with the idea of a head transplant and "brainfucking women" (which was his earlier thesis)
-
Hey, guest user. Hope you're enjoying NeoGAF! Have you considered registering for an account? Come join us and add your take to the daily discourse.
Kotaku: Meet The Head Transplant Doctor at The Centre of a MGS Conspiracy
- Thread starter Slowdive
- Start date
- Status
One who even toys with the idea of a head transplant and "brainfucking women" (which was his earlier thesis)
So it's really all Soulflarz fault.
Way to go Soulflarz, you ruined MGS V for the entire world.
Detective Gaf has dissapointed me as they have not found out my secret identity. Huehuehue
NinjamicWZ
Banned
When the settlement is over: Kojima gets to quit Konami and MGS, but his head has to stay.
AzureSkies
Member
...and then afterwards, Crash Bandicoot 4 is announced right?
1.21Gigawatts
Banned
I love everything about this whole incident.
AuthenticM
Member
This is fucking hilarious. I cannot stop laughing.
I love you so much, Gaf. Never stop being yourself.
I love you so much, Gaf. Never stop being yourself.
RadioHammer500
Banned
serious though.....could this lawsuit actually make konami push back MGS V release date?
SilentFlyer
Member
What have you done GAF.
No. Now join in on the fun with the rest of us.
hammertomb
Banned
Of course. Konami shit themselves as soon as the doctor found out. The game might even be cancelled.
That would of course be the best outcome in all of this, though this would be one of the longest cons in history and near impossible to pull off given all the evidence now.
SargerusBR
I love Pokken!
Metal Gear is dead, forever.
I H8 Memes
Member
Oh come on!! This shit is all to weird. The second quote not so much but I posted it because what this guy is doing does have a direct relation to the name of the game.
Add on top of that, what are we talking about with this guy just on his own. He's gonna do a head transplant? Come on.
Heres my guess, the whole thing is the greatest ARG ever. A month before TPP releases Kojima is going to go missing. Everyone is going to suspect Konami, and indeed there will be evidence that points to Konami. But on closer inspection we start to see shell corporations with employes nobody can prove even exist are really behind Kojimas disappearance. Whispers of a group called The Patriots. On the very day of TPP release the world hold its breath as mankind's first head transplant patient is finally ready to have his bandages removed live during a press conference. Nervous energy surges through the silent crowd as they watch the Doctors carefully remove the bandages one layer at a time. Finally the bandages fully removed the Doctor steps to the side to reveal his patient to the world. It is Kojima!
Apparently MGSV is gonna be Xbox One exclusive because Microsoft is gonna help Konami pay their debts to the Doc
RadioHammer500
Banned
sorry i want to have fun with you guys..im just worried about the potential blowback for mgs v this will cause
Broder Salsa
Banned
Next up: Konami cancels PES because GAFers makes fun of bad net code.
Doubt it. The case for the lawsuit is flimsy at best.
Metal Gear cancelled forever, Kojima deported
RadioHammer500
Banned
if the doctor achieves this..think of all the fame he will get for the greatest medical breakthrough of all time..newspapers, publicity, fame etc....money...
They did?
nrvalleytime
Member
Way to go Soulflarz.
brandonh83
Banned
This game just keeps going through the ringer.
Im still proud.
Party don't stop ;D
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
This is going to happenOh come on!! This shit is all to weird. The second quote not so much but I posted it because what this guy is doing does have a direct relation to the name of the game.
Add on top of that, what are we talking about with this guy just on his own. He's gonna do a head transplant? Come on.
Heres my guess, the whole thing is the greatest ARG ever. A month before TPP releases Kojima is going to go missing. Everyone is going to suspect Konami, and indeed there will be evidence that points to Konami. But on closer inspection we start to see shell corporations with employes nobody can prove even exist are really behind Kojimas disappearance. Whispers of a group called The Patriots. On the very day of TPP release the world hold its breath as mankind's first head transplant patient is finally ready to have his bandages removed live during a press conference. Nervous energy surges through the silent crowd as they watch the Doctors carefully remove the bandages one layer at a time. Finally the bandages fully removed the Doctor steps to the side to reveal his patient to the world. It is Kojima!
Alcoholikaust
Member
They (and others) always do-
Spring-Loaded
Member
If the game gets delayed to change the doctor's model, will Sn4ke_911 be banned?
Mermandala
Member
It always goes back to Cyprus, the NeoGaf of island nations.
chicagocubsfan
Member
Neogaf got MGSV cancelled.
Oh come on!! This shit is all to weird. The second quote not so much but I posted it because what this guy is doing does have a direct relation to the name of the game.
Add on top of that, what are we talking about with this guy just on his own. He's gonna do a head transplant? Come on.
Heres my guess, the whole thing is the greatest ARG ever. A month before TPP releases Kojima is going to go missing. Everyone is going to suspect Konami, and indeed there will be evidence that points to Konami. But on closer inspection we start to see shell corporations with employes nobody can prove even exist are really behind Kojimas disappearance. Whispers of a group called The Patriots. On the very day of TPP release the world hold its breath as mankind's first head transplant patient is finally ready to have his bandages removed live during a press conference. Nervous energy surges through the silent crowd as they watch the Doctors carefully remove the bandages one layer at a time. Finally the bandages fully removed the Doctor steps to the side to reveal his patient to the world. It is Kojima!
Stahp
Looks sane enough to me
Is that the guy from the Big Bang Theory? Could they not have found a better donor?
- Status