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LGBTQIA+ |OT9| The Return of the Queen

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Raxus

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Cewyn said:
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Time for Raxus' Fun Time Regrets Story Corner! Yaaaaay....

So I went to a bar crawl with friends This went from 5-6 to midnight and by the end I was pretty sloshed (I am a lightweight). Conscious but too drunk to drive so I ubered home. Once home safe I started to watch some TV for fun and get to sobering up.

Too bad this was at a time I was just putting myself out there and figured 3 A.M. would be a good time for a hook up. I didn't want to host so I got the wise idea to hit up a guy I only somewhat knew and never met in person before and to go to a hotel. I ubered again and paid another 25 bucks to go to some nowhere end of town. Got to the hotel room. Guy was kind of weird but honest. He was watching porn and was (not getting into further specifics) a designer for a living and we more or less got straight down to business and did the deed. It wasn't horrible nor was it anything to write home about. So we were finished and he wanted to change hotel rooms due to complaints he had about the hotel room and to switch where his friends had been.

This is where:
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I didn't part ways with him. The guy promised me a ride back to my car now that I was sobering up and starting to understand what the word "shame" meant again and I was beginning to retain all my cognitive functions. I didn't want to spend another 25 bucks to get to my car after spending way too much at the bars and the trip home and here was beginning to add up. I figured we could be in and out. Maybe get another quickie in once I recharged in 15. I was a big fucking idiot. So his friend rolls around with some stranger in tow. They talk about stuff but at this point I tune out. I will take this awkward hour to describe the guy I decided to sleep with. He was basically Woody Allen. Neurotic about everything and took 20 years to mess with his laptop as I lay there to put on shitty porn. He seemed to like to put on porn that I want to describe in non-specific details but I'd rather avoid a ban. Needless to say it was the exact opposite of how I like to treat my partners. At this point I should have known I wasn't going to get laid so I just wanted out of there. Problem is the guy couldn't drive at night and I had to wait for daybreak to get the hell out of dodge. Of....fucking...course. During this time his other friends start messing around and I just have to awkwardly wait. When the guy I was with stepped out for a smoke I gladly went out with him to avoid being in that room any longer. We had to go back eventually though and the friend didn't skip a beat with the random stranger he was making out with. Before they could progress to a full on session they find they are out of lube....that I maaaaaaay have used earlier in the night. It was probably the only saving grace all night. So the friend sends the guy I was with to get him more lube and gas for his car. The guy I was with gets in this POS car that apparently some kids stole and took for a joyride earlier and we went to get gas. I begged him to take me to my car but he said he couldn't. We drove to the gas station and then walmart where the guy I was with (who I will call Woody at this point) proceeds to tell me the guy picks up gentlemen on grindr all the time and honey pots them with drugs and all sorts of stuff. Something I could believe 100% based on my experience so far and knowing the state I lived in.

It is nearly 6 o clock at this point and my car felt ever so close. All Woody had to do was deliver the lube to his shitty friend and then he would take the POS car to mine and I would be free. He asked me to dig for change for cigarettes which he was out of while he did that and I obliged just to have something to do and to avoid going into the room again. I found about a 1.25 and luckily no dirty needles on the floor. It looked like a car you would find dirty needles lying about. But I did find a dead toenail and stopped looking for change on the spot and waited excruciating minute by excruciating minute to get the fuck out. He finally arrives with another friend in tow and I plot a route back to my car. As a sidenote, the other friend I met earlier and was gone most the night and a rather chill dude and perhaps the only person from this night I will ever recall without wanting to upchuck bile. Speaking up upchucking, I checked my grindr to find the friend "tapped" me. I quickly blocked him.

Back to the story, I was nearly home free. One problem, this POS car can't drive on the highway. Mother fu-. So Woody, the chill friend and I inspect the car and I plot an alternate course. The rest was a daze as I finally made it back to the car. I made the niceties and sped walked back to my car. Silently cried in my head and drove off and made it home safely and stone cold sober about what I had done. At this point I must point out several things. Never before have I been happier about being religious about using protection. I managed to avoid what could have been a nest of STD's. My dignity is 0 and I am usually proud of that fact but this experience made me reevaluate that stance. I went home and slept and washed my dick off harder than I had ever done before. I blocked and deleted the guy on Grindr. Since then I have NEVER done a straight hook up on grindr ever and will NEVER do it again.

TL;DR I got drunk. Slept with the equivalent of what I imagine sleeping with a feral pus ridden raccoon and made several mistakes and didn't get out of dodge when I could.

Moral of the story: A Hook up is a hook up kiddos. Bring your car. Get in. Get off. Get out.

Do I regret it. In many ways yes but for someone starting out this was an eye opening experience that I wouldn't take back. It made me much more cautious about who I meet and more selective. There was a lot more I learned but I have been rambling too long. Use protection. Have fun. Know who you are with. Know you are worth it. Also spare no expense getting the fuck out while you can. I now would pay 1000 bucks to get out of that situation at the drop of a hat. I was foolish but it was a learning experience and I didn't get murdered so hooray.

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Palmer27

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Raxus said:
Time for Raxus' Fun Time Regrets Story Corner! Yaaaaay....

So I went to a bar crawl with friends This went from 5-6 to midnight and by the end I was pretty sloshed (I am a lightweight). Conscious but too drunk to drive so I ubered home. Once home safe I started to watch some TV for fun and get to sobering up.

Too bad this was at a time I was just putting myself out there and figured 3 A.M. would be a good time for a hook up. I didn't want to host so I got the wise idea to hit up a guy I only somewhat knew and never met in person before and to go to a hotel. I ubered again and paid another 25 bucks to go to some nowhere end of town. Got to the hotel room. Guy was kind of weird but honest. He was watching porn and was (not getting into further specifics) a designer for a living and we more or less got straight down to business and did the deed. It wasn't horrible nor was it anything to write home about. So we were finished and he wanted to change hotel rooms due to complaints he had about the hotel room and to switch where his friends had been.

This is where:
giphy.gif


I didn't part ways with him. The guy promised me a ride back to my car now that I was sobering up and starting to understand what the word "shame" meant again and I was beginning to retain all my cognitive functions. I didn't want to spend another 25 bucks to get to my car after spending way too much at the bars and the trip home and here was beginning to add up. I figured we could be in and out. Maybe get another quickie in once I recharged in 15. I was a big fucking idiot. So his friend rolls around with some stranger in tow. They talk about stuff but at this point I tune out. I will take this awkward hour to describe the guy I decided to sleep with. He was basically Woody Allen. Neurotic about everything and took 20 years to mess with his laptop as I lay there to put on shitty porn. He seemed to like to put on porn that I want to describe in non-specific details but I'd rather avoid a ban. Needless to say it was the exact opposite of how I like to treat my partners. At this point I should have known I wasn't going to get laid so I just wanted out of there. Problem is the guy couldn't drive at night and I had to wait for daybreak to get the hell out of dodge. Of....fucking...course. During this time his other friends start messing around and I just have to awkwardly wait. When the guy I was with stepped out for a smoke I gladly went out with him to avoid being in that room any longer. We had to go back eventually though and the friend didn't skip a beat with the random stranger he was making out with. Before they could progress to a full on session they find they are out of lube....that I maaaaaaay have used earlier in the night. It was probably the only saving grace all night. So the friend sends the guy I was with to get him more lube and gas for his car. The guy I was with gets in this POS car that apparently some kids stole and took for a joyride earlier and we went to get gas. I begged him to take me to my car but he said he couldn't. We drove to the gas station and then walmart where the guy I was with (who I will call Woody at this point) proceeds to tell me the guy picks up gentlemen on grindr all the time and honey pots them with drugs and all sorts of stuff. Something I could believe 100% based on my experience so far and knowing the state I lived in.

It is nearly 6 o clock at this point and my car felt ever so close. All Woody had to do was deliver the lube to his shitty friend and then he would take the POS car to mine and I would be free. He asked me to dig for change for cigarettes which he was out of while he did that and I obliged just to have something to do and to avoid going into the room again. I found about a 1.25 and luckily no dirty needles on the floor. It looked like a car you would find dirty needles lying about. But I did find a dead toenail and stopped looking for change on the spot and waited excruciating minute by excruciating minute to get the fuck out. He finally arrives with another friend in tow and I plot a route back to my car. As a sidenote, the other friend I met earlier and was gone most the night and a rather chill dude and perhaps the only person from this night I will ever recall without wanting to upchuck bile. Speaking up upchucking, I checked my grindr to find the friend "tapped" me. I quickly blocked him.

Back to the story, I was nearly home free. One problem, this POS car can't drive on the highway. Mother fu-. So Woody, the chill friend and I inspect the car and I plot an alternate course. The rest was a daze as I finally made it back to the car. I made the niceties and sped walked back to my car. Silently cried in my head and drove off and made it home safely and stone cold sober about what I had done. At this point I must point out several things. Never before have I been happier about being religious about using protection. I managed to avoid what could have been a nest of STD's. My dignity is 0 and I am usually proud of that fact but this experience made me reevaluate that stance. I went home and slept and washed my dick off harder than I had ever done before. I blocked and deleted the guy on Grindr. Since then I have NEVER done a straight hook up on grindr ever and will NEVER do it again.

TL;DR I got drunk. Slept with the equivalent of what I imagine sleeping with a feral pus ridden raccoon and made several mistakes and didn't get out of dodge when I could.

Moral of the story: A Hook up is a hook up kiddos. Bring your car. Get in. Get off. Get out.

Do I regret it. In many ways yes but for someone starting out this was an eye opening experience that I wouldn't take back. It made me much more cautious about who I meet and more selective. There was a lot more I learned but I have been rambling too long. Use protection. Have fun. Know who you are with. Know you are worth it. Also spare no expense getting the fuck out while you can. I now would pay 1000 bucks to get out of that situation at the drop of a hat. I was foolish but it was a learning experience and I didn't get murdered so hooray.

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I feeling like crying now, Christ I think you got off lightly.

8 days and I'm moving in with my boyfriend dun dun dun
 
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Raxus

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Cewyn said:
That sounds terrible, glad you got out of there safe. You also seem very mature and you didn't let the situation take more wrong turns. Kudos to you sir! 👌
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My pain will hopefully be a lesson to others in the future because I GET desperation. You still gotta be smart about things and if my story leads one person to make happier and healthier sexual decisions like it has for me than my job is done. I am in a very good place now thanks to learning from these mistakes.
 
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Kevyt

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Sooo how are you supposed to meet people at clubs/bars if you're socially awkward, not good looking and when everyone seems to be with groups of friends/significant others?

🤔

I don't want to do online dating but it seems impossible to find someone to date etc... I:

Raxus said:
My pain will hopefully be a lesson to others in the future because I GET desperation. You still gotta be smart about things and if my story leads one person to make happier and healthier sexual decisions like it has for me than my job is done. I am in a very good place now thanks to learning from these mistakes.
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That's good
 
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Cewyn said:
Sooo how are you supposed to meet people at clubs/bars if you're socially awkward, not good looking and when everyone seems to be with groups of friends/significant others?

🤔

I don't want to do online dating but it seems impossible to find someone to date etc... I:



That's good
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I wondered that in the past too. Before my boyfriend I wondered what people meant when they say you can go to bars alone. Like would you just go and stand there brooding? Are you supposed to approach people in their groups? Seems scary tbh
 
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RM8

Member
Museum date was kind of awkward and honestly boring :x Overall I didn't get if the guy liked me or not... I felt 'okay' about him myself, not bad but also not great. It was a very long date because he kept telling me to go to different places, so that's a good sign I guess? I'm fine with any outcome. Looks wise he's absolutely my type, which gave me some patience I guess :p
 
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Ambient80

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Well, Raxus shared his story, maybe I should share a horrible one too?

So I’m pretty new to, I guess, being with dudes. Probably been bi since at least early high school but never really acted on it (I’m 31 now). Anyway, I’m probably what most would describe as a bear, and I downloaded GROWLr to give it a go. Talk to a few guys, meh, no one really wanted to meet until I talked to this one dude. He seemed chill, asked if maybe I wanted to have lunch so I said sure. We talked some more and asked what I do for a living. Now, these days I remain purposely vague about my profession (I’m a physician) because of this dude. He was all “Oh wow that’s cool!” etc. whatever. So we meet and start talking, and I’ll never forget this, but he asked me if I’d be willing to write him a script for narcotics. I honest to god thought he was joking and busted out laughing and said “Oh yeah sure lemme just pull out my script pad and write out a thousand pills for ya!” He got all serious and asked if I could really do that cause it would really help him out. Once I realize that he’s serious I’m like “Oh. Nah man, yeah you have a good one I’m out...” and peaced the FUCK outta there lol. Blocked him on the app, thankfully never gave him my cell number. Weird as fuck!!


That being said, I met a guy who is somewhat older than me (52) last week and damn he’s such a cool guy. From his pic I wouldn’t have put him anywhere past 40. A smile that could make you melt! We met for drinks and ended having some extracurricular activities at my place. So glad we met and we plan on doing so again :)


Anyway, so like I said in the beginning I’m kinda new to all this. Never been to a gay bar before, and this second guy I met said there’s this place in the city that is having a big Labor Day cookout thing and he suggested I go (he has to work or he said he’d go with me). Being kinda new to the area I’m wondering how awkward it may be lol. It’s a smaller bar and apparently more of a bear/leather hangout, though he reassured me that basically no one goes there actually in leather. I’m still debating. I’m not really out to folks around me either so that adds another layer of complexity to it.
 
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daripad

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Haven't seen my boyfriend in over a month and I really want to be with him. Not having friends here is not helping much either.
 
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Ambient80

Member
So I realized that I did one of these a while back but I think it was in the old OT? Anyway I don’t post here often so I figured I’d revamp it a bit. Enjoy!

Your gender? Your sexual identity?
Male/male

Your sexual orientation?
Bi, more leaning towards guys but I’m open to ladies as well! I’m what most would call a bear.

Where Are You From?
West Virginia

Where Do You Live?
Cleveland, OH

How Old Are you?
31!

Favorite Type of Music?
Slow, chill rock or blues. Think John Mayer

Profession or Career interest?
Physician

Favorite video game(s)?
Persona 5, Overwatch, CoD, and am interested in playing PUBG on Xbox when it releases.

What are your hobbies (other than gaming)?
Disc golf, going to the movies, cooking (a lot!), trying out new beers and whiskeys/bourbons/wines, and spending time with my dog :)
 
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Raxus

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Ambient80 you sound like my waifu and you aren't far off considering lol.

Glad your worst experience was one where you didn't meet that guy. It is scary to think someone would legitimately try and take advantage of a script if given the chance. Drugs are out of control now.
 
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Ambient80

Member
Raxus said:
Ambient80 you sound like my waifu and you aren't far off considering lol.

Glad your worst experience was one where you didn't meet that guy. It is scary to think someone would legitimately try and take advantage of a script if given the chance. Drugs are out of control now.
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Haha aww, thanks fella.

Thing is I did meet him! We were having dinner at a public place when he asked me that. Talk about awkward!! Once I realized he was serious I NOPED right outta there haha. Haven’t seen or heard from him since (thankfully). He also had on a dirty shirt so I mean.
 
Gibbs

Gibbs

Member
Ambient80 said:
So I realized that I did one of these a while back but I think it was in the old OT? Anyway I don't post here often so I figured I'd revamp it a bit. Enjoy!

Your gender? Your sexual identity?
Male/male

Your sexual orientation?
Bi, more leaning towards guys but I'm open to ladies as well! I'm what most would call a bear.

Where Are You From?
West Virginia

Where Do You Live?
Cleveland, OH

How Old Are you?
31!

Favorite Type of Music?
Slow, chill rock or blues. Think John Mayer

Profession or Career interest?
Physician

Favorite video game(s)?
Persona 5, Overwatch, CoD, and am interested in playing PUBG on Xbox when it releases.

What are your hobbies (other than gaming)?
Disc golf, going to the movies, cooking (a lot!), trying out new beers and whiskeys/bourbons/wines, and spending time with my dog :)
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What part of West Virginia were you originally from?? I live in the eastern panhandle near Maryland, PA, and VA.
 
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hateradio

The Most Dangerous Yes Man
RatskyWatsky said:
MESS

seasons 2, 3, and 4 are great
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You like every-single-show on tv though.

I don't think you have any standards at this point. :p

Ambient80 said:
Now, these days I remain purposely vague about my profession (I'm a physician) [...] So we meet and start talking, and I'll never forget this, but he asked me if I'd be willing to write him a script for narcotics. I honest to god thought he was joking and busted out laughing and said ”Oh yeah sure lemme just pull out my script pad and write out a thousand pills for ya!"
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Ambient80
Pusher

:p
 
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constantstatic

Member
Ambient80 said:
So I realized that I did one of these a while back but I think it was in the old OT? Anyway I don’t post here often so I figured I’d revamp it a bit. Enjoy!

Your gender? Your sexual identity?
Male/male

Your sexual orientation?
Bi, more leaning towards guys but I’m open to ladies as well! I’m what most would call a bear.

Where Are You From?
West Virginia

Where Do You Live?
Cleveland, OH

How Old Are you?
31!

Favorite Type of Music?
Slow, chill rock or blues. Think John Mayer

Profession or Career interest?
Physician

Favorite video game(s)?
Persona 5, Overwatch, CoD, and am interested in playing PUBG on Xbox when it releases.

What are your hobbies (other than gaming)?
Disc golf, going to the movies, cooking (a lot!), trying out new beers and whiskeys/bourbons/wines, and spending time with my dog :)
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Welcome fellow clevelander sorry you have had bad luck so far dating here the scene is kinds dead.
 
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B-Dex

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I just picture ratsky as one of those people that are too fat to move or leave the house because of all the TV 📺 ratsky consumes.
 
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