Alright, we've come this far and there's no point in holding back any more info.
Fuck the man, I'm going full disclosure:
At 10AM PST, tomorrow, the game will be listed on Steam for an introductory price of $19.99, which will last a scant 48 hours before it goes to a slightly lesser sale of -20% until it launches on January 9th.
ARE YOU SATISFIED, YOU HARPIES? I BEAR MY SOUL TO YOU.
Let's just pretend that tomorrow at 10AM I hopped in my time machine to come back to this point in time to tell you. For reasons.
10/10
Will buy. Again.