Boss Doggie
all my loli wolf companions are so moe
Waluigi is fodder.
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Miyamoto prevented Wario and Waluigi from having girlfriends
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TimeEffect
Member
Forget their girlfriends. We dont even have enough Wario
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!?
Mechanized
Member
Wario is a power bottom.
Boss Doggie
all my loli wolf companions are so moe
That's Wolf.
MrSaturn99
Member
The closest Wario has gotten to "love" was a kiss from a princess he rescued in Wario Land 4. She changed appearance depending on how much treasure you plundered.
As cool as that would be, I want a new Wario World most of all.
As cool as that would be, I want a new Wario World most of all.
MrSaturn99
Member
That's Mona!
TheDinoman
Member
At least Toadette is just Toad's girlfriend and that's it. Fairly unimaginative, but...
The thought process behind Waluigi's creation was literally "Hey, there's Mario and Luigi, but Wario's by himself. Let's give him his own Luigi!" and presto, Waluigi is smeared into existence. He's a derivative character based on two already derivative characters. I'm certainly glad we didn't have to witness him get a derivative girlfriend based on another derivative character.
lol, that was quite the brain fart.
Boss Doggie
all my loli wolf companions are so moe
And don't forget that he only exists as a filler character for spinoff games. He doesn't even exist in Wario games.
Altered Juice
Member
wario is a pimp
And that's a real shame... I'm still waiting for a Wario & Waluigi adventure, something quirky and funny, I'm sure Nintendo could pull it off.
There's actually a really enjoyable fan game for Waluigi. Not just a re-skinned Mario either, some actual unique mechanics!
I want a new Wario World/Land game now:/ if they ever make a new one just include Waluigi for once. Otherwise next Mario & Luigi RPG: Wario & Waluigi Partners in Crime.
That would be way better then that last Paper Mario (M&L Paperjam) one wich was good but still kinda dissapointing compared to the previous ones. And if they ever want to top the first (Super Star Saga) or third one (Bowser's Inside Story) you might aswell do this.
This way they finally can put Waluigi in a regular game lol. And about the girlfriend part they don't need one. Otherwise Wario atleast clearly has Captain Syrup. I know they both appear as a duo in the spoiler
That would be way better then that last Paper Mario (M&L Paperjam) one wich was good but still kinda dissapointing compared to the previous ones. And if they ever want to top the first (Super Star Saga) or third one (Bowser's Inside Story) you might aswell do this.
This way they finally can put Waluigi in a regular game lol. And about the girlfriend part they don't need one. Otherwise Wario atleast clearly has Captain Syrup. I know they both appear as a duo in the spoiler
recent rabbids game as rabbids tho;P so atleast theres that.
Dang man, this was like peak Brawl in the Family. I don't think he ever went farther with it but it was such a good aside.
Jawmuncher
Member
Miyamoto holding the series back
It'd cause an endless recursion of new characters, that's why. All the Mario folks already have exactly one counterpart each: the evil ones. Yes, the proper way to look at Daisy isn't as Luigi's (lady) counterpart, but as Peach's (evil tennis partner) counterpart!
That's right. Daisy's true identity is Wapeach.
That's right. Daisy's true identity is Wapeach.
NipplesAndToes23
Member
I saw this shit on YouTube. I might have to fuck with that.
wario is a pimp
Where are these from?
Altered Juice
Member
Wario Land 4's ending
tirkaroKujo
Member
If there was a Waa counterpart to Peach I always assumed it would have been a Doronjo-type character as Wario and Waluigi are pretty much the spitting image of 2/3rds of the Time Bokan villain archetype.
nikos
Member
Hes insinuating theyd be ugly.
Oh. I 100% don't remember those scenes. It looks like the girls are lifting him off the ground in the second one. XD
If anyone is Wapeach, it's Syrup. Queen of Land vs Queen of Sea. But since she's a total opposite, she isn't caring for the hero and only interested in herself.
Wario Land 4 ending if beaten in super hard mode.
Only explanation is that everything about Wario is proportionally bigger.
wario is a pimp
And that's why I don't remember them. lol
BasilZero
Member
I thought Wario's partner is Mona?
This, I thought this was his partner xD.
In Mario kart wii there is literally a statue of Luigi and daisy holding hands smiling at each Other romantically...
WhateverItTakes
Banned
If Ubisoft can make Rabbids work with Mario I'll be damned if Nintendo themselves can't cook up the Wario and Waluigi adventure we've waited years for. It could actually sell me on a Switch.
Agent Gibbs
Member
What we need is more Captain Maple Syrup!
Yes! always took it that she was his counter part, his Peach to his Mario
As a side note we are really over due another Wario Land game! surely we can have another by now
Boss Doggie
all my loli wolf companions are so moe
That's already Capt. Syrup
Daisy yes, Peach i doubt tho she suspiciously gets kidnapped alot by Bowser....
both Bowser and Mario have a crush on peach.
Wario and Waluigi are cousins. The smash bros trophies confirm this.
Smash Bros. is regularly inaccurate when it comes to descriptions on trophies and shouldn't be taken as a primary source.
You do realize that the Mario games aren't cannon Right? Think of peach similarly to Olive from Popeye cartoon. She gets kidnapped all the time but loves popeye. Same thing. (Also Mario is heavily based on Popeye)
Smash Bros is not the best place for citing facts. It makes a lot of mistakes.
Not even the mainline ones? So it's like a different universe or dimension every single time?
Btw that was more of a joke too kinda based on that meme that she secretly has a crush on bowser and gets herself kidnapped on purpose. ofcourse it's Mario she likes tho in the games
Kain-Nosgoth
Member
they also prevented them from having their own game!
Wario and Waluigi rpg when?
Wario and Waluigi rpg when?
Miyamoto described them once as actors in a troupe, akin to Mickey Mouse. The same characters popup but their relationships and other background stories change to suit the work.
I.E. Odyssey could end with Mario and Peach actually getting married and then the sequel could come out with her not knowing who he is.
It really wouldn't be an issue expanding the "human" cast of the Mario universe if their new characters weren't so derivative, predictable, and boring.
"We need a new badguy for Mario, he should be a human this time, and on equal footing ability-wise."
"Copy and paste Mario but make him more gross and evil looking, also flip the M upside down."
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"We need new human characters to fill out our Mario Tennis roster."
"Okay do what we did for Mario with Wario, but for Luigi. Also make his name sound forced and unimaginative."
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"We need some new human characters to expand the Mario Kart roster--"
"BABIES"
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I'm not saying I don't like Wario and Waluigi anyways but the baby characters and toadette are creative voids that bring down the rosters of their respective games as a whole. Wario's girlfriend would just be Wapeach so it's not even worth doing.
"We need a new badguy for Mario, he should be a human this time, and on equal footing ability-wise."
"Copy and paste Mario but make him more gross and evil looking, also flip the M upside down."
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"We need new human characters to fill out our Mario Tennis roster."
"Okay do what we did for Mario with Wario, but for Luigi. Also make his name sound forced and unimaginative."
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"We need some new human characters to expand the Mario Kart roster--"
"BABIES"
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I'm not saying I don't like Wario and Waluigi anyways but the baby characters and toadette are creative voids that bring down the rosters of their respective games as a whole. Wario's girlfriend would just be Wapeach so it's not even worth doing.
they also prevented them from having their own game!
Wario and Waluigi rpg when?
This should really happen c'mon M&L team only listen to fans this time
Sgt. Kabukiman
Banned
Waluigi is a tragic character, like Batman, he can never know true happiness, only the fleeting embrace of another lost soul once in a while in a relationship doomed to fail.