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Miyamoto prevented Wario and Waluigi from having girlfriends
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Ban Puncher
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Miyamoto should have prevented Waluigi.
Yeah there isn't really any kind if recurring cannon in the Mario game outside of the series (paper Mario series is cannon to itself or the Mario and Luigi series is cannon to itself for example). Marios creator has said that the series is modeled after Popeye in terms of story telling.Not even the mainline ones? So it's like a different universe or dimension every single time?
Btw that was more of a joke too kinda based on that meme that she secretly has a crush on bowser and gets herself kidnapped on purpose. ofcourse it's Mario she likes tho in the games
But then i could not buy that glorious amiibo, wich would mean Wario stands alone with no one else on his side
Ah i really did not know that i assumed there was a crazy timeline like Zelda sort of lol or just a certain timeline. Anyway nice to know that now i really didn't.
Nice that games like paper mario and m&l are canon tho but that also makes sense.
Finale Fireworker
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Wario is asexual.
Waluigi is gay.
This is the basis for my 750 page graphic novel, Brothers in Arms, the cover of which depicts the two men embracing.
Waluigi is gay.
This is the basis for my 750 page graphic novel, Brothers in Arms, the cover of which depicts the two men embracing.
GifGafIsTheBestGaf
Member
edit: ^wtf? lol
wouldnt want to see them? what can be more disgusting than fucking anthropomorphic squids ? they deserve some happiness
wouldnt want to see them? what can be more disgusting than fucking anthropomorphic squids ? they deserve some happiness
Man, that Dorkly comment's cute. I really wish that was canon, but the way Wario's written, I don't see any situation where he would be in a relationship, period. He's too greedy & self-centered to give someone the time. And we haven't seen enough of Waluigi to know anything beyond "he's Wario's wacky sidekick who dances elegantly with a rose one game then crutch chops in the next."
Captain Syrup is arguably the closest we have to a female Wario, between her greed, her weird nose stuff, & seeing Wario as a rival. They should just throw her & some more spin-off characters into the cast ensemble games like Mario Kart.
As for Mona, my impression is that she actively likes Wario. But she's also 16, so that dream bubble thing is creepy & I'm not sure I want to process what that means on Wario's end.
This is probably the only thing that could get me interested in a new M&L again.
Captain Syrup is arguably the closest we have to a female Wario, between her greed, her weird nose stuff, & seeing Wario as a rival. They should just throw her & some more spin-off characters into the cast ensemble games like Mario Kart.
As for Mona, my impression is that she actively likes Wario. But she's also 16, so that dream bubble thing is creepy & I'm not sure I want to process what that means on Wario's end.
This should really happen c'mon M&L team only listen to fans this time
This is probably the only thing that could get me interested in a new M&L again.
FreeMufasa
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AtomicShroom
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"Miyamoto-san, should Wario and Waluigi have girlfriends too?"
The one correct opinion in a sea of trash anime gifs. Im impressed, Ban Puncher. I thought you were a bot before.
Forerunner
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Spring-Loaded
Member
Now they're gonna take girlfriends, Miyamoto-san.
UserDoesNotExist
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Waluigi is a strong, confident man that don't need no woman. He finds love wherever he goes.
Pinko Marx
Banned
Waluigi isn't actually human, but an accidental creation of Luigi when he first accessed the Negative Zone.
Spring-Loaded
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chrisPjelly
Member
Guys stop NTRing Luigi
The right choice considering Waluigi is a mess himself. Even though decades(?) have passed since his introduction... he will always be just a filler character and I will never recognize him as anything else. Just because he's been a staple in spin-offs doesn't make him any more substantial. Was so glad when he was omitted in MK7 and I'm ashamed Nintendo decided to reintroduce him. Adding a romantic interest would have been way too much.
TheBryanJZX90
Member
So basically Miyamoto is against any kind of female character that isn't a traditionally attractive princess type. Score one for diversity of representation, Nintendo.
PaulBizkit
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Maybe in English. But, in japanese, Waluigi is a better pun that Wario.
RUIJI = Luigi
WARUI = Bad (adj.)
WARUIJI = Bad Luigi
It's great!
Bobo Dakes
Member
What have Luigi and Daisy ever done together?
Until I see Waluigi/Wario/Daisy in a main game or RPG, it's hard to care.
Until I see Waluigi/Wario/Daisy in a main game or RPG, it's hard to care.
GiantBreadbug
Member
100% This.
She's awesome.
Last panel legitimately made me aww
IntelliHeath
As in "Heathcliff"
Miyamoto should've prevented Ban Puncher.
Vanguard771
Member
That's not how this works. Wario's name and Waluigi's name are portmanteaus of Mario's name and Luigi's name, respectively, with the Japanese adjective "warui" meaning "bad". Their names are literally "badmario" and "badluigi".
Edit: beaten
woopWOOP
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What was this webcomic called again?
Sometimes thinking about it, can never recall the name
Yup. Like Bert and Ernie.
ScrapBrain
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Attack You
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Triforce141
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I thought we went through this already regarding Wario. Rosalina has 6 eyelashes per eye, and Wario has 6 segments of his moustache
Edit: I just realized that Pauline also has 6 eyelashes per eye
Waluigi's too good for someone
Edit: I just realized that Pauline also has 6 eyelashes per eye
Sit yourself down.
GinoFelino
Member
Also Wario
Not that his games weren't great, they definitely were
It's just that the character is garbage
I Wanna Be The Guy
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
Waluigi deserves his own game already. It has been far too long. Give him his own game and give him all the girls.
Cynn
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I met Wario Saturday. I should have asked him about this cruel conspiracy.
https://twitter.com/Cynnthetic/status/904054423248412673
https://twitter.com/Cynnthetic/status/904054423248412673
100% This.
She's awesome.
Wario and Waluigi being gay doesn't preclude the existence of Wapeach and Wadaisy. It just means that Wapeach and Wadaisy are lesbian.
Sheesh, don't people even watch Star Trek before making Mirror Universe references?
What we need is more Captain Maple Syrup!
Captain Syrup would be some sort of Pauline to Wario seeing how Mona exists these days.
Deadpool_X
Banned
So a short excerpt from a Nintendo Power interview with the Mario Tennis developers popped up on Supper Mario Broth, where apparently Mr. Miyamoto was not too fond of Wario and Waluigi finding love.
Seventeen years later, and Wario and Waluigi have yet to develop a romance, presumably due to Miyamoto's iron grip. Personally, I think I'm ready for some female Wah. Do you guys think this should stand?
Daisy and Luigi officially canon confirmation? Awesome!
This. The Waluigi derision in this thread is more disturbing than the talk of potential girlfriends.
Probably the best post in the thread.
tkscz
Member
What we need is more Captain Maple Syrup!
Came to post this, but thinking about it, I like them best as rivals/friends than lovers.
GinoFelino
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Okay that's pretty good
DarkConfidant
Member
Wario is too disgusting to attract anyone.
The women Waluigi are with wouldn't be suitable for any audience.
The women Waluigi are with wouldn't be suitable for any audience.
Spring-Loaded
Member
What we need is more Captain Maple Syrup!
as a kid i was confused why they didnt just reuse her for mario tennis instead of having to invent a girlfriend for wario out of whole cloth like the np interview implies
NinjaCoachZ
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Omar Dogan. One of my favourite artists. He draws for the Street Fighter Udon comics.
