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[Miyazaki’s Slave]

Bah Weep Granah Weep Nini Bong

 

[Oberstein]

But that was before my car accident.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Dude you might be kidding but there was a time when teenager me and my friends would try to surprise each other at parties with the "buffalo bill dance", tucked penis and all.
Whenever you see a friend with his back turned to you there was a chance he'd hit you with it.
I don't know what was so goddam funny about it but i almost died laughing a few time seeing a friend get buffalo billed, or even getting buffalo billed myself.

This sounds similar to the "braining" and "batwinging" that went around my high school. If you know, you know.

 

[Kamina]

 

[Burning Blade]

“Yessir the check is in the mail!”
“I was born ready.”
“It’s all in the reflexes!”

 

[NeverYouMind]

"I am altering the deal. Pray I do not alter it any further." - Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)


"Oh, there is a f@#%ing surprise... What? What did I say? What?" - My Cousin Vinny (1992)


"Some quit. Some turn to drugs and alcohol!" - I Say Nay Nay Comedy Special by John Pinette (2007)


"Oh, you think ______ is your ally. You merely adopted the ______. I was born in it, molded by it..." - The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

 

[TGO]

Expect the worst and hope for the best (Jackie Chan)

Operation Condor Armour of God II

I also like this one from Rush Hour

"You seem as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier for me to find out how full of shit they are."

I'm always quoting some line of something from a film or song ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[sono]

They bought the tickets I say let them crash

 

[clarky]

"Im here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and im all out of bubble gum"

Although i had to stop saying it after getting twatted for the umpteenth time.

 

[John Marston]

I'm waiting for an opportunity to use that one.
So far no luck.

 

[Dacvak]

I’ll take a pound of nuts

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

I'd fuck me

He is almost Naked

 

[T8SC]

Everyday.

Less frequently:

 

[ClanOfNone]

“Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.”

“This is Ghostrider, requesting a flyby.”

 

[winjer]

 

[Trunx81]

I’ll take a pound of nuts

You want to get nuts? Let’s get nuts!

 

[Artoris]

"keep the change you filthy animal"

you can say it at a 99 cent store

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Game over man! Game over!

 

[Snaggletooth]

Whether they're on on need turning off or vise versa.

 

[JBat]

I’ll take a pound of nuts

I use "do it to it Lars!" daily

 

[Dr. Suchong]

"Ok, let's go to town!"
From Lost Boys iirc.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Pulp Fiction's breakfast scene planted seeds in my mind. Quite a few I've either said or thought of saying over the years.


"I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"
"This is a tasty burger"
"Tasty beverage"
Calling someone "Flock of Seagulls"

Snatch is a source of plenty, but the first one that comes to mind is "No thank you Turkish, I'm sweet enough"


There's also a couple from this 8 second clip:

That's my favourite

 

[TDiddyLive]

American Pie had some good lines.

 

[Furiousrunt]

I don't believe you

 

[RJMacready73]

c'mon surely we all use "glitch in the matrix" to excuse doing something fucking stupid or writing an email with an obvious mistake and following it up with a "sorry, must've been a glitch in the matrix made me send that"

 

[Dr.Morris79]

I think the one I've used to most has to be this classic

 

[TwiztidElf]

So many from this film.

 

[phaedrus]

They bought the tickets I say let them crash

Surely you can't be serious.

 

[Billbofet]

"Hugs and kisses to all your pink parts." Kuffs 1992

 

[22:22:22]

Strangely enough I can't think of one line of dialogue.

After watching a movie with some memorable lines I'll repeat many of them for some days and then I'll stop I guess.

I guess Zoolander and Borat are my most quoted movies back then.

Oh and perhaps Starsky and Hutch remake with "Do it .. Do it"

When I think about it I just realized I just visualize a certain scene in my head and chuckle (if it was a comedy), hmmmm

 

[Lord Panda]

Whether they're on on need turning off or vise versa.

I'm partial to this line whenever I'm about to tuck into some chicken:

 

[kurisu_1974]

 

[Kacho]

I say this when I have to poop

 

[FinalBossWithTheMostPower]

 

[FunkMiller]

Every time somebody tells me something needs sorting out, I always hear the reply in my head like this.



"We still need to buy potatoes for when your mother comes over next week"

Me, in gravelly Batman voice: "We Will."

 

[dispensergoinup]

“Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.”

“This is Ghostrider, requesting a flyby.”

"Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full" - my "No" to most questions

 

[Johnny2Bad]

"I wouldn't shit you, you're my favorite turd"
- The Last Detail

"Don't call me Shirley "
- Airplane!

"I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey "
-Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me

 

[IntentionalPun]

 

[Valonquar]

 

[Power Pro]

My Dad has doctor named Womack, and every time someone says his name, I want to say:

 

[sloppyjoe_gamer]

Anytime someone says "Surely this or that", i use this without hesitation

 

[The Stig]

I work in IT as a system admin. I use the Sam L Jackson quote from Jurassic Park whenever rebooting or loading something significant:

"Hold on to your butts!"

Also when doing pretty much anything in life these days:

"I'm too old for this shit."

 

[AJUMP23]

I used “nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition today.”

 

[UnravelKatharsis]

I quote movies so much I couldn't possibly list them. It's just whatever comes to mind at that moment.

I'll give a for instance, just the other day I met some friends for lunch, one of the guys comes in and says "hello boys."

I replied: "I'm baaaaaaaaaack!"

 

[Bartski]

 

[22:22:22]

"For fucks sake"

"fuck me sideways"


*Sex in the city 2

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Some excellent examples, hahaha. I even use a couple of them, myself.

Another common one is "English motherfucker, do you speak it?!"

I've probably used a ton of Matrix ones, too.

For Lord of the Rings, I have a nasty habit of shouting "Into the mines!" anytime anyone in any context mentions Mines. Like some super specific late onset tourettes or some shit.

 

[Ownage]

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Bitches leave.

Either no seat on the bus or someone’s in the queue in front of me or someone’s meeting is over-running in the meeting room I have booked.