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[Rival]

Smoked salmon?

 

[theWB27]

Nothing will dethrone the king.

Smores aren't very good though

 

[Basoes]

needs more of these babies

 

[Entropia]

Except the real king

I've seen those in Canada... I may try them.

I wish Canada got like... half of these fancy flavours! I don't even think we got pumpkin spice ones this year. Did they only do Apple Pie?

 

[Ahasverus]

Have lootboxes gone too far?

 

[Cuburt]

Have lootboxes gone too far?

Not far enough

 

[Van Bur3n]

semen?

Goddamn, I thought the same thing when reading the OP. First post takes it.

 

[hydruxo]

The real mystery is how anyone can like Oreos.

who hurt you

 

[B-Dubs]

Nothing will dethrone the king.

Those are literally amazing.

 

[Queen Vulpix]

Nothing will dethrone the king.

Why did I never know these existed? T_T My life will never be complete if they aren't re-released one day!

 

[RedToad64]

Have lootboxes gone too far?

Oreos should have ESRB ratings??

 

[parrotbeak]

I bet they don't know what flavor it was supposed to be and will just pick whoever comes up with the most marketable answer.

 

[DongBeetle]

Not far enough

Yellow is bad no matter what

 

[Chie Satonaka]

The only thing this thread has done is make me upset that I didn't get a chance to try out the smores oreos.

I'm guessing those are no longer available. Damn.

Edit:

Holy shit they were from 2015?

I need to up my snack game, apparently. Geez.

 

[Linkura]

Maybe it's the same flavor as the GOAT Airheads flavor:

 

[nicoga3000]

The only thing this thread has done is make me upset that I didn't get a chance to try out the smores oreos.

I'm guessing those are no longer available. Damn.

Edit:

Holy shit they were from 2015?

I need to up my snack game, apparently. Geez.

Best flavor of all time.

Also, had these last night. They're either Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Trix, or maybe a chocolate covered fruit (orange?). Boring.

 

[Rootbeer]

I saw the new mystery oreo packages at target yesterday.

scared to try it.

 

[forms]

"Mystery flavor. Artificially flavored."

People actually read that shit and still buy the product?

 

[Davey Cakes]

"Mystery flavor. Artificially flavored."

People actually read that shit and still buy the product?

No one's buying Oreos for organic and all natural. We embrace the fake.

 

[Always-honest]

Yeah probably cheap cum.

 

[Milly79]

The real mystery is how anyone can like Oreos.

Agreed. The only ones I really liked were the golden chocolate and those are long goneee.

 

[Dead Prince]

Yeah probably cheap cum.

i like to dust gold flakes on my partner's face when i flick the cum on their face.

 

[Clockwork5]

These lootboxes are getting out of control.

Edit: beaten

Have lootboxes gone too far?

 

[nampad]

semen?

i hope so

Semen.

I could sure go for a Brotien Oreo.

Maybe its fruity jizz flavour

100% of the daily recommended protein.

Hello yes I'm here for the fruity jizz

Note: never eat at those guys/gals place.

 

[QuantumSquid]

Hope it's plain. Goes well with a glass of water on the side for dipping.

Water?!

 

[the anime man]

Except the real king

These are awesome, as are the cookie butter ones.

 

[schwabdizzle]

Except the real king

These are legit. I would put these up against any package cookie.

 

[KodaRuss]

I tried one and they arent very good. Tasted like fruit loops or something.

 

[Pesmerga00]

Before reading the OP, I thought they were taking the beanboozled route to distaste you with this.

Which ones are natural, and which ones are artificial. This is very important!

 

[Setzer]

It tastes exactly like the Fruity pebbles one they did last year. I don't like it with the chocolate cookie though.

 

[Doc_Drop]

isn't that much toothpaste dangerous to ingest

You think someone's going to keep eating after one bite?

That'll happen if you eat a lot of pineapple.

Underated post

 

[Swass]

It tastes exactly like the Fruity pebbles one they did last year. I don't like it with the chocolate cookie though.

Agreed, smells and tastes just like Fruity Pebbles.. and the stuff is great alone, but terrible with the chocolate wafers. Was the official one they did on golden wafers?

Edit:

The official ones look way better with the cereal pieces and the golden wafers.

 

[sloppyjoe_gamer]

I'm 99.9% sure it's orange chocolate.

 

[BlueBadger]

Not far enough

That game is absolutely disgusting. lol. I'm still gagging from some of those flavors.

 

[Astral Dog]

Mango!

 

[Jarate]

The GOAT are the Birthday Cake Oreos and the Cinammon Bun ones

 

[mike6467]

So is this basically the energy drink solution? We don't have real flavors anymore but we came up with this sugar infusion that's addicting as fuck. Let's call it White Thunder or something equally ambiguous!

 

[BluePigGanon]

The GOAT are the Birthday Cake Oreos and the Cinammon Bun ones

Y'all are crazy. The ACTUAL actual GOAT:

 

[KingV]

The real mystery is how anyone can like Oreos.

Put them shits in milk for like 20 seconds first.

 

[chekhonte]

I bought some mystery oreos and they were fucking lemon cookie. That's like finding a treasure map digging up a chest and it has a single pair of Costco brand socks.

 

[BluePigGanon]

Put them shits in milk for like 20 seconds first.

Or buy Trader Joe's Jo-Jos and never think about Oreos again.

 

[Queen Vulpix]

Y'all are crazy. The ACTUAL actual GOAT:

Bleh you people stop showing me things that I missed out on T_T Though peanut butter is my favorite spread/filling ever and if the jelly in these tastes anything like the amazing jelly donut Oreo's they released earlier this year these must taste like heaven.

 

[snap]

People who bought these, have you guys continued to eat them or stopped after a few?

I got some two days ago and have noticed that--yes, they are Fruit Loops flavored--but also, they leave a chemically sweet taste in your mouth that doesn't really go away. You'll stop tasting it but every so often you'll catch a hint of it in your throat. It's very off putting.

 

[WhiteRabbitEXE]

Oreos still don't contain actual cream / dairy? Thought they changed that.

God I hope they don't ever. I like actually being able to eat them.

 

[Northernlights]

The real mystery is how anyone can like Oreos.

You have no soul.

 

[Experien]

Key lime was the one I had and I didn't like it.

 

[Stuggernaut]

wow a search for ALL Oreo flavors reveals some NASTY combos. I had hoped some of these are Memes and fake, cuz... YUCK.

But alas...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Oreo_varieties

 

[BriGuy]

Shit tastes like Fruit Loops.

 

[The Faceless Master]

nobody mentioned firework oreos?

 

[Goodacre0081]

i dunno. eating any food with mystery in the title sounds like a bad idea