reconstruction of key development meetings at nintendo
miyamoto: 'in my ongoing effort to ruin every nintendo franchise i didn't create, i need someone to do an awful new kid icarus game. sakurai, have you played kid icarus?'
sakurai: 'totally, that's one of my favorite games.'
miyamoto: 'excellent. now to slip sakamoto some bad acid.'
*sakurai makes kid icarus*
miyamoto: 'this is certainly awful, but it doesn't appear to be a kid icarus game at all.'
sakurai: 'oh, kid icarus? i thought you said shadow the hedgehog.'
miyamoto: 'well, let's replace the hedgehog with pit and call it a day. no, keep the guns and the grindrails, they're perfect.'