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NO HOTDOGGIN, NO VISORS, NO TOUCHIN' WOMEN EH

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KIDS, YOU KNOW I LOVE MOLSON CANADIAN. I LOVE HOCKEY. I LOVE THE BRUINS. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I LOVE? CONSENT, EH. IT'S REAL IMPORTANT IF YOU WANNA PLAY THE RIGHT WAY, EH.

KIDS, DON'T GO TOUCHIN' WOMEN, EH. DON'T BE GOIN' IN THE SHOWER WITH 'EM EITHER. IF THEY WANNA BE LEFT ALONE, LEAVE 'EM ALONE! KEEP YOUR STICKS DOWN AN' YOUR HEAD UP, EH. NO ONE CARES IF SHE'S BI OR SOMETHIN'. BE RESPECTFUL AN' ALL THAT.

YA DON'T SEE JOHNNY TAVARES DANGLIN' 'ROUND WOMEN, EH. WHAT ABOUT NICKY KRUSCHEVOR? EH, HE PROBABLY AIN'T DOIN' NOTHIN' FUNNY EITHER.

ALRIGHT LET ME TELL YOU KIDS A STORY: I WAS IN THE BATHROOM WASHIN' MY HANDS, WHEN THIS TAYLOR MALKIN GUY RAN INSIDE THE WOMEN'S BATHROOM NAKED, EH. BOY WAS I STEAMED. HE WAS IN THERE MAKIN' ADVANCES ON THIS PUKIN' WOMAN, EH, AN' DECIDED TO HOP IN THE SHOWER WITH HER AFTER SHE REJECTED HIS ADVANCES. THAT AIN'T RIGHT, KIDS. YOU DON'T DO THAT! CONSENT AN' RESPECT, EH.

ANYHOW, ALL OF A SUDDEN, A BUNCH OF GOOD RESET KIDS RAN IN, SANG THE NATIONAL ANTHEM, AN' LEFT TAYLOR'S WEBSITE, EH. BOY I WAS TEARIN' UP. THOSE KIDS REMINDED ME OF BOBBY ORR. GOD LOVE 'EM.

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