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[ronito]

OK with the Holidays coming up let's give you a chance to clear your slate for Santa and give us the gift of entertainment.

The how:
Send secret confessions to gafconfess@gmail.com
I'll check it periodically and post them here.
You can look for an anonymous emailer out there. There must be one. I will not post email addresses. But if you don't want it coming back to you take some care of your own identity.

The rules:
1. Try to keep it as clean as possible.
2. Don't make stuff up.
3. Don't admit to anything seriously illegal (animal killing/abuse, rape, etc) I have reported people to the police before I wont hesitate to do that for you
4. None of this "then a couple of guys who were up to no good..." crap.
5. Don't make stuff up.
6. Remember detective GAF: Don't put anything out there that you don't want public.
7. Anything emailed has the consent to be posted. HOWEVER, that does not mean that everything emailed will get posted. If it's a stupid confession it doesn't get posted.
8. Don't post anything that would make GAF liable.
9. Be nice.
10. Don't make stuff up.

 

[Horseticuffs]

That's awesome that you are starting back up! I thought you had had enough of the myriad horrors last time

You are a finer man than I, dear sir.

 

[Jacob]

Glad to see this thread is back again. Thanks, ronito!

 

[Symphonia]

Subbed

 

[Prototype-03]

subbed! The old thread was one of my favorites on GAF

 

[Mike M]

OK with the Holidays coming up let's give you a chance to clear your slate for Santa and give us the gift of entertainment.

The how:
Send secret confessions to gafconfess@gmail.com
I'll check it periodically and post them here.
You can look for an anonymous emailer out there. There must be one. I will not post email addresses. But if you don't want it coming back to you take some care of your own identity.

The rules:
1. Try to keep it as clean as possible.
2. Don't make stuff up.
3. Don't admit to anything seriously illegal (animal killing/abuse, rape, etc) I have reported people to the police before I wont hesitate to do that for you
4. None of this "then a couple of guys who were up to no good..." crap.
5. Don't make stuff up.
6. Remember detective GAF: Don't put anything out there that you don't want public.
7. Anything emailed has the consent to be posted. HOWEVER, that does not mean that everything emailed will get posted. If it's a stupid confession it doesn't get posted.
8. Don't post anything that would make GAF liable.
9. Be nice.
10. Don't make stuff up.

WTF, where's the kitten avatar?

 

[Like the hat?]

My favorite gaf threads

 

[XiaNaphryz]

So the last thread wasn't really the final one? I've been duped!

 

[ronito]

My friends and I went to a casino a few weeks ago. There was an old lady at the bar trying to pick up young guys. She was 62 (I'm in my early 20s).
I went back to her room and banged the hell out of her. I told my friends I only went with her because I was really drunk. I wasn't. I was perfectly sober.

I knew you were never drunk big boy

 

[Silas Lang]

YES! I love these threads. Thanks for bringing it back!

 

[Vermillion]

3. Don't admit to anything seriously illegal (animal killing/abuse, rape, etc) I have reported people to the police before I wont hesitate to do that for you

I can imagine why you couldn't deal with the last one...

Anyways, welcome back!

(I know that you never really left, but the confession threads were kind of your magnum opus, sooooo...)

 

[hwalker84]

Tagged

 

[Noisy Ninj4]

Good to see you back in the saddle, ronito. I await craziness.

 

[jerry1594]

More fake stories! *subs*

 

[B-Dubs]

Looks like we're starting small this time around. This is gonna be good.

 

[daw840]

Definitely subscribing. These are great.

 

[Tashi]

The first was a classic. Looking forward to some crazy shit (fake or not) in this one. Entertain me!

 

[cartoon_soldier]

I hope you survive this one ronito

 

[No Love]

Can't wait.

 

[Falcs]

Please don't ever get banned, Ronito. These threads are probably what I love most about Gaf.

 

[braves01]

WTF, where's the kitten avatar?

This face -->

Staring in shock at confessions is too perfect, that's why there's no cat

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

Omg subbed

 

[Sats]

I'm tempted to put in a confession, just to say one of them is mine. But the joke will be on me when there is only one confession sent in.

 

[JetBlackPanda]

subbed faster then the first awkward sex story shows up on here.

edit: i see it already has

 

[Linsies]

I've been missing the confession thread! Thanks Ronito!

 

[Falcs]

I'm tempted to put in a confession, just to say one of them is mine. But the joke will be on me when there is only one confession sent in.

Now we all know the next one's yours.

 

[Sats]

Now we all know the next one's yours.

You can't prove anything!

 

[ronito]

I'm addicted to GAF. And I'm paranoid I MIGHT get banned, although I've been a member for years and have never been banned and I don't post or act like an ass. So I have no reason I should fear a ban, but just the thought that it COULD happen and I'd never be able to post again, made me create back-up accounts

I have 3 GAF accounts

- My main one
- One that I just posted enough to get past Junior status, so it has thread making privileges
- and one final additional back up one that's still a Junior Member with only a few posts

GAF is this normal? I bet I'm not the only one with multiple accounts

Remember what I said in the OP about GAF detectives? You're probably going to wish you had paid attention to that.

 

[SystemBug]

are we like. allowed to guess?

 

[lethial]

What a weirdo nerd, holy shit.

 

[ronito]

Once when helping vice president of sales setup his email I saw his password and would regularly check the email until the password expired. I was able to get salary information for all the employees this way.

I once worked for a company where one employee went into HR and printed out a sheet with everyone's salary on it and posted it in the lunch room, twice.
He wasn't fired because technically there wasn't anything in the company policy at that point that made doing such a thing a terminateable offense

 

[ronito]

I know that for many people, their secret is that they're hiding their religious unbelief or skepticism from their family.

Not me. In fact, my situation is just the opposite.

I grew up as the child of two nonreligious college professors, in a family full of liberal scientists.

But as I grew up and experienced more of the world, I saw that wealth and technology couldn't solve all our problems. When my friends and acquaintances battled drugs, when I met people who'd grown up in broken families, when I myself felt too weak to go on, I recognized the role of the church and strong moral values in helping even the least of us (Mat. 25:40). My conscience tugged at me--to "do the right thing," to have concern for others--in a way that I can't explain without recourse to a higher power. And when I sat in church, I felt peace like I've never known otherwise, and I knew the Spirit was there.

I haven't told anyone in my family yet. It's going to be interesting.

"Mom and Dad, I have to tell you I believe in God."
"What?! You're not going to hell!"

 

[ronito]

I have fucked up issues regarding morality and sex. I don't think I could ever be able to date a non-virgin. Even if I was 26 years old and divorced with a kid, I'd rather be with a virgin in her late teens, early twenties

to me, 8/10 virgin > 10/10 girl who has had previous partners

Annnd here we go....

 

[zero_suit]

Subbed

 

[Avixph]

I'm addicted to GAF. And I'm paranoid I MIGHT get banned, although I've been a member for years and have never been banned and I don't post or act like an ass. So I have no reason I should fear a ban, but just the thought that it COULD happen and I'd never be able to post again, made me create back-up accounts

I have 3 GAF accounts

- My main one
- One that I just posted enough to get past Junior status, so it has thread making privileges
- and one final additional back up one that's still a Junior Member with only a few posts

GAF is this normal? I bet I'm not the only one with multiple accounts

Remember what I said in the OP about GAF detectives? You're probably going to wish you had paid attention to that.

How is it even possible to get more than one account?

 

[Tragicomedy]

Lunchbox is Alt.

Wait, I'm not sure I get how this thread works.

 

[Avixph]

Signing up with different e-mail addresses? A lot of ISPs allow you to create more than one e-mail. Or you could have moved and gotten a new ISP, but still had the account from your old address.

Wow that's too much effort.

 

[God Dayumm]

Rono, can you elaborate on point 4? I don't understand

 

[Das Ace]

Annnd here we go....

Madonna-Whore complex.

I see the same sentiment all over the internet. It's kind of weird but what ever.

 

[akira28]

The confessor...hungry for more sins, mmmm? Hahahahahaaa

 

[Resilient]

Rono, can you elaborate on point 4? I don't understand

A bad meme.

Ronito you're doing Gods work. Keep it up.

 

[Valhelm]

Are we allowed to confess any illegal activity at all?

 

[ronito]

I participated in a Boy Scout hazing. I, a 13-year-old boy, participated with 6 guys in their late teens as we beat a 12-year-old with sticks in the forest.

And by sticks you meant dicks right?

Seriously though, this was all too common. When I joined the scouts every new member got pantsed in public and then there was a lot of dancing in underwear around the campsites and in tents. I almost wish I had been gay because I never saw as many guys in underwear as I did in scouts. Seems like such a waste.

 

[ronito]

Are we allowed to confess anything at all?

Things I wont post:
- Hating on other GAFers
- Lusting on other GAFers
- Really criminal stuff (like rape, killing animals and such)
- Boring confessions

Otherwise, go for it.

 

[User 100115]

Subbed!

Not so anon confession: Sometimes gaf creeps me out. I've made a ton of friends here and I love gaf in general, but the fact that I rocketed from junior to 'people I've never seen post knowing a ton about me' in less than a year is a bit weird.

 

[GrizzNKev]

Subbed!

Not so anon confession: Sometimes gaf creeps me out. I've made a ton of friends here and I love gaf in general, but the fact that I rocketed from junior to 'people I've never seen post knowing a ton about me' in less than a year is a bit weird.

You have a name that's a common word in the English language, a tag, and a well-known obsession with the man in your avatar. You're never going to escape that.

 

[Gorillaz]

Subbed.

Didn't think Ronito would come back to it at first....

 

[ronito]

when i watch porn i always imagine that they're married or dating in real life

i should just watch amateur but it's not as good. quality is shit, and people are less attractive.

Amateur >>>> Professional stuff.
However, I'm there with you, you have to wade through a lot of really terrible amateur stuff to get to anything good. Sometimes it's just not worth the effort.

But pretending they're married in real life? I couldn't get off thinking "I bet he's wondering if he left the leftovers in the microwave."

 

[User 100115]

You have a name that's a common word in the English language, a tag, and a well-known obsession with the man in your avatar. You're never going to escape that.

I've only had the tag for like, half a year though!

 

[Vermillion]

Subbed!

Not so anon confession: Sometimes gaf creeps me out. I've made a ton of friends here and I love gaf in general, but the fact that I rocketed from junior to 'people I've never seen post knowing a ton about me' in less than a year is a bit weird.

Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhh, GAF collectively remembers everything.

You really should have expected as much.

*shrug*