I hear the release of Mario Galaxy will usher in the Third Age of this universe, whereupon we shall shed these physical vessels we call "bodies" for a higher form of existence as pan-intelligent beings of pure energy, our very thoughts singing "Wow!" in unison across the cosmos, in the long-delayed resumption, and ultimate surpassing, of God's halted plan to fashion man in his own image.
I hear Mario Galaxy will get everyone laid.
I hear that if you don't play Super Mario Galaxy, the Global Warmings win.
I also hear that Super Mario Galaxy is the true final battle of World War II, and if it hits 15,000,000 copies sold (not shipped), Japan retroactively wins and China as a nation will be abolished.