Support NeoGAF

[jarosh]

i'm getting a boner here. please proceed

 

[tedtropy]

Seriously, where is there to think about here...

 

[jarosh]

Seriously, where is there to think about here...

what?

 

[White Man]

Jarosh, I have heard so much about the cheeses of your land. I can appreciate your culture much more than cloudwalking could. Frankly, <inconspicuously>I think she's kinda dumb</inconspicuously>.

 

[Sonki.]

Seriously, where is there to think about here...

Are you sure?

 

[tedtropy]

Are you sure?

Well now I'm not.

 

[jarosh]

Jarosh, I have heard so much about the cheeses of your land. I can appreciate your culture much more than cloudwalking could. Frankly, <inconspicuously>I think she's kinda dumb</inconspicuously>.

cheeses? that's all you know of our culture? i'm afraid that won't suffice if you want to **** me. is there anything else you know about "swissyland"?

i'm a little bit on the fence here. i might even choose ted, you know. that shirtless gif is kinda hot.

 

[White Man]

cheeses? that's all you know of our culture? i'm afraid that won't suffice if you want to **** me. is there anything else you know about "swissyland"?

i'm a little bit on the fence here. i might even choose ted, you know. that shirtless gif is kinda hot.

Uh, you got rape raped by Napoleon. There's that whole neutrality thing, which is great for me because I am totally apathetic. You have sweet banks that are great for tax shelters, funding terrorists, and good for hiding illicit slush funds. Many of thos European moon languages are spoken there. Oh, H.R. Giger is from there, iirc. And linguist JESUS Ferdinand de Saussure. And Jung and uhhhhh, philosopher Rousseau. And is Swissyland the yodeling place? I guess Gwen Stefani is very swiss influenced. Oh and it's like, all European and shit, so you have awesome progressive attitudes about ****ing.

 

[Crab Shaker]

wtf is going on here, how do we even know that's a real pic of jarosh?

 

[funkmastergeneral]

my girlfriend doing what she does best. my laundry.

 

[White Man]

Oh and that chocolate milk whore is from there, too. Swiss Miss or whatever. God I hate her.

 

[jarosh]

Uh, you got rape raped by Napoleon. There's that whole neutrality thing, which is great for me because I am totally apathetic. You have sweet banks that are great for tax shelters, funding terrorists, and good for hiding illicit slush funds. Many of thos European moon languages are spoken there. Oh, H.R. Giger is from there, iirc. And linguist JESUS Ferdinand de Saussure. And Jung and uhhhhh, philosopher Rousseau. And is Swissyland the yodeling place? I guess Gwen Stefani is very swiss influenced. Oh and it's like, all European and shit, so you have awesome progressive attitudes about ****ing.

that's nice but mostly irrelevant since you didn't mention the only two important people switzerland has ever produced. this guy and this guy. if you can prove that you've at least read one of their novels i will have intercourse with you.

wtf is going on here, how do we even know that's a real pic of jarosh?

it is. no, i'm not going to hold up a stupid sign that says "hello gaf" or something.

Oh and that chocolate milk whore is from there, too. Swiss Miss or whatever. God I hate her.

i don't know who you're talking about

 

[White Man]

I'm fairly certain I at least read a few scenes from a Frisch play when I was in college, but I'd be hard pressed to remember what. So I guess you got me.

And how are Jung, Rousseau, and Saussure not important?

Also, I can guarantee cloudwalking has also never read anything by the people you mentioned!

 

[tedtropy]

my girlfriend doing what she does best. my laundry.

That's fine and all, but she's yet to make me my sandwich.

Also, clear your browser history. They always find out about GAF. Always. Don't make it easy for her.

 

[LordMaji]

tell her to get off her ass and clean that room too.

Damn lazy women these days. :lol

 

[HomShaBom]

my girlfriend doing what she does best. my laundry.

rofl @ the tv and the 360 beside it.

 

[jarosh]

I'm fairly certain I at least read a few scenes from a Frisch play when I was in college, but I'd be hard pressed to remember what. So I guess you got me.

And how are Jung, Rousseau, and Saussure not important?

rousseau is ok i guess. just a matter of personal preference. i simply ADORE frisch and dürrenmatt. you need to read "gantenbein" or "i'm not stiller". i'm pretty sure you'd like it.

Also, I can guarantee cloudwalking has also never read anything by the people you mentioned!

to be fair she's got boobs and a vagina. i kinda like that too

 

[White Man]

to be fair she's got boobs and a vagina. i kinda like that too

You're just her flavor of the week! She'll be back to demi in no time!

 

[Meier]

rofl @ the tv and the 360 beside it.

Haha no kidding. That's getting your money's worth!

 

[tedtropy]

Haha no kidding. That's getting your money's worth!

Just because it's small doesn't mean it isn't running 1080i native. That thing could be seven inches of HD glory!

 

[jarosh]

You're just her flavor of the week! She'll be back to demi in no time!

as soon as that happens i'm all yours. you'll probably feel violated but you won't be able to resist me

Just because it's small doesn't mean it...

tell me you're not used to employing that defense

 

[atomsk]

tom cruise

lol what

rofl @ the tv and the 360 beside it.

it that hardwood floor or carpet? either way, GET IT OFF THE FLOOR

 

[Battersea Power Station]

I just commandeered this ship and am taking it to the Pirate Bay.

 

[funkmastergeneral]

It's linoleum, and the xbox360 was a gift to me from the pharmacists at the store i work at. I'm pretty poor (as seen by my 13" TV which has a VHS slot covered by duct tape) and the only way i could afford school was scholarships.

 

[HomShaBom]

I just commandeered this ship and am taking it to the Pirate Bay.

Ghost ride the Ship.

 

[optimiss]

Yes, I am pointing a flashlight at my head.

 

[tedtropy]

tell me you're not used to employing that defense

Apparently you skimmed past the "seven inches of HD glory" part. KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN?!?

 

[Chao]

Spoiler

lol copy/paste

i look terrifyingly young in this picture.
in real life i don't look like 16 and i also look about 50% less gay. i swear.

Y HALO THAR BUTTSEKS? <3


(you are hawt jarosh, I have to admit. And I am exclusively heterosexual, but...)

 

[Saoh]

Spoiler

lol copy/paste

i look terrifyingly young in this picture.
in real life i don't look like 16 and i also look about 50% less gay. i swear.

is that really really you? MY GOD! i finally meet the PSlegend

i had a totally different image of you, but wow you´re hot. can i move in with you? i can take care of Zorro and Julie(?) too!!

 

[Junpei Heat]

Wow jarosh sure has some tough competition.......whats the age of consent in Switzerland?

optimiss you look a bit different from the last pic you posted but i like your hair

 

[jarosh]

KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN?!?

you're a grower?

is that really really you? MY GOD! i finally meet the PSlegend

i had a totally different image of you, but wow you´re hot. can i move in with you? i can take care of Zorro and Julie(?) too!!

lol you know the names of my cats. okay you can move in. stalker.

 

[Chao]

Alien Jesus mode on.

 

[tedtropy]

you're a grower?

Well I don't flatter myself so much as to say it starts out at that length, so yes, a grower am I.

 

[jarosh]

i choose you.

unzip your pants, big boy

 

[tedtropy]

i choose you.

unzip your pants, big boy

I'm like Pikachu! Only...more of a man whore. The weekend has only begun and already it's awesome.

 

[CrisKre]

wow, u look nice jarosh. random and unrelated son: i also wanted to ask u. what program do u use to do the gifs?

 

[Dynamite Shikoku]

These gay jarosh wars need more gay avatars like mine

 

[Saoh]

lol you know the names of my cats. okay you can move in. stalker.

yeah, zorro is a pretty hard name to forget. i happen to have a cat too, so i posted in that thread.

i hope you dont mind the post-it's with sex messages i'm gonna leave on your fridge.

I'm like Pikachu! Only...more of a man whore. The weekend has only begun and already it's awesome.

what do you do for $27?? sucks that the pay day is far away, i dont have the whole $50

 

[jarosh]

son

uhm, what was that all about?

i use imageready for the gifs.

I'm like Pikachu! Only...more of a man whore. The weekend has only begun and already it's awesome.

what do you do for $27?? sucks that the pay day is far away, i dont have the whole $50

i wonder if that mistake has something to do with your subconscious

 

[tedtropy]

what do you do for $27?? sucks that the pay day is far away, i dont have the whole $50

Considering what tax-time is about to do to me, probably the same thing I'd do for $50. Only I'd lie to the people willing to pay the $50, of course.

 

[Junpei Heat]

These gay jarosh wars need more gay avatars like mine

I agree my avatar can be pimped and I just found out what the age of consent is I'm legal baby :lol

jarosh "son" is american slang

and cats are fighting in my backyard ima about to go take a picture

 

[jarosh]

jarosh "son" is american slang

yeah well thanks i know that. but it's completely weird how he used it

 

[DJ Sl4m]

i choose you.

unzip your pants, big boy

:lol :lol

Good shit.

 

[Saoh]

i wonder if that mistake

what mistake?

 

[jarosh]

check again who you quoted

 

[Saoh]

damn copy/paste. i meant the ted, of course.

 

[tedtropy]

Wait a minute...what did I do?

 

[Yama]

 

[boutrosinit]

Spoiler

lol copy/paste

i look terrifyingly young in this picture.
in real life i don't look like 16 and i also look about 50% less gay. i swear.

Hmmm...

 

[Saoh]

Wait a minute...what did I do?

No sir! you said $27 was fine, you can't take it back