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[jett]

Would be great for a bish 2 in 1 ban hammer.

I didn't bish it up, but here's a new take on an oldie...

 

[Risible]

Could have landed the right hand better if he would have sat down on it even more but clearly he wanted to be positioned and mobile for a 3rd guy.

The leap-in left hook was perfect. He got good rotation on the front foot.

Two picture perfect knockouts. Internet commentator not impressed. News at 11.

 

[fierro]

I guess boxing can be added to the list of combat forms that actually work against people without weapons.

Most states have laws against a Professional Boxer using their hands to assault someone out of a boxing ring.

 

[Stinkles]

Everyone involved are absolute morons. Perhaps it's the propaganda over here seeping into my conscience but thankfully nobody died.

I have long wondered why people are so quick to contest anything on the Internet, but as soon as the context of the video is deemed to make the violence within justified, nobody questions it.

Sober people often have a monopoly on surgical skill and righteousness. Not always, but often.

 

[nicanica]

Real life version of this:

 

[Vibranium]

Incredible footwork. Props to the guy for teaching them a lesson.

 

[Lazyslob]

its funny all the boxing gurus

Spoiler

had a free trial or has gone to boxing for all of 3 weeks

come out to either praise or say this guy needs a little work LOL

 

[Error]

Here ya go

this needs the Dark Souls "You died" caption.

 

[Zabuza]

Ultimate badass.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I thought there was some kind of boxer's code that you don't punch people with full power outside the ring? Unless that wasn't full power, which is a terrifying prospect

 

[Jack Remington]

Some of the comments on that youtube video...

 

[Dreams-Visions]

bodied.

dey sleepin

 

[ErnieMcCracken]

I thought there was some kind of boxer's code that you don't punch people with full power outside the ring? Unless that wasn't full power, which is a terrifying prospect

2 guys coming at ya? Fuck a code.

 

[Jack Remington]

Pretty sure codes don't apply in Russia.

 

[jett]

I thought there was some kind of boxer's code that you don't punch people with full power outside the ring? Unless that wasn't full power, which is a terrifying prospect

They where harassing his wife. That code fucked off soon after that.

 

[TheKaeptain]

I thought there was some kind of boxer's code that you don't punch people with full power outside the ring? Unless that wasn't full power, which is a terrifying prospect

lol no.

 

[SRG01]

I didn't bish it up, but here's a new take on an oldie...

Yes... YESSS!

What would the caption be for the third guy?

 

[KHarvey16]

Most states have laws against a Professional Boxer using their hands to assault someone out of a boxing ring.

I don't think there's any special law for boxers. Assault and battery are illegal for anyone, and I have a hard time seeing this guy be prosecuted since it looks very much like self defense.

 

[Lazyslob]

Most states have laws against a Professional Boxer using their hands to assault someone out of a boxing ring.

nope that shits a myth along with fighters having to register their hands as deadly weapons or some dumb shit. it just comes to how much force you use if you whoop someones ass and get caught.

a bro tried to tell my friend his hands were registered to scare him and he thought it was hilarious. kaeptain probably knows him

 

[GK86]

I blinked and missed that first knock out. Damn that was fierce.

 

[TheStruggler]

I thought there was some kind of boxer's code that you don't punch people with full power outside the ring? Unless that wasn't full power, which is a terrifying prospect

3 vs 1, the rule book gets thrown out. You can fight dirty if needed.

 

[charsace]

Anyone who knows how to fight could see those knock outs coming from a mile away. Both guys step up with their hands down and both had their mouths open. Both walk in one after the other instead of going at him at the same time.

 

[Marvie_3]

The way the first guy drops is like something out of a cartoon. Amazing.

 

[charsace]

The way the first guy drops is like something out of a cartoon. Amazing.

People really drop like that all the time. Did you think games like GTA5 make up the KO animations?

 

[Riposte]

Here ya go

Perhaps one of most rewatchable GIFs on the internet.

EDIT: The non-participants in the walking in the background are hilarious. Like the first on the right is like "So we doing thi- it's over?"

 

[OnionPowder]

Here ya go

I can't stop watching it. It's just perfect

 

[Palpable]

The neogaf and duckroll hate in the comments of that video...

 

[diamount]

Can't find the video, but there is more impressive video of a guy flooring 4 people coming at him. It took place in Turkey, IIRC.

 

[Plywood]

MY FIGHT MONEYYYYYYYYY

I like to think they were sparks since he hit him so hard. But sure, coins work too.

lmao

 

[ChosenPredator]

those punches were so crisp and his reaction time before they could even get started beautiful


I await the internet to remix this a thousand times into something epic (which it already is)

 

[Crossing Eden]

Here ya go

Just pure perfection, there is nothing wrong with this gif. I can't even see the second punch, it's that fast.

 

[NEO0MJ]

Here ya go

This is like an action movie, where the hero just walk forward and knocks everyone down while simply moving forward.

 

[Delta Assault]

Batman is Russian, apparently.

 

[MisterGrey3000]

Here ya go

I can't stop laughing; every time I see the cigarette fly out of the second guy's mouth I I start dying. He was trying way to hard to act like some sort of badass.

 

[JDSN]

Did money just fly out the 3rd guy?

Wrecked that dude so bad he dropped loot.

 

[MUnited83]

Yes... YESSS!

What would the caption be for the third guy?

Juniored?

 

[Lonewolf_92]

Theres so much to look at in this gif. It begs the question though, what the fuck was the second guy thinking? He brought a limp dildo to a sword fight.

Edit: the moral of this story is keep your hands up, folks.

Looked like the first guy might have been opening a knife when he got hit, notice how he's reaching towards his right hand with his left?

Could have landed the right hand better if he would have sat down on it even more but clearly he wanted to be positioned and mobile for a 3rd guy.

The leap-in left hook was perfect. He got good rotation on the front foot.

I think he was a little off balance on the second hit due to the kick to the knee.

 

[Skittles]

I thought there was some kind of boxer's code that you don't punch people with full power outside the ring? Unless that wasn't full power, which is a terrifying prospect

It's usually un necessary to use full power for two reasons
1. Gloves pad the fuck out of your punches
2. You can break your hand very easily

Would of been flawless if he covered up while he threw those punches. Wouldn't be too necessary though, since the only punches you need in a street fight are a jab and a straight

 

[Falk]

Juniored?

I laughed way more at this than the rest of the thread combined.

 

[Thorakai]

you can see their souls leaving their bodies damn

 

[ConradCervantes]

The way an unconscious body falls to the ground is so hypnotizing. I used to watch fight comps on YouTube and was enthralled the entire time.

 

[leadbelly]

Here ya go

Lol

His cigarette flying out of his mouth and hitting the wall.

 

[Dynamite Shikoku]

Love how that second guy tries to kick him

 

[Korosenai]

did the first guy die? it looks like he got hit in the windpipe, tries to grab for his neck, and limps out. then at the end of the video the guys are trying to hold up his limp body while they're saying something..

Nope, he just got hit with some sweet chin music.

 

[theignoramus]

Whats most impressive is him knocking a man clean out with his left. Footwork is fucking sick too.
I remember we had a huge thread about whether or not an average dude with a knife or ballbat could take out an unarmed Mayweather. The result wouldnt be too different from this vid. Average joe cannot fuck with superior speed, agility, and technique.

 

[Smokey]

holy fuck

boys out there sleepin. especially the first guy lol

 

[sankt-Antonio]

Laurel and Hardy ear of movies seemed to capture brawls more realistically then movies today. Cant recall a action movie where the foes get knocked out like that.

MOST POPULAR COMBO!

 

[Fun Factor]

Haha @ 2nd dudes cigarette going flying

Yeah I noticed that too lol.

 

[Nemesis121]

Here ya go

The first guy got fucked up, his footwork was perfection on that punch, second guy looks more of an upper body swing, second guy started to get up after a few seconds, but the first dude was fucking out cold..

 

[cdyhybrid]

Fuck with random people that may or may not be professional fighters, brehs.