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[Busaiku]

MCDONALD'S

 

[Dreaver]

SURPRISE this patent is actually where the whole Playstation 4 conference will be about, and not a new Playstation console.

Spoiler

GAF would implode if true

 

[Plinko]

Pittsburgh Penguins losing?

I'm OK with this.

Seriously, the standing/shouting McDonald's thing is hilarious.

 

[K.Sabot]

I can't wait to throw the pickle.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Yeah, I'm sure this is old because I remember losing it at the "MCDONALDS!" thing

 

[injurai]

ADBLOCK!!

Spoiler

for psn

 

[Elginer]

Damn, whoever wins this gen, we lose. LOL

 

[Pikawil]

Shit, the Black Mirror episode "Fifteen Million Merits" is quickly becomnig reality. Charlie Brooker was right with his bleak outlooks on technology; Sony is not doomed, Sony is dooming!

 

[PapaJustify]

I can't wait to throw the pickle.

Looks like they throwing shit turds.

 

[SoulUnison]

I love how, when told to say "McDonalds!" the little ad diagram guy doesn't just stay on the couch, dejectedly dismissing the commercial. No - He leaps to his feet and cheers for capitalism!

Yeah, science!
Yeah, McDonalds!

 

[Majine]

 

[Presco]

I'm literally incredulous.

"throw a pickle in burger to speed up commercial"

Oh gawd. Next-gen is terrifying.

 

[Viola of the Abyss]

I hope that "interactive commercial" server has an easily blockable IP range.

The console will most likely hang in that case.
I doubt they're going to make it this easy...

 

[kaching]

y'all laugh now, but you'll be happy to be able to order a sandwich during next gen's install/load times.

 

[bone_and_sinew]

Innovating advertisement instead of gaming. *sigh*

 

[raphier]

the new controller has a microphone. THE NEW CONTROLLER HAS A MICROPHONE. Holy shit they are doing this.

vaderno.jpg

 

[chubigans]

bwahaha

I love crazy Sony patents. They are the best.

 

[nckillthegrimace]

why can't i stop laughing

 

[Aquamarine]

Innovating advertisement instead of gaming. *sigh*

Why not innovating advertisement INSIDE of gaming?

Why have loading screens when you could yell MCDONALDS?

;-)

 

[majik13]

what is this shit?

 

[Carlbeego]

Throw a pickle in them buns.

 

[PapaJustify]

I guess you can live ad-free if you are a PS+ user.

 

[Reversed]

Worst/best case: Nintendo and Microsoft ads.

 

[Baconsammy]

This is some funny shit.

 

[panty]

That has to be a joke? Right?

HAhahahahahaah omg

 

[Nabs]

MCDONALDS!

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Say "KILL ME NOW!" to end misery.

 

[Azure J]

I can't fucking BREATHE. :lol :lol :lol

 

[Alx]

I'm surprised they used a real brand name for a patent illustration...

 

[dave is ok]

You're going to have to sing "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!" to kill Big Boss in MGS5

 

[ubercheez]

 

[Raide]

I guess you can live ad-free if you are a PS+ user.

Maybe the more ads you watch in full, the cheaper PS+ gets. Plus they know what you watch and they can send you more of those things!

 

[Saint Gregory]

All Hail McDonalds

Well, at least he appears to be worshiping the almighty burger on a 96" 4K screen so we know that he's ready for next gen.

 

[thuway]

Yeah... fuck this.

 

[FourMyle]

What's pathetic is that there are a bunch of people out there who would defend this shit.


MCDONALDS!

 

[fallagin]

I fucking love sony patents so much. Their art is the best.

 

[Spongebob]

What would peoples reaction be if MS had patented this?

 

[Articalys]

YES

I was just thinking of that

And someone had even already Kazified it back in the original thread!

 

[Baconsammy]

What's pathetic is that there are a bunch of people out there who would defend this shit.


MCDONALDS!

Allow me to be the first: Sony, I will gladly watch a few ads in order to stream PS1/PS2 games for free.

 

[J-Rzez]

Once these ads buy me my games, my console, or pay for my ISP, only then will I accept them.

 

[Mileena]

What's pathetic is that there are a bunch of people out there who would defend this shit.


MCDONALDS!

Where?


Although we did have that thread about the guy complaining at the lack of ads on PSN....

 

[chubigans]

I think this officially beats the "Strap 4 Move controllers on your body" patent.

 

[Aquamarine]

I think this officially beats the "Strap 4 Move controllers on your body" patent.

What the fuck......hahahaha.

You made me spill my drink man.

 

[Majine]

I think this officially beats the "Strap 4 Move controllers on your body" patent.

We were gonna do bicycle kicks in our livingrooms? They have to be trolling 99% of the times with these.

 

[djplaeskool]

Old news is exciting.

With that said, I'm going to go grab an ice cold BEST BRAND SODA.

 

[fallagin]

Gahahahahaha!!

 

[Elginer]

OMG LMFAO

 

[AndyD]

You know that McDonalds ad will evolve into doing this motion =P:

Y, M, C, A... nanananan

 

[nikos]

My body is ready to impulse purchase pizzas.

 

[MRORANGE]

Something I made: