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Show off your GF/Fiance/Wife/Lover. (Be Nice)

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Firaeus

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J. M. Romeo said:
Nah, I'm not into threesomes at all. For some reason, I've never wanted to partake in one.


VZDyI.jpg


Shit like this makes it a complicated decision, though.

That looks like a great time...
 

Aselith

Member
Chinner said:
im so lonely, reading this thread just makes me realise how empty my life is and jerk off.

You jerk off to the women in this thread? Clothed, static pictures? Download some real porn, man. You'll tear your penis right off from jerking so hard.
 
Ok ok, I think I'm gonna stop for now but I really like this girl and she just sent me this pic of a Hello Kitty mug she just got for Christmas

K549H.jpg


No more pics until it's pics of both of us together. Promise.
 
Firaeus said:
Also...its kinda weird knowing that you possibly jerk off to my GF's pics...

A porn actress I used to fool around with a few years ago had the following words of wisdom, regarding her image being wankfood for people.


All I think about is that what I do makes other people happy. Lonely people specially. That is beautiful in a way

It's not like a potential observer is going to walk in and kidnap her, right?

Let him do his thing! If it works for him, then all the better.
 
Sickboy007 said:
J. M. Romeo i just want you to know that i'm jerking off to your avatar picture right now.

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I would avatar quote myself but your Psygnosis owl is distracting me.

Sort of a turn on now that I look at it.


Hrmmm...
 
J. M. Romeo said:
I would avatar quote myself but your Psygnosis owl is distracting me.

Sort of a turn on now that I look at it.


Hrmmm...

Then you're in for a treat baby, because i look exactly like that irl.
 

Ether_Snake

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I'm pretty sure he meant GO jerkoff, not jerkoff here.
 

radjago

Member
J. M. Romeo said:
Ok ok, I think I'm gonna stop for now but I really like this girl and she just sent me this pic of a Hello Kitty mug she just got for Christmas

K549H.jpg


No more pics until it's pics of both of us together. Promise.
Spent New Year's with the in-laws and during a drawing game, I had to draw Hello Kitty, so I proceeded to draw a perfect rendition of the Cheshire Cat instead. I blame the champagne.
 
radjago said:
Spent New Year's with the in-laws and during a drawing game, I had to draw Hello Kitty, so I proceeded to draw a perfect rendition of the Cheshire Cat instead. I blame the champagne.

You could have argued that it was just a very very happy or stoned Hello Kitty.
 

aristotle

Member
J. M. Romeo said:
Ok ok, I think I'm gonna stop for now but I really like this girl and she just sent me this pic of a Hello Kitty mug she just got for Christmas


No more pics until it's pics of both of us together. Promise.


I have no reason to post in this thread but I really hope the image is reversed. Unless you two are married and for some reason are in different places. :lol
 
aristotle said:
I have no reason to post in this thread but I really hope the image is reversed. Unless you two are married and for some reason are in different places. :lol


I don't quite get it. Unless you are implying that her ring looks like a wedding band, which is not.
 

aristotle

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J. M. Romeo said:
I don't quite get it. Unless you are implying that her ring looks like a wedding band, which is not.


Didn't imply at all. That's exactly what I meant. Wedding rings can be all shapes and sizes. I just wondered since it's the only ring she has on and it's on the wedding finger. Carry on and sorry to intrude. :D
 
aristotle said:
Didn't imply at all. That's exactly what I meant. Wedding rings can be all shapes and sizes. I just wondered since it's the only ring she has on and it's on the wedding finger. Carry on and sorry to intrude. :D

Oh, not a problem. She just got that ring from her family this Christmas IIRC. And no intrusion at all.

also, I'm not very much of the marrying type
 

Mikey 2x4

pick up your hentai tomorrow
Thanks! And, go for broke!

:edit: Yeah. There should totally be a quote there, but my skills fail me, clearly... -_-
 

djtiesto

is beloved, despite what anyone might say
The Lamonster said:
My ex-girlfriend was friends with my current girlfriend's older sister. So I've thought my girlfriend was hot for like 10 years but we're actually together now :lol

Heh, sounds kinda similar to my situation. My ex was friends with my current girlfriend's best friend's sister. Friend met and ended up with the g/f's best friend's sister (via my ex) then hooked me up with my current g/f.
 

dofry

That's "Dr." dofry to you.
djtiesto said:
Heh, sounds kinda similar to my situation. My ex was friends with my current girlfriend's best friend's sister. Friend met and ended up with the g/f's best friend's sister (via my ex) then hooked me up with my current g/f.

Ex's current bf's gf hooked up best ex currency translator san...whaat? My brain can't handle this. Need a diagram.
 

Chinner

Banned
Firaeus said:
Also...its kinda weird knowing that you possibly jerk off to my GF's pics...
yeah i have a couple times, you should be flattered really i have a million porn sites at my fingure tips but i chose your girlfriend.
 
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