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So I decided to rent Imagine: Babyz Fashion
- Thread starter cuyahoga
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Too much emphasis on the "Dawg Time," "Straight-Up Dawg Time" should be altogether.theusedversion said:
Now everyone can own a piece of DUDEBRO.
http://www.cafepress.com/theusedversion.421256057#
No commission on this shirt so I'm not profiting from it.
No, it's Dudebro-themed parodies of other songs. "Smells Like Dudebro Spirit," "Keep on Rockin' in the Straight-Up Dawg Time," "Where's Your Bro At?," "Brobatage," "Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except for Dudebros," "Everybody's Trying to Be My Bro," "Across the Broniverse," "I Am the Dudebro," "Lucy in the Sky with Dudebro," "Where It's Bro," "Browin' in the Wind," "Like a Rolling Bro," et cetera.Gouty said:
Yes, a dudebro is not a subtle being. Unless this is some dream mission where Dudebro needs to figure out how to not have his girlfriend break him with him.Nicktals said:
I like how he follows Al Gore, maybe Al can be some sort of ultimate bro.Danthrax said:
In-game advertising, bro.TheCardPlayer said:
Brolliant.EmCeeGramr said:
GillianSeed79
Member
Valtrex should be a power-up somehow
thetechkid
Member
This is Gaf, brodude!Goron2000 said:
cuyahoga said:
Yeah, when I started the account, Twitter had Dudebro automatically following a dozen or so accounts. I unfollowed the less dudely ones, but left a few like the Lakers, the NHL, Al Gore and Barbara Walters. Now Dudebro follows anyone who follows him, as long as it doesn't look like a spambot.
deejay8595
my posts are "MEH"
Funny as S***!
Andronicus
Banned
lock yourself in a storage trunk and never return:lol
SecretBonusPoint
Banned
Since Dudebro is always carrying a hot-piece of ass, I see them as being used like the riot-shield in Uncharted 2. Bitches be so fine, bullets melt centimetres away from any part of their hot-ass bodies.
Glad you liked the 16-bit/Arcade title screen for a mythological Dudebro I, Jocchan, was inspired to create it ever since reading the thread and thought it would be good to point at as what came before the return of Dudebro in the year 2010.
Also does Dudebro's gun just shoot knives/master swords? I thought that would be a good explanation as to why its hard to tell whether he shoots or slices someone :lol
Glad you liked the 16-bit/Arcade title screen for a mythological Dudebro I, Jocchan, was inspired to create it ever since reading the thread and thought it would be good to point at as what came before the return of Dudebro in the year 2010.
Also does Dudebro's gun just shoot knives/master swords? I thought that would be a good explanation as to why its hard to tell whether he shoots or slices someone :lol
TheExodu5 said:
I'm registering it now, hold on.
[edit] Got it: www.dudebro2.com Nothing there yet, obviously
EdwardTivrusky
Member
Or no ammo puts him in "Slice mode" where he can deflect the bullets with his knife while closing in to slice folks up.Tim-E said:
A Twisty Fluken
Member
Calcaneus said:
come on, dudebro uses giant headphones with a wire of infinite length when he wants to call for backup and also to listen to sick jams. he rocks full on cans with like 9 speakers and subwoofers that have their own subwoofers. the sheer force is enough to blow out a normal hero's eardrums and blow his brains out the back of his generic head, good thing dudebro is man enough to handle it but also sensitive enough to enjoy the high definition fidelity
SecretBonusPoint
Banned
thetrin said:
Excellent, this is what I wanted.
dragonflys545
Member
Epic Thread:lol :lol
Cosmo Clock 21
Banned
Shoot Mode
Pros:
+ You shoot bitches
Cons:
- You can't knife hos
Slice Mode
Pros:
+ You knife hos
Cons:
- You can't shoot bitches
Pros:
+ You shoot bitches
Cons:
- You can't knife hos
Slice Mode
Pros:
+ You knife hos
Cons:
- You can't shoot bitches
FishSquared
Member
Um... why exactly is this GOTY 09 IYO?
A Twisty Fluken said:
So perfect. Or he could have a boombox and carry that around on his shoulder. But how's he supposed to carry around the busty blondes if he's already got a boombox? Maybe he could have one over each shoulder and then his beard could be firing the gun.
Hylian7 said:
You might be on to something
bro
fernoca said:So..great thread and kinda funny...but I think I'm missing part of the "fun"..since I don't know the story behind how the word "dudebro" started around here, and it's ties to the Medal of Honor pics..and stuff..and links?..
Read the whole thread. Especially posts by the OP. It's all in here.
EmCeeGramr
Member
CUTSCENE
DB=DUDEBRO
AH=AL-HUANGNANDEZ, second-in-command to PESQUALI
AL-HUANGNANDEZ lies defeated, the JIHAD-MECH totally blasted by a barrage of Javelin missiles. He's got like soot and smoke and shit all over his clothes and face, and his mouth is hanging open showing his fucked up crooked-ass teeth. Shit's nasty as fuck.
DUDEBRO walks up and picks him up by his robe or shirt or whatever that shit is.
DB: A'ight, Al-Huangnandez, you just got rocked into the next dudemension. Hook a bro up with the broordinates to them dirty-ass bombs, or I'm gonna rip you up, you fuckin' commie jihad cholo dick-vacuum.
AH: (thick 'foreign' accent) Ah... Dudebro. No, I am afraid I cannot tell you. Soon... your country will pay for its crimes.
DB: Fuckin' weaksauce, Brosama. Time to school you in the mother land of the free, home of the brave, U-S-of-fuckin'-A, motherbitches.
AH: So... you think your country is so 'great', ah? "Leader of the... ha, 'free,' world," and such. Ah, you are like the ox that leads its herd to the slaughter. Let me enlighten you to the truth.
DB: Spare me the brolitical shit. I seriously don't got no shits to give about fucking capitalistism, or some poor-ass dictator country wanting food or shit, or holy god jihads or whatever.
AH: So... you don't care about world politics?
DB: Fuck no, n-word (says "n-word," not actually like, the actual n-word, totally not racist dawg.). All I need is some brewskis, a piece, and some doucheloads to lay out. I need a reason to do that like I need a reason to spark up some buds, and guess what bitch, I don't need a reason to spark up some buds.
AH: You don't care about the vast difference in wealth between nations? The exploitation of the Third World markets and their lack of an advocate on the global stage? Neocolonialism, economic imperialism, neoliberal economics, using popular media and global corporatism as vessels by which to plant seeds of First World cultural values and ideas into the youth of other cultures? The complex dynamics of how even "obviously good" things like food and medical aid to Third World nations can upset local cultural rituals and values, causing a cultural upheaval and disastrous economic consequences, resulting in national anger and the election of anti-Western governments which your country will then label a "threat to peace," and take action against?
DB: ...
AH: ...
DB: Yo, here's some "food aid:" you can eat my fists. (fake punches in front of AL-HUANGNANDEZ's nose, who jumps) Ahahaha, holy shit dawg you totally flinched! But for serious, time for some "enhanced interbrogation."
DUDEBRO ties the terrorist's hands together and then produces a trucker cap. He places the cap upside-down (at an angle, of course) over AL-HUANGNANDEZ's mouth and nose, almost like a funnel. He then blindfolds the terrorist. Reaction shot of AL-HUANGNANDEZ as he hears some brews being cracked open and poured into something. DUDEBRO reappears with a bucket full of Pabst Blue Ribbon and positions it over the cap covering AL-HUANGNANDEZ's mouth and nose.
DB: Back at Beta-Rho, we called this "waterbroarding."
END SCENE
DB=DUDEBRO
AH=AL-HUANGNANDEZ, second-in-command to PESQUALI
AL-HUANGNANDEZ lies defeated, the JIHAD-MECH totally blasted by a barrage of Javelin missiles. He's got like soot and smoke and shit all over his clothes and face, and his mouth is hanging open showing his fucked up crooked-ass teeth. Shit's nasty as fuck.
DUDEBRO walks up and picks him up by his robe or shirt or whatever that shit is.
DB: A'ight, Al-Huangnandez, you just got rocked into the next dudemension. Hook a bro up with the broordinates to them dirty-ass bombs, or I'm gonna rip you up, you fuckin' commie jihad cholo dick-vacuum.
AH: (thick 'foreign' accent) Ah... Dudebro. No, I am afraid I cannot tell you. Soon... your country will pay for its crimes.
DB: Fuckin' weaksauce, Brosama. Time to school you in the mother land of the free, home of the brave, U-S-of-fuckin'-A, motherbitches.
AH: So... you think your country is so 'great', ah? "Leader of the... ha, 'free,' world," and such. Ah, you are like the ox that leads its herd to the slaughter. Let me enlighten you to the truth.
DB: Spare me the brolitical shit. I seriously don't got no shits to give about fucking capitalistism, or some poor-ass dictator country wanting food or shit, or holy god jihads or whatever.
AH: So... you don't care about world politics?
DB: Fuck no, n-word (says "n-word," not actually like, the actual n-word, totally not racist dawg.). All I need is some brewskis, a piece, and some doucheloads to lay out. I need a reason to do that like I need a reason to spark up some buds, and guess what bitch, I don't need a reason to spark up some buds.
AH: You don't care about the vast difference in wealth between nations? The exploitation of the Third World markets and their lack of an advocate on the global stage? Neocolonialism, economic imperialism, neoliberal economics, using popular media and global corporatism as vessels by which to plant seeds of First World cultural values and ideas into the youth of other cultures? The complex dynamics of how even "obviously good" things like food and medical aid to Third World nations can upset local cultural rituals and values, causing a cultural upheaval and disastrous economic consequences, resulting in national anger and the election of anti-Western governments which your country will then label a "threat to peace," and take action against?
DB: ...
AH: ...
DB: Yo, here's some "food aid:" you can eat my fists. (fake punches in front of AL-HUANGNANDEZ's nose, who jumps) Ahahaha, holy shit dawg you totally flinched! But for serious, time for some "enhanced interbrogation."
DUDEBRO ties the terrorist's hands together and then produces a trucker cap. He places the cap upside-down (at an angle, of course) over AL-HUANGNANDEZ's mouth and nose, almost like a funnel. He then blindfolds the terrorist. Reaction shot of AL-HUANGNANDEZ as he hears some brews being cracked open and poured into something. DUDEBRO reappears with a bucket full of Pabst Blue Ribbon and positions it over the cap covering AL-HUANGNANDEZ's mouth and nose.
DB: Back at Beta-Rho, we called this "waterbroarding."
END SCENE
EmCeeGramr
Member
thetrin said:
Okay, so I'm trying to figure out how to forward www.dudebro2.com to www.jocchan.com/dudebro
